buckleydiazincorrect
buckleydiazincorrect
Incorrect 911
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buckleydiazincorrect · 4 days ago
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Eddie: what does S-Y-B-A-U mean?
Chim, stifling laughter: who said that to you?
Eddie: i texted chris and told him he had to finish his homework before video games and he responded with just that
Hen: *snorts*
Eddie: guys what does it mean?
Buck: don’t worry about it eds, i’ll talk to chris and handle this one
Eddie: ..okay
*an hour later*
Eddie, loudly from the station gym: HE TOLD ME TO SHUT MY BITCH ASS UP??
Buck, from upstairs: RAVI! I SAID DONT TELL HIM!
Ravi: IM SORRY! HE SCARES ME!
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buckleydiazincorrect · 6 days ago
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IS THIS A FIC OF MY TEXTPOST?? IM SCREAMING
by kryptonian
“So, you said you loved him and then he—” Hen starts, but Buck sighs dramatically and finally, finally lifts his head to look at them.
Karen has a soft look on her face, and Hen is taking a break from watching Buck with worry to glance at Karen, her expression softening instantly as she does so.
“He said ‘Love you too, man’ and then asked if I–” Buck pauses, sniffling quietly. He’s not crying anymore, thankfully, but he’s likely to start again at any second if he talks about this too much. He grabs his drink, fingers curled around the stem and takes a long sip from it before continuing. “He asked if I wanted a beer. And just … left.”
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Buck confesses. Eddie does not pick up on what’s happening. Buck spirals.
Words: 3557, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Evan “Buck” Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Karen Wilson, Henrietta “Hen” Wilson
Relationships: Evan “Buck” Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Henrietta “Hen” Wilson/Karen Wilson, Evan “Buck” Buckley & Henrietta “Hen” Wilson, Evan “Buck” Buckley & Henrietta “Hen” Wilson & Karen Wilson
Additional Tags: Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, my beloveds, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Drinking & Talking, Canon Compliant, Grief/Mourning, (just a touch), Getting Together, POV Evan “Buck” Buckley, Evan “Buck” Buckley Loves Eddie Diaz
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buckleydiazincorrect · 6 days ago
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*after eddie comes out to the team*
*Texas Cowboy has been added to 118 Queers*
Buckaroo: welcome to the club!
Ravioli: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Hennessee: so proud of you eddie
Kare-Bear: we love you
JoshyJosh: thank the lord you figured it out
Texas Cowboy: lol thanks guys
ReportingLive: always nice to have a new member
Texas Cowboy: is that taylor kelly? the fuck?
ReportingLive: hey king, lesbian now
Texas Cowboy: oh
Texas Cowboy: carry on
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buckleydiazincorrect · 9 days ago
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*playing trivia*
Hen: which fast food chain shares it’s name with an American underground form of transportation?
Buck, half asleep: ..KFC
Chim: it’s Subway, you IDIOT
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buckleydiazincorrect · 11 days ago
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*buck shows up at madney’s house*
Buck: i’ve made a terrible mistake
Chim: given your entire life experience, i’m gonna need you to be more specific
Buck: i kissed eddie
Chim:
Buck: are you gonna say anything?
Chim: ..i owe hen so much money
Buck: ugh what do i do?
Maddie: well what did he say after you kissed him
Buck: i don’t know
Chim: you don’t remember?
Buck: no, i kissed him then panicked and ran away so now i’m here
Maddie: you didn’t even let him process, you just bolted?
Buck: i panicked!
*loud banging on madney’s door*
Chim, sarcastic: gee, i wonder who that could be
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buckleydiazincorrect · 12 days ago
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*bobby finishes his morning briefing*
Bobby: and that should do it for today. any questions?
Buck: *raises hand*
Bobby: yes buck?
Buck: eddie put his hand on my thigh when we sat down so i didn’t hear a word you said
Bobby: ..
Bobby: *sighs*
Bobby: eddie, did you hear anything i said?
Eddie: ..no
Bobby: because your hand was-
Eddie: -on his thigh, yeah
Bobby, tired: okay
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buckleydiazincorrect · 13 days ago
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Eddie: hey, d’you wanna take things up to the bedroom?
Buck: sure.. whats up there?
Eddie: by the way, did you bring protection?
Buck, concerned: why, whats up there?!
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buckleydiazincorrect · 13 days ago
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*three weeks later*
Eddie: *wakes up in a cold sweat*
Eddie: he meant he was in love with me
Eddie: oh god he meant IN LOVE oh fuck
Eddie: *tries to jump out of bed and trips on his duvet*
Eddie: *hits the ground and dislocates his shoulder*
*Buck, laying face down on Hen’s living room floor*
Hen: so you told him you loved him
Buck: *muffled* yes
Hen: and he said ‘i love you too man’ and bro slapped you on the shoulder
Buck: *tearing up* yes
Hen: *sighs*
Hen: im about to start saying slurs
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buckleydiazincorrect · 16 days ago
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*Hen overhears a conversation occurring in the bunk room*
Eddie: are you guys sure this is a good idea?
Buck: yeah Eds it’s totally safe!
Ravi: cmon man live a little
Eddie: fuck it, why not. lets do it
Hen, frantically: oh shit- BOBBY!!!!
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buckleydiazincorrect · 16 days ago
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Ravi: hey bobby, who’s your second favourite firefighter?
Bobby: as captain, i don’t have- what do you mean second favourite?
Hen: well buck’s obviously first
Chim: yeah, that was a given. it’s the second favourite that we’ve got money on
Bobby: there are no favourites at all!
Buck: *comes upstairs* hey bobby, can i eat the last of the lasagna?
Bobby: of course! i’ll heat it up for you, go sit down
Buck: thanks pops! let me just grab my phone *goes back downstairs*
RaviChimHen: *silence*
Bobby: ..i see your point
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buckleydiazincorrect · 16 days ago
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Eddie: god damn it, my back is killing me
Ravi: oh yeah, it’s Thursday. you had muay thai last night, right?
Eddie: ..how do you know i do muay thai?
Ravi: you were gone for a while
Eddie: so?
Ravi: so buck talked about you all the time. i have learned so much about you against my will
Eddie: buck talked about me?
Ravi: constantly
Eddie: oh
Ravi: i’m not even joking when i say i could give a powerpoint presentation about you at this stage
Eddie: *tearing up*
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buckleydiazincorrect · 17 days ago
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Bobby: alright, that concludes todays safety briefing. Chris, you’re up
Chris: lets see how much you guys were paying attention
*kahoot music starts playing*
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buckleydiazincorrect · 19 days ago
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Bobby: care to explain why you’re both 30 minutes late?
Eddie: the smoke detector drastically overreacted to me cooking breakfast
Buck: no it did not, the pan was quite literally on fire
Eddie: ..there may have been a small fire
Buck: the bacon was charred so badly it crumbled
Bobby, sighing: go get changed and stay out of my kitchen, diaz
Eddie: yes sir
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buckleydiazincorrect · 21 days ago
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Buck, about to do something risky on a call: im doing this, no one can stop me
Hen: okay *starts tapping on her phone*
Buck: what are you doing?
Hen: *continues typing*
Buck, sweating: hen what are you doing?
Hen: *puts her phone away and smiles*
Buck: what the hell did you do?!
Eddie, appearing from thin air: EVAN OLIVER BUCKLEY!
Buck, panicking: SHE’S LYING!
Eddie: BULLSHIT!
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buckleydiazincorrect · 22 days ago
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*Buck, laying face down on Hen’s living room floor*
Hen: so you told him you loved him
Buck: *muffled* yes
Hen: and he said ‘i love you too man’ and bro slapped you on the shoulder
Buck: *tearing up* yes
Hen: *sighs*
Hen: im about to start saying slurs
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buckleydiazincorrect · 1 month ago
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Buck: there is nothing more emasculating than chasing after a ping pong ball
Eddie: what about trying to open a bin liner with wet hands
Chim: or having to shut a car door with your ass cause your hands are full
Ravi: how about pursing your lips to blow on hot food
Hen: im concerned by how fragile y’all’s masculinity is
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buckleydiazincorrect · 1 month ago
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*118 A Shift Group Chat*
Bobby: which one of you wants to be on bathroom duty today?
Ravi: i nominate buck
Buck: who?
Ravi: you
Buck: no, who asked?
Ravi: fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
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