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How does it feel knowing you’re screwing a taken man currently?
predictable
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guess who showered after the club and therefore definitely doesn’t have an alcohol problem
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shoutout to all my ex daddies who i steal comfy clothes from <3 nirvana hoodie and boxers slap
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Would honestly just be rude to pass up a deal that good, that's a once in a lifetime type deal
i’m glad you guys are seeing this for the wonderful business opportunity it is
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What if I already have ramen and a pack of red bull in the fridge? I'm on my way 😘
then you’re a lucky guy and i’m expecting you asap
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That's a pretty good deal ngl, red bull and ramen for full use of you? Who could pass that up
i think it’s a pretty good deal tbh
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Get that gorgeous fat ass out of bed and go to the shops now!
what if i just lay here and whoever goes to the shops and gets me ramen noodles and a red bull can do whatever they want to my body?
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so whos gonna make me get out of bed and go to the shops bc i clearly cant make myself
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think i’m gonna put a hole in my throat on a night out. Honestly… stop screaming and smoking so much bunni
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