#incorrect buddie

[incorrect911argoship]

Eddie: Thank you again for talking to Chris about his girl problem.

Buck: Just doing my job.

Eddie: I didn't know there was an agreement in place.

Buck: There is one. I teach him about dating and sports, and you get the emotional part. We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kid.

Eddie: Our kid? Buck, we’re not married.

Buck: Eddie, come on, we’re a little married.

Eddie: I know. I love it.

[iamharryhale]

Buck: I have a crush on someone but I’m scared to say who.

Eddie: Just rip the bandaid off.

Buck: It’s Tommy.

Eddie: Put the bandaid back on.

[dudesrysly]

Hen: so, how was the honeymoon?

Eddie: Buck got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Eddie: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

Eddie: I love him.

[cinematics123]

Eddie: No one could ever replace you, Evan.

Buck: Are you sure? Have you checked? Have you ever considered how replaceable I am?

Eddie: What…?

Buck: I bet there are 5 of me in a 2 mile radius.

Eddie: Buck, no-

Buck: I might be spared parts, but all of them love you. Make sure to dispose of them properly when you’re done with them.

[elgascreamslikehell]

Buck: Eddie, you are my best friend so I got you a friendship bracelet!

Eddie:...

Eddie: It's an engagement ring

Buck: You don't want it?

Eddie, aggressively put it on: Of course I do!

Buck to Maddie: He said yes.

[91-1lover]

Eddie: This was 100% successful trip

Buck: WE LOST MY GIRLFRIEND

Eddie: This was 300% success trip

[adorebuckley]

Buck: Please Eddie no I love you

Eddie: I'm sorry I have to

Buck: Eddie please I'm begging you! After all we've been through together...

Eddie: I'm sorry.

*places a +4 card*

Eddie: uno

[chronicowboy]

[theotherbuckley]

*Eddie and Maddie finally just hanging out and Maddie telling stories about Buck*

Maddie: Buck had his first boyfriend when he was 10 and it was the cutest thing ever

Eddie: Had his first what now?

Maddie: Boyfriend, this was long before you Eddie no need to be jealous, they were kids, it was funny

Eddie: Before me? Huh what when where why?

Maddie:

Maddie: You and Buck aren’t..?

Eddie:

Eddie: BUCK’S BI???

Maddie: 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[llama911refugee]

[incorrect911argoship]

Hen: I just want to say I'm part of the LGBTQ+ community and this is one of my best friends, Evan Buckley, always an ally but now a little bit more involved in the cause. Talk Buck. Buck: Ally! Hen, whispering: You're dating Tommy, remember? Buck: Bisexual! Hen, staring at Eddie: I hope our other allies get as committed to the cause as our newest member.

[iamharryhale]

Tommy: My man gives the best head.

Eddie: On God he do.

Marisol:

Buck:

Tommy: The fuck?

[peggingeddiediaz]

118 deranged tweets 10/???

[evanscrayons]

buck: *acting tough* you guys don’t wanna mess with me

eddie: yeah, buck will straight up cry in public, don’t test him

buck: exactly, i will straight up-

buck:

buck: *tearing up* eddie why would you say that??

[cinematics123]

Buck: soooo… you and my sister got married for tax reasons, right?

Chim: no, we got married because we love each other. The tax thing was just kind of… the kick in the pants we needed to finally just…. Do it, Y’know?

Buck:

Chim:

Buck:

Chim:

Buck: Do you think Eddie pays taxes?

Hours later

Buck (walking past Eddie): how do you do, fellow tax-complaint citizen?

[perfectlysunny02]

911 fake tweets part four