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We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

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BEST DANCING PER YEAR (as voted by my followers) ↳ 2024: Wicked

Christopher Scott - choreographer Emilio Dosal, Comfort Fedoke, Leah Hill, Will Loftis - associate choreographer Peter Francis - choreography coordinator Wayne Cilento - stage choreographer

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His dark materials is so funny. It starts out like “oh no, my best friend is missing! Let’s go on an adventure to find him!” and two books later they’re going “let’s start a multi universal war and kill god”. And they’re twelve.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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The last unicorn died in the Berlin Zoo in 1908

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gelphie + onion headlines

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Save me 13th doctor with wavy hair… save me…

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Girl same…

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DOCTOR WHO 60th ANNIVERSARY • THE STAR BEAST

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Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.