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Sometimes I just need a change of pace so I knock over my water glass or drop something metal so it makes a really big noise it feels really good it makes me feel better about the fucking kitchen I'm not allowed out of it makes me feel incredible actually I think I could can it and sell 10 dollars as a drug
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Most people don't respect finishing in the oven. But most aren't chefs
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i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours
#transmissions from my BRAIN#this is what your brain is like on one burgeaux#this is what burgeaux felt like during his 5 year depression post restaurant closure#this was this in from the cold dinner scene
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He LOVES trying on partner's clothes morning after because he thinks its a cute tease (and not annoying at all)
#ffxiv#ff14#ffxiv wol#elezen#artists on tumblr#burgeaux#enjoy elf ass#i don't expect this to go anywhere here but uhhh i havent made any real art lately so i'll post it anyways
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Watch as the sous-chef more frequently nips at his colleagues palms when they get too close to his station. Notice his stiffened muscles and lack of cig breaks. This young pup seems to think something of himself, and will soon look to wrestle control of this kitchen from his elders.
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All I'm saying is the 18+ food porn channel is in total disarray since we let that "cannibalism is the ultimate act of love" couple into the server. And If I see his unbleached asshole shoved between two hamburger buns spread out and marked up with sharpie under one of my famous "these fried eggs look like boobs with a nipple" posts im banning everyone from MY server and I'm calling the FBI on those death obsessed dog boys
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bro can i add you as a friend on toys?
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welcome to burger king sorry its all so fucking hopeless
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My characters are a love letter to queer culture in all its weirdness (positive)! 🫶 Happy pride!
#ffxiv#ff14#azem#ffxiv wol#elezen#gay#trans#2spirit#they're like if gay dudes were real <3#queer#pride month
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oughhh burgeaux... my elf....
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Chef of Iron with a Heart of Gold
#ffxiv#ff14#elezen#ffxiv wol#burgeaux#artists on tumblr#i drew this for burg's bday awhile back but I forgot to upload it here oopsiessss
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romance cover for a little thingy on twitter
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Ok kicked from my dnd group again cuz they want to spend all day doi g stupid shit pod cast shit all day like fucking the elf or the animal when im trying so hard and putting so much emotional effort into making sure we have food do eat its a world of evil so its very easy to becoming a starving person and the dungeoneer doesnt even have rules for how to make my type of food so its not imersive whaysoever yup just keep smothering that elf cock
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