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WERE THE BONES ETHICALLY SOURCED PLEASE WE CANNOT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN

I GOT A POCKETFUL OF BONES AND YOU DONT. HAHAHA LOSERS

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Something something the suitor squad's love for Lucy, willing to let her go and make her own decisions because they love her and her being so considerate of letting them down mirrors and contrasts Dracula's love which is about dominating (the brides) and owning (Johnathan) and controlling (the whole damn castle)

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I don't actually know how big a Utahraptor claw is. Could you give us a picture of it next to something common for scale, like a potato chip?

my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)

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Yumi trying not to ccream is a classic

Folk, of the cosmere fandom, I have a question. Give me your favorite quotes that are NOT mainstream. I don't want to hear, "Honor is dead, but I will see what I can do", ideals, "the next step", "you will be warm again" etc. I need your niche lines from different books that stuck in your memory but don't get brought up enough in your opinion. Some of mine are:

You know, princess, the worst part about being a mercenary is living up to the stereotype (it's so good in context)

I was a demigod for millennia. Now … I stand in wet clothing, shivering. (Leshwi, WaT)

Never let something trivial like a sense of humor get in the way of a good joke (Yumi and the Nightmare Painter)

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Kelsier, who smiles all the time: Yes, give in to your hate of the light eyes, take back what they stole from you, kill them! Kill them all!

Kaladin, who smiled once and has regretted it ever since: man, I'm just trying not to kill myself, leave me alone.

Okay. Correct me if I'm wrong but? Kelsier would LOVE Kaladin, and the feeling would NOT be mutual.

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I gave your address to some ants.

Now you're gonna have ants in your house.

Maybe now you'll think twice about framing me for murder, stealing my wife, and planting a bomb on my plane causing me to crash land on a deserted island in the south pacific, fighting giant coconut crabs for food and shelter only to be saved by pirates who force me to dance provocatively for my dinner leading me to believe that maybe, just maybe I could make it in the entertainment industry and then abandoning me on the cold streets of San Francisco where I have to give up on my dreams and work at Starbucks.

So now you got ants, asshole.

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Dracula college student AU where Dracula is trying to join Lucy's polycule through sabotage, fear, and intimidation because his own polycule hates him (they hate him because he's the type of guy who thinks he can join a polycule through sabotage, fear, and intimidation)

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The exchange rate is three dwarves to one hobbit, if anyone was wondering

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Let's confuse the advertisement algorithms with mama

Tumblr, why are you trying to advertise breast pumps to me? I am not a mother.

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Imagine if they were dragons

has anyone figured out if they're giants?

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I know what I'm doing Tumblr, get off my ass

Commission artists?

Nah man, DEcommission artists.

Empty them of gunpowder and fill their cannons with cement.

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Commission artists?

Nah man, DEcommission artists.

Empty them of gunpowder and fill their cannons with cement.

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Bro walked that hallway like a Skywalker

K-2SO is the terminator in the star wars universe ANDOR | 2.11 & 2.12

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In another universe K-2SO and Chopper replace C-3PO and R2-D2 and the Empire falls a lot sooner and with a lot more war crimes.

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My favorite part about the Ghor language is the gestures. Love a good Sci Fi gesture culture.

Side note, but major props to all the Ghor actors for learning a whole made-up language and fluently performing entire scenes in it.

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Sorry, can't talk right now. I, a grown ass man, need to giggle and kick my feet as I read Lucy's letter to her good friend Mina wherein Lucy spills the tea about her tall, handsome, curly haired gentleman caller.

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rereading dracula after reading carmilla for the first time really makes me appreciate carmilla's efficiency in securing a place. dracula had to deal with all the logistics of the housing market meanwhile carmilla just crashed her car on someone's lawn and she got a cushy guest room and a girlfriend out of it. carmilla the woman you are