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it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

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Im about to get off work so you know what that means >:)

Send in writing requests please.

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Didn’t they meet each other at chemistry class though?

Cause there’s real chemistry between them;

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hey!!! can u pls do linda dating headcanons, shes my fav background character, its ok if you dont have time or anything <3 <3 <3

have a nice day owo :p

Linda my LOVE<3

I always have time for requests im just slow<3

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Okay, since she's such a background character with like 10 words total so far in the series. Most of these are heavy handed headcanons.

-She gives me Dork vibes. Like, if she likes you she's a bit of a mess.

-Avoiding eye contact and smiling awkwardly.

-She would stutter a little bit when talking with you.

-It gradually goes away but makes a small appearance when she's anxious.

-Your'e gonna have to ask her out guys, I'm sorry but she seems like she would fumble so hard if she were to ask.

-Shes so cutie pie she would love to hold pinkies

-her hands are a little clammy though

-Let her info dump about mycology🥺

-The cutest giggle, will snort while laughing.

-Cuddle bug.

-Loves to be the little spoon and or sleep on your chest.

-During the Raid she would definitely cover you and make sure you got out with Hildy and Thaddeus

-One last hug and pressing her forehead to yours before she pushes you into the car.

-Looking in the review mirror just to see her get taken in by FBI

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some mspaint art i drew while on call with my friends

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Kiki dating hc's? Pls...I gotta tummy ache and u contribute a lot for our lil CSE fanclub😭🫶

Kiki my beloved<3

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-She's a flirt, not in the sexy way, in a cool, "Oh my god she's cooler than me" kind of flirting.

-She was the first one to ask you out.

-she will play with your hair.

-yes. She will give you pills if you ask or if it seems like you need a pick me up.

-Hype Woman. Will hype you up and encourage you to do what you want to do.

-Her idea of a date is getting lunch somewhere and going shopping/enjoying eachothers company.

-Dancing too<3

-you will be going to the club, bar, or any venue that has music and dancing

-She would be a big supporter of the "treat yourself" mentality.

-Will link arms with you when walking.

-the sweetest girlfriend

-likes cupping your cheeks with her hand and squishing them bc it's cute.

-loves to tease but will stop if you don't like it.

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I think it would be so cool if common side effects season 2 took a hard genre shift and went from this heady ethical thought experiment to straight up horror because of what the mushrooms have actually doing to people.

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This is Common and Side Effect

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common side effects lore

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Anyone got any requests for what I should write? 👀

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Frances and Marshall from Common Side Effects

(please watch this show, it's so good!)

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I'd love to see Cecily content from you, i barely see anything of her. Maybe more dating hcs? Love that mean woman <3

This is Real. I love mean women who can manipulate me.

Yayy my first request<33

HCs under the cut

-Ceciliy gives the vibe she needs to be in control of the situation, is composed but does prefer to keep her partner on a short leash. (Pun. Unless👀)

-she would like her partner a little dumber than her I think.

-protective bordering toxic overprotective.

-will ask you to keep her updated on where you're at or will be.

-expect her to not talk to you if you don't keep her updated.

-would be nice and compliment you but it would feel patronizing.

-will cup your chin and kiss you.

-pets your head too.

-she would think you're cute<3

-does love her partner but she would be toxic im sorry.

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I wonder what kind of teaching methods Hildy used when Marshall was her student

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Common Side Effects Dating HCs: Zane and Rusty edition.

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🐠Zane🐠

-Probably a one night stand turned relationship let's be honest. Or you're a regular at the aquarium and don't buy anything, just look around.

-he would hate you for awhile if it were that last one.

-he probably sleeps in the aquarium so expect him to crash on your bed most nights like a feral cat.

-bum. Will ask for 20$ and kiss you on the cheek as a thank you.

-I feel like dating Zane would be tiring unless you're okay with dating a speed junkie bum, who also dabbles in importing illegal fish, turtles and birds.

-You will find him passed out on the floor next to your bed sometimes. Restless sleeper.

-Does care but he can get lost in his own bullshit.

-lowkey toxic tbh but that's kinda why I like him.

-bites bc of love aggression. Feral boyfriend behavior.

🏍Rusty🏍

-RIP bro🕊

-but fr he would be such a sweet boyfriend.

-Would love it when you ride on the bike with him and sit behind him with your arms wrapped around his waist.

-it makes him feel manly<3

-will take you on hikes for dates, tries to find the best look out spot so he can make a cheesy, "You know what's prettier-" pick up line because he saw it in a movie.

-skinny dipping? Skinny dipping. He will wolf whistle at you.

-county fair dates. He will try to win you something but if you win him something,

-He would feel special, keeps the prize in his room somewhere and adores it.

-Jimmer and Lois treat you like family as well<3

-Uncle JJ and Aunt Lo are making sure you're coming for dinners, and are always included in family photos.

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General Dating HCs; Common Side Effecfs

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🌺Marshall🌺

-oh my God. I feel like Marshall falls way too fast for anyone who is nice to him tbh.

-Trusting. If he's dating you. He *trusts* you completely.

-Definitely gets clingy at times because I feel like he has never actually dated anyone. He also seems to be a loner so most any kind of positive attention is going to make him cling but will listen if asked to calm down.

-he gets better and once the honeymoon phase if over with he's very chill and really just enjoys being in his partners presence.

-parallel play. Please just scroll through your phone, or do your hobby, whatever while Marshall does his own thing: Feeding Socrates, reading, or writing in his journal.

-Type of boyfriend to bring you a cup of tea and kiss you on the head. He's such a sweetheart.

-on that same note. Touch starved. He will melt into hugs. He might even nuzzle into your neck because he hasn't been hugged in a long time.

🦋Frances🦋

-Babygirl.

-I feel like she can get anxious but is still the one to initiate things.

-she asked you on a date first, as well as the first one to hold hands.

-Lives for hand made gifts. Even the small bead lizard key chains make her melt. She would love the thoughtfulness of it.

-She will lowkey brag on you if you've recently gotten a raise, promotion, new hobby, anything.

-she's sweet but I also feel like Frances wouldn't say things or bottle up her emotions for one reason or another.

-She would open up with patience and communication. Patience being key.

-She'd be physically affectionate.

-if you have long hair, she's playing with it<3

-will braid your hair while relaxing with you.

-Gives the vibe she would love to be the little spoon.

🧂Agent Capano🧂

-Just to say, I think with the ex-wife situation going on, Capano would be awkward trying to date again.

-Smooth but in a cute, nervous way.

-he winks as a form of flirting.

-Type of boyfriend to kiss your hand.

-You had a date where you watched old black and white samurai movies. Capano tried to do the stretch and yawn maneuver. He accidentally smacked you in the face.

-Makes a Playlist for you to listen to.

-Would show you animals or insects that remind him of you I feel like.

-Harrington probably tagged along on a date at some point, they're a two for one special.

-Being cool with Harrington while dating him is a green flag for him.

-please he will get into conspiracy theories with you.

-One date was just you two making PowerPoints on conspiracy theories and debating them.

🌶Agent Harrington🌶

-She definitely asked for your number first.

-sends you weird/funny memes or something she thinks you might like.

-She's a little autistic, and she stares a little too long sometimes.

-lots of restaurant style dates bc i headcanon her as a foodie.

-not that physically affectionate but does enjoy quality time.

-Will talk to you about most topics.

-I think she would love nature documentaries and watches them alot.

-Chinese take out and chill?

-Will take you dancing as a date. She will do the dip and kiss because she's that cool.

-Capano also tagged along on a date at some point because again, two for one special. You gotta be chill with her bestie if you're going to date her.

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-trans masc, any pronouns are fine with me

-this is a common side effects writing blog where I post my silly drabbles, one shots, and whatever else.

-No Minors please I am a grown man and just want to talk with other adults.

Who I will write: Quite literally the entire cast if asked, and ships.

Rules:

Won't write smut, for now, but am okay with more mature themes

Will do x readers or s/o prompts, but for the love of God leave Wyatt and Tommy alone.

Be patient this is the first time im actually writing and posting it online<3

Requests are: OPEN