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[bunny-b34r]

NOT FOR MOOTS (especially MAGPIE)

After watching ghost face I have to many murder fantasies it’s insane. Not like NSFW. But the idea of having a gun to my head with the promise of my brains being spattered all over the wall makes me giddy for no reason. I’m not saying any more cause my moots can see my page but still. Someone come murder me ISTG.

[bunny-b34r]

Real shit on so many levels

Lemme have your babies

[bunny-b34r]

Lmao ok pooks let’s give this a shot

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A DINOSAUR?! BADASS!!! YALL BITCHASSES ARE LAME, IMM GET EATEN BY A DINOSAUR‼️‼️‼️

Tagsss

@magpie-01 @the-weeb-of-the-uchiha @beybuniki

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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[bunny-b34r]

[MOOTS DONT INTERACT]

I WANNA DRAG PPL PLACES! I WANNA GRAB PEOPLES HANDS AND DRAG THEM PLACES WITHOUT SEEMING GAY! I WANNA HUG PPL AND BE TOUCHY WITHOUT PPL QUESTIONING! I WANNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP ON PPL AND NOT THINK ‘there probably uncomfortable’

I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE, I JUST WANNA BE THE OVERLY CLINGY ATTACHED FRIEND WITHOUT THE REPERCUSSIONS CAUSE IM BI! 😫🙌

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Favourite Color: Pastels and neons

Last song you listened to: (am currently) I f173D her friend - kets4eki & asteria

Currently reading: A-FUCKING-LOT (Most interested: ‘Chopper’ Read [again])

Currently watching: Interview with the vampire

Currently craving: SOMEBODY TO LOVE🎀

Coffee or tea: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE (:D)

An au your working on/ thought about: Tall lanky switch, short chubby top/switch 🫶🫶🫶

TAG UR IT (random choosing): @the-weeb-of-the-uchiha @slayfics @beybuniki

Get to Know Me Tag Game

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9+ people to get to know better or catch up with

Tagged by @sthound

Favorite color: buttermilk yellow

Last song you listened to: Sing, Sing, Sing by Benny Goodman

Currently reading: I'm rereading Crier's War by Nina Valera

Currently watching: I'm slowly making my way through Interview with the Vampire and I'm also rewatching Steven Universe

Currently craving: Root beer barrels

Coffee or Tea: I drink more sweet tea than I do iced coffee but I drink a lot of both

An AU you're working on/thought about: I'm currently working on a multi-chapter Hannigram fic where Will and Hannibal meet as prisoners in the BSHCI rather than on a case

Tagging some people!

@sunshinerory @little-black-witch @its-the-ratdawg @westburial @valentinsylve @vivisection-gf @graciereadshannigram @the-other-will-graham @abstracteeveewrites

[bunny-b34r]

FUCK YEAH Also slay

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

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Does anyone else read fanfics and think how logically what they character/s are doing fucking retarded and stupid. Or that it’s extremely out of human nature.

I am not a particularly smart person irl because I don’t have the time to turn my thought process into words and just blab off at the mouth.

I’m not very school smart, but I like to think I’m emotionally and logically/machinery and tool-wise smart.

I have a smart thought process, but trying to translate those thoughts in a split-second to talk to someone has me dead, unless I’m texting or have the necessary time to formulate a sentence.

Obviously I’m just blabbering off right now. Trying to convince myself I’m not a retard, but yeah. This is what I think. And since I haven’t posted and I use this account as mostly a log of personal stuff, I decide to write what I was thinking! :D

[bunny-b34r]

Speakers, wifi, phone, and internet glitch continuously 24/7

Satan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kind of torture is in it?

I’ll start: No matter how many times you flip it, the USB won’t go into your computer.

[bunny-b34r]

Riches, Valuables and jewels

Male-Mermaid (Mizu) x Human f!Reader

>>Was just at the beach and I was walking and jumping over the big rock pools and going to the edge of the rocks where the water splashes up, and I kept on imagining a mermaid or lil scenarios in my brain sooooo here’s a Fanfic for y’all <3

Notes: Mermaid named Mizu notices a pretty human distracted in the late evening sitting near the edge of the tide pools and decides to take the pretty lady as treasure!

★꙳˙*˚•୨୧〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎୨୧•˚*˙꙳★

Part 1

I was at the coast on a work trip, allowed two days of ‘free time’, if you will, to wind down after a week of office work in preparation for a big offer in the market.

As apart taking advantage of being so close to the cool foamy waters of the beach, I decided what better than to go down when the sea line is basically deserted and having a sit back on the sand.

And so that’s where I was, the chilly breeze cutting through the fibres of my woollen jumper and hitting my skin, the fresh air radiating through my thoughts freeing them as well as delivering a sense of liberty. The uncomfortable feeling of the bitterly cold wet in the sand seeping through the fabric of my shorts.

Through that though, all thoughts had left my mind through the peaceful sound of the crashing waves, and the cracking and foaming of the shore each time the waves retreat.

Looking over at people who were on the rock pools leaving and calling it a day. I decided at least someone had to occupy the spot in the meantime.

I pull myself up off the damp shore brushing the sand off myself as I journeyed over to the rock pools, carefully avoiding sharp shells and barnacles that had anchored themselves on the rocks edge, waiting for the tide to eventually come back to carry them away. I avoided the sharp edges of the slate and made my way just to where the waves would crash and leap, against the rocks as the tide went in.

I let my mind wander and stared into one of the tide pools near the edge. Abruptly, the peacefulness taken away as a figure from behind grabbed me by the arm and dragged me into the ocean.

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I’m so wise >:)

[bunny-b34r]

NAR my marriage proposal is someone coming up to me and going

“Do you wanna put glow in the dark stars on our nipples put on a thin shirt and run around at night with our tiddies glowing,”

Peak friendship right there

[bunny-b34r]

UGHHHHH GIMME A SECOND TO RAMBLE ABOUT MY SINGLENESS CAUSE I WANNA DATE BUT I REALLY F-ING DONT CAUSE OF EXPERIENCES WITH AN A**** BF (Moots can ignore that part) AND SHITTY OTHER RELATIONSHIPS CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IM TO YOUNG BUT I ALSO FEEL THAT IM OLD ENOUGH AND I SHOULD EXPERIENCE AT LEAST SOME KIND OF RELATIONSHIP AND I DONT EVER AND I MEAN EVER WANT ANYTHING SEXUAL LIKE ILL READ IT AND JOKE ABOIT IT BUT THE CONCEPT IS WEIRD AF AND I HATE IT AND ALL I WANT IS A PERSON I CAN HUG OR PHYSICALLY TOUCH WITH OUT FEELING LIKE IM DOING SMTH I SHOULDN’T AND I KEEP ON SEEING ALL THE CUTE ASS THINGS ON PINTREST W/ PEOPLE LIVING THERE DREAM LIFE AND I KNOW I SHOULDN’T HAVE MY EXPECTATIONS THERE I JUST WANT SOMEONE I CAN COME UP BEHIND AND HUG OR SURPRISE OR HAVE A NAP WITH OR BUY THEM STUFF AND GAWD DAMN GOD JUST GIMME SOMEONE TO LOVE ISTG </3

Luv y’all be safe :)

[bunny-b34r]

(NOT FOR MUTUALS >:( )

I’m so close to passing out from crying that I’m starting to see unpleasant things yet somehow I can still type <3 not so Random burst of emotional unavailability and depression got me spiralling bad gurllll lmao! I need a hug so bad and this MF is making me wanna lie down and fall asleep in his arms 🥹

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The Bakugo fanfics are getting to real guys to the point where at exactly 1:00 I read a fanfic and it said “you had stayed up and now it was 1:00” 😭

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MY FYP IS ON LIFE ALERT AND IMA KMS IF I GET ONE MORE THING OF FUCKING SMUT GIMME FLUFF😭🙏

[bunny-b34r]

>:C U don’t sound mad you sound like my dad, and my dad is mad. STAP TEXTING LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER

People get so scared of punctuation. Let me elaborate.

My friend texts me like: GWT TJE FUKC IP!?’

I reply with: No, additionally, retake 1st grade English.

I text like I write E Mails often. I text like a little Victorian boy who politely cleans chimneys. Every time I text a friend, they tell me I seem mad. When did grammar become an indication of anger?

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GET UR ASS BEAT BAKUGO LMAOOOO

Beach episode…. Save me beach episode……