#incorrect buddie

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: Hey babe, could you-?

Eddie, pointing at himself: BABE?!

Buck: Oh crap, I meant to say bro!

Eddie: Nope, from now on, you have to refer to me as ‘babe’. If you call me bro, I will not respond to it. You can upgrade, but you can’t downgrade.

[cinematics123]

Eddie: I’m moving back to El Paso to be near Chris.

Buck: EDDIE. I’m gonna be supportive but do you know HOW MUCH MORE BAKING I’m gonna need to do now.

Eddie: uh.. so…

Buck: I think Maddie needs a second wedding cake.

Eddie: what?

Buck: (manic) Do you have a copy of the Guinness book of world records?

Days later, Eddie and Chris watching tv in El Paso

TV Announcer: Again, our top story is that a strange bisexual man has built a full size replica of the Eiffel Tower- made entirely of lemon tort. Six people have died. And it has drawn back the swarm of killer bees from before.

Chris: Dad… is Buck ok?

Eddie: Chris, I can’t be honest about that and still stay here in El Paso.

Chris: oh.

[incorrectbuddie-tarlos]

Maddie: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Chimney: You are my reward.

[Meanwhile]

Buck: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Eddie: True, you can be really difficult at times.

[eddiestightywhities]

Eddie: So what you in the mood for tonight, man?

Buck: World domination.

Eddie: *chuckles* Isn't that a little ambitious for a Tuesday evening?

Buck: You are my world, Eds.

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh, wow, Buck. Do you really—

Eddie: Wait a minute...

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck: *licks lips*

Eddie:

[91-1lover]

Buck *Tied up to the chair*: What now?

Eddie: I'm going to torture you

Buck: Ha! jokes on you! I'm into this

Eddie: You are loved

Buck: What?

Eddie:You are enough

Buck: Stop it?

Eddie: You are the best thing in the whole universe, and everyone in the station loves you so much and praise you-

Buck:What the hell Eddie?-

[chronicowboy]

[imaginationismykingdom]

Buck: I have a lie detector in my shirt.

Eddie: . . . What? Fine - take it off and prove it then.

Chimney: *walks into the room* What is going on here?

Chimney: *sees Buck unbuttoning shirt* Follow up question - why do you want Buck to take off his shirt?

Eddie: WHAT? NO I DON'T . . .

Buck: *shirt starts to beep*

[saveahorserideaneddie]

Incorrect 118 Pride Month Edition 🏳️‍🌈

[iamharryhale]

Buck: Sometimes I try to sync our dreams so l can terrorise you in a different dimension because I miss you too much.

Buck: One day, I’ll get you.

Eddie: Excuse me?

Eddie: Actually, you know what?

Eddie: Try harder.

[adorebuckley]

Buck: For Halloween can I be your boyfriend?

Eddie: Only if you stay in character all year.

Buck: Deal.

[dudesrysly]

Hen: so, how was the honeymoon?

Eddie: Buck got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Eddie: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

Eddie: I love him.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

T.K: How did you realize Buck might like you?

Eddie: I've caught him looking at my ass way too many times.

T.K: He sounds just like Carlos.

Carlos: Hey!

T.K: You two would definitely be best friends if you ever meet.

Carlos: I mean, he did hit on you, right? He has good taste.

Eddie: He did?

T.K: Hey, that was a long time ago, and I'm pretty sure it was unintentional, but yes, he kinda did.

[guhitsaglit]

Inspired by:

[yoobitt]

maddie: are you in love with eddie?

buck: he's straight and he's gone forever

maddie: but you are, right?

buck: he's straight and gone!

maddie: that's not what i asked..

[iamharryhale]

Buck: You busy?

Eddie: Free for you.

Eddie: Busy for others.

Buck, blushing: Stop being so cute.

Eddie: Cute for you.

Eddie: Rude for others.

[adorebuckley]

Buck: *does something stupid*

Eddie: What an absolute fucking idiot.

Eddie: I can't believe I'd die for him.