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Even the Shadow Broker needs some downtime

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It's still May, so I get to draw Marcille and Falin as mermaids :3

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Have her compete on Game Changer

Marcille would NOT know the wenis in advance

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I have been so ill but I'm back babbbyyy

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She got to look at some asari

Send her to Chora's Den for a night out with the lads

Don't worry, she's having a good time! At least, before Laios ran off and left her to find for herself

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Blessed machine of omnissiah aquired by mechanicum salvage ship, ready to be bathed in the cleansing spirits and be painted anew

@buffmrtumnus get tagged and see this magnificent automata

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Dungeon Meshi - Daydream Hour Cover Illustrations + close ups

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Kenichtura Coalition

So in a decision I will never financially recover from. I acquired a 1989 Armorcast Scout Titan from the USA. It's gonna cost me like 20 quid a month for the next year, but it has made the idea of potwashing for in 12 hour shifts go from "Paying my landlords mortgage" to "paying off my goofy titan", and therefore is a minor mental health boon

But that now means I have 3k points, (and also a BFG fleet I made out of scraps of plastic I have at home) so a lore update is in order.

Cohort Ceraphim, the largest cohort of the Legio Cybernetica, has made an alliance with Legio Glacias of the Collegia Titanica, a minor but proud titan legion. To transport their maniples of God Engines and angelic Automata, they've made another alliance with Explorator Fleet VK-411-L. Together, they form the Kenichtura Coalition, named after a lost Forge World they'd all very much like to get back.

Naturally, a Mechanicus taskforce with a functioning fleet, a huge Cybernetica Cohort, Titans, supporting Skitarii and Secutorii... is dangerously close to resembling the forces of the Mechanicum. So the Ordo Machinum immediately investigated, and after some years, decided that the Coalition can remain as long as inquisitors are stationed to ensure no funny business.

The poor inquisitors were not prepared for the reality of 3 Mechanicus dipshits arguing over every little decision they make.

Behold,

Archmagos Mhodus, Lord Cybernetica of the Cohort Ceraphim

High Princeps Octavia Hilde, Grand Master of the Legio Glacias

Archmagos Thelta-Gamma-9, Magos-Commodore of Explorator Fleet VK-707-L

(Inquisitor Markus Rhell is off screen, popping some paracetamol after a four hour argument about Thelta-Gamma-9's desire to steal a Necron Scarab)

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kinda shit im on you wouldnt understand, kinda skits im on you wouldnt understand

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BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶

My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.

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So last night, I had someone message me about a commission in an attempt to scam me lol. Like just after I uploaded some art they messaged, we did the negotiations, and they were incredibly reasonable (willing to pay well, and happy to wait as I'm currently working on other commissions).

Andddd then the supposed payment, coupled with a dozen "check your emails to see if paypal sent a notification" with phishing emails flooding my inbox from a "paypal@gmail.com" with standard scammy behaviour/harassing messages.

Idk it really sucked, because this person wanted art? Like, drawing is just a hobby for me unlike writing, and it was kinda exciting that someone enjoyed my art style enough to pay money lmao. Also you're scamming a guy who writes commission smut on tumblr to help with his PhD. My recent posts have been "damn I am poor and having to work multiple jobs"

Do I seem like i have enough money to even be worth scamming lmaoooo.

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Nvm. 12 hours of minimum wage shit on the rota that we missed. Next month lads. Next month.

Children of the Omnissiah, impart ye wisdom!

Righteo! I've learned the rules enough, I've got some matches under my belt. It's time to enter locals, as promised to the handful of goobers who contributed to the Erebus Suffer Fund (which is still open for a little while longer)

It's 1500 points (so some stuff is getting left behind), and we've got about 2-3 weeks to decide.

What are we terrorising locals with?

1. 12 Kastelans (3 squads of 4), 3 Datasmiths (no enhancements), 3 Kataphron Breachers, and an Onegar Dunecrawler.

2. 10 Kastelans (2 squads of 4, 1 squad of 2), 3 Datasmiths (one with necromechanic, one with Lord of Machines), 1 Knight Errant (AKA the big Kastelan)

3. 12 Kastelans (3 squads of 4), 3 Datasmiths, 10 Skitarii Rangers, 1 Tech Priest Manipulus (with arch-negator), and an Onegar Dunecrawler.

You'll notice that none of these options involve NOT running 3 squads of kastelans. That's obviously non negotiable. If games workshop didn't want me to do it, they wouldn't have made a detachment for it.

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hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

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I am obsessed with Marcille. Look at her!!!!

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What if you put Marcille in the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience?

Of all the monsters Marcille has faced, this has to be one of the most horrifying ones

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send her to the hellsing mansion please and thank you

Unfortunately, the sheer size of the Hellsing Mansion is bringing up memories of the sprawling dungeon for Marcille..

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3