oh to be a little plastic army man parachuting with a grocery bag
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the battle of the ages:
My mother issues telling me to be the girlboss breadwinner in every relationship and have a trophy husband ᕤ
vs.
ᕦ My father issues making me want to be taken care of and live as a cute feral housewife
(honorable mention to the 5% of me that's stable and just wants a mutually supportive relationship)
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Pic from when my psych professor said, "lemme pull up the whiteboard real quick," and proceeded to use MS Paint to write words with his mouse rather than use text-boxes.
My personal favorite is "ch;ldhgvd Hqumg"
This class was worth every dollar.
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Snowman update;
My friend gave him a friend :')
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It snowed for the first time in years where I live, and this was my friend's first ever attempt at a snowman
I love him dearly
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What if I ran off to work in a lighthouse for a couple years, off the grid; maybe I'd finally get the mysterious aura of someone with mental clarity
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When they announced the Mario movie I thought it was live action for a second and scrambled to make this
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So I'm a decade and a half late, but I decided to blog on Tumblr for my own enjoyment; just random tid bits that I think will be fun to look back on since my memory is awful :)
Anyway, today my friend was hungry so I ran inside and came back out with a fruit cup, a yogurt, and cookies to which he replied, "oh woah, you didn't have to get me a 3 course meal."
Later we got in his car and I said, "man 2/3 of my close friends have had their cars break down this week, you're the only one left, hope nothing happens." We turned the car on, immediately 3 lights popped up. His car is at the dealership now.
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