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Idk breastie that just sounds like a skill issue <33 and also no we don't. Sorry pookie

Peppino: *siigghhh* "Well, at least I know now you can't get me help.. I have no idea what I am supposed to do now.. That door won't budge no matter how hard I try to pry it open. I guess I'm stuck-"

"HUH?! WHAT WAS THAT?!"

"Well, that isn't scary at all. A body just fell on it's own.. That's fine!..."

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Small Harmburger animation just for fun!

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Hey-o Peppin-o!! Why the, uh... Why the purple face? Smash it into the door too many times or something?

Peppino: "Oh sure. I smashed my face against the door to escape! OF COURSE NOT! I woke up with this aching feeling on my face! I think I got hit with something... I don't know, I can't remember, but I want to teach however hit me a lesson!"

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hello!! Are you alright? You look rough.

Peppino: "It IS working! Oh mama mia, can it still hear me? I hope so."

Peppino: "Umm..... ok, never thought I'll be so relieved to see a radio with voices in it!"

"So, voices? Bees? Whatever you are? Do you have any connection to the outside? So I can leave this suspiciously warm meat freezer?"

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Peppino: "HEY, YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF FAST FOOD! I SAID LET ME OUT! JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!"

"Oh dio mio, whats the point? I'm stuck in this place. I'm been banging on that door for way too long and nothing is working!"

"How is the pizzeria going to run without it's only chef making the pies?! I can only hope Gustavo can come back from his trip and let me out of-"

"Wait...."

"GUSTAVO WENT INTO TOWN TO INVESTIGATE THOSE DISAPPEARANCES!! HE WON'T BE BACK FOR A LONG WHILE! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IM STUCK IN HERE!!"

"I CAN'T STAY STUCK IN HERE ANY LONGER!! HELP! HELP! GET ME OUT OF THIS TRASH HOLE-"

".....The radio? It's-a working again?"

[Peppino is open for asks again!]

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Crash: "HUH. WELL, THAT MAKES MY JOB EASIER THEN! I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BUZZERS SCREAMING AT ME TO DO SOMETHING!"

Crash: "WELL I'M JUST GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES AND G E N T L Y THROW YOU PESTS TO ANY UNLUCKY VESSEL THAT GETS YOU! HOPE THEY SCREAM FROM INSANITY! HAHAH!"

[You found an oddly familiar vessel.]

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Crash: "ALRIGHT, I'M BORED ALREADY. GEE, I WONDER HIM HRMBUNGLR IS FINISHED WITH HIS BUSINESS."

".....YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. I DON'T WANNA BE WITH THESE BUZZERS ANYMORE! I WANT TO BULLY MEATSLIMES AGAIN!"

"GREAT. LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST ME, YOU, HIM, AND DEEZ STUPID BUMBLEBEES. WISH SOMEONE ELSE COULD BABY-SIT YOU NUMBSKULLS.."

"I GOT A IDIOTIC IDEA!!!"

"I FORGOT. I CAN SEND YOU CREEPS TO SOME SORRY FELLA ANYTIME I WANNA! SHROUDING CAN DO THAT KINDA THANG TO A COMPUTOID LIKE MYSELF!"

"ALL I HAFTA DO NOW IS TO CHOOSE A VESSEL TO WATCH YOU THANGS! HMMMMMMM, THERE IS A LOT TO CHOOSE FROM! THIS WILL BE HARD!"

"WAIT, HOW ABOUT SENDING YA TO YOUR GOOD OL SPAGHETTI FRIEND! I BET IT MISSES YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!! UNLESS IT HATE YOU, WHICH ISN'T MY PROBLEM! AHAHAH!!!"

[CHOOSE A VESSEL.]

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hey hold this pipe bomb for me

Crash: "I THINK YOU WOULD'VE NOTICED THE FACT I DON'T HAVE ANY APPENDAGES TO HOLD THAT, BUT HEY. MY EXPECTATIONS FOR GREYS ARE ALREADY LOW ENOUGH."

Crash: "LEAST YOU CAN KEEP THAT BOMB FOR YOURSELF! AND BECAUSE I AM SO NICE, I LIT THE FUSE FOR YOU! HAVE A NICE TIME WITH YOUR LIT BOMB! HAHAHAH!"

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Now what will happen to harmburger ??

Crash: "OH DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR OL' HARMBURGER BUDDY! HE IS DOING GREAT WITHOUT YOU!"

"IN A STUPID WAY THAT GREY ZONERS CAN UNDERSTAND. WHEN BUZZERS CAN ATTACH THEMSELVES TO SOMETHING SMALL AND WEAK, LIKE A GREY, IT'LL TAKE A LOT OF FORCE TO GET THOSE PESKY BUMBLE BEES TO LEAVE YOU ALONE!"

"BUT WITH PATTYMAN, IT'S TOUGHER TO HANG ON BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU FLESHSACKS, HE IS A CULINARY CONCEPTOID OF THAT COOL FOOD BUSINESS. IT SUPPLIES ME MY CHEESY PUFFS! HE IS WAY HARDER TO GET A GRIP ONTO."

"BEE-CAUSE YOU BARELY HAVE A HOLD ON THE SAMMICH, WHEN HE ENTERED THAT SUB-ZONE, IT KNOCKED YOU GUYS CLEAN OFF OF THE FELLA! THAT LEAVES YOU ALL LOST AND ALONE."

"UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS I WILL HAVE TO BABYSIT YOUR ANNOYING SELVES UNTIL THE PATTYMAN IS FINISHED WITH WHATEVER HE IS DOING. UGH."

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what's the wifi password crash?

Crash: "OH WOW! LOOKS LIKE SPONGE SLOB HERE FORGOT THE MOST SIMPLEST THING A DIRTY GREY COULD DO! WELL CHEDDER BRICK, LET ME REMIND YOU WHAT THE "WHY-FIE" IS!!"

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The Noise: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I TAKE A BREAK, WASTE MY PRANK ON SOME YA-HOO, AND NOW SOME SMUCK COMES INTO MY ARENA AND RUINS THOSE TINY FIGURINES OF MYSELF!! WHAT A DICK!!"

"Least you have some decent potential, grease man! But now is not th' time to talk! I gotta go and show that idiot HOW TO MESS UP A TV STUDIO!!"

*ZZZRRRTTTTT*

Crash: "HIYA FLESHSACKS! HOPE YA DON'T MIND IF I CRASH IN FOR A BIT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET A CHOICE HERE!!"

[CRASH IS HERE TO HANG AROUND! FEEL FREE TO CHAT WITH HIM FOR A BIT!]

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The Noise: "...There is just a tiny thing we gotta discuss here buddy, and that is you are HIDEOUS!"

"I mean that in a GOOD way! I can see every gross maggot on your surface, and that is cool! You have PLENTY of potential to be a villain in some movie-"

???: "BOSS! HELLO? ARE YOU THERE!?! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOUR PHONE FOR A WHILE NOW-"

The Noise: "O-oh hey there Dougie, my number first assistant! Uh, can you shut up for a sec and start over? I didn't quite catch you there. Heheh.."

Dougie: "Sorry about interrupting your two hour lunch break, your wackiness. But we sort of... got an issue over here at your boss arena."

Dougie: "Someone broke in, and we have NO IDEA on who it is! It's not in the staff book, and for sure isn't in the live audience list!"

"I have no idea on what it is doing, but it's wrecking equipment and making a mess on the stage! Me and Kenny tried to kick the guy out, but he just threw a trash can at us and knocked Kenny out cold!"

"I'm calling to see if you can come over here and- GAH!!!"

Dougie: "...help us out with the guy. Like I said, I don't know what it wants, but it already brought in a bunch of other unwanted pests and chunks of... meat? Who is just carrying around chunks of MEAT? GROSS! So uhh, can you come on by and help us out with this?"

The Noise: *not listening* "Uh huh, sure. You want pepperoni on that sandwich too, Dougie?"

Dougie: "... Your craziness, it got to your Noise figurines that you were planning to keep to yourself."

The Noise: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT BROKE MY FIGURINES?!? I WANT NAMES OF THIS GUY! RIGHT NOW!!"

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The Noise: "Jeez, way to take a joke, Mister Sensitive. At least pepperoni sticks doesn't throw cleavers at me. Most of th' time."

The Noise: "Say, speaking of him, you got me wonderin', why are YOU here? If you are in fact that chef that bossman told me about, then where the hell IS Peppino?"

The Noise: "I haven't seen him for a while, and I was hopin' I'd get to pummel him on live TV when I DID see him again! That was the ONLY reason I signed that contract! GREAT. There goes my after lunch plans! Now what can I do for fun!?"

The Noise: "WAIT, I JUST HAD AN IDEA!!!"

"I don't have a clue on where fat ass went too, or why he didn't show up, but who cares! You're here AND you already hate my guts! YOU'RE the perfect replacement for Peppino!"

The Noise: "Not to mention that burgers are WAY better than crusty greasy pizza!"

"HAHAH!!! THE SHOW IS STILL GOIN' ON, AT NTV LIVE!!"

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The Noise: "OK YOU GOOGLY EYED SANDWICH, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?! When I expect "chef" I'm expecting my rival! Not some reject from the golf courses!!

"You better have a good excuse while you're here, cuz that was my only bucket of water!"

......

The Noise: "Hello? Aren't you going to speak up, or stand there like a total buffoon-"

"WWAGGHHHH!!!"

The Noise: "Ow, jeez ok! I'll lay off, but you don't have to take my dang head off!"

"Huh, what's that? What are you staring at me?"

The Noise: "... How much money would you give me if I eat this?"

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The noise: "HAHAHA, BETCHA YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING ME ITALIAN MAN!! WERE YOU?! YOU THOUGHT I WOULD'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR FAT ASS ALL THE WAY BACK In my arena.."

"Wait a hot dogging minute, you're not pepperoni sticks!!"

The noise: "DANG IT GREASE MAN, YOU JUST RUINED MY SUPER HILARIOUS PRANK FOR MY RIVAL!! WHO EVEN ARE YOU? ARE YOU "THE CHEF" MY BOSS TOLD ME ABOUT?! WHAT A FUCKING RIP-OFF! I TOOK MY LUNCH BREAK FOR THIS THING!"

[The Noise is now available for asks! Although he may be a little bit angry.]

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Harmburger: ...*lets out a gurgle that sounds vaguely like a distinct "huh"*

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Harmburger and Peppino practice scribbles. Also hey! Peppino's first appearance since the cover art I made a while back.