#crash the computoid

[burgrr-tower-crossover]

The Noise: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I TAKE A BREAK, WASTE MY PRANK ON SOME YA-HOO, AND NOW SOME SMUCK COMES INTO MY ARENA AND RUINS THOSE TINY FIGURINES OF MYSELF!! WHAT A DICK!!"

"Least you have some decent potential, grease man! But now is not th' time to talk! I gotta go and show that idiot HOW TO MESS UP A TV STUDIO!!"

*ZZZRRRTTTTT*

Crash: "HIYA FLESHSACKS! HOPE YA DON'T MIND IF I CRASH IN FOR A BIT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET A CHOICE HERE!!"

[CRASH IS HERE TO HANG AROUND! FEEL FREE TO CHAT WITH HIM FOR A BIT!]

[centipedelover9000]

*sighssssss* there needs to be more crash content and just awful hospital content in general 💥

[crash-the-computoid]

Crashy i feel awful rn any tips on how to feel better?

TORTURE SOMETHING, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER! :}

OR, IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT 'CUZ THIS IS THE GREY ZONE AND PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THAT HERE, GET SOMETHING TO DRINK/EAT, LISTEN TO MUSIC, JUST TRY TO RELAX.

[crash-the-computoid]

F@($, INTERZONAL LEAK. DON'T WORRY, I'LL SEND IN A REPORT AND GET IT REPAIRED.

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

[burgrr-tower-crossover]

Now what will happen to harmburger ??

Crash: "OH DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR OL' HARMBURGER BUDDY! HE IS DOING GREAT WITHOUT YOU!"

"IN A STUPID WAY THAT GREY ZONERS CAN UNDERSTAND. WHEN BUZZERS CAN ATTACH THEMSELVES TO SOMETHING SMALL AND WEAK, LIKE A GREY, IT'LL TAKE A LOT OF FORCE TO GET THOSE PESKY BUMBLE BEES TO LEAVE YOU ALONE!"

"BUT WITH PATTYMAN, IT'S TOUGHER TO HANG ON BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU FLESHSACKS, HE IS A CULINARY CONCEPTOID OF THAT COOL FOOD BUSINESS. IT SUPPLIES ME MY CHEESY PUFFS! HE IS WAY HARDER TO GET A GRIP ONTO."

"BEE-CAUSE YOU BARELY HAVE A HOLD ON THE SAMMICH, WHEN HE ENTERED THAT SUB-ZONE, IT KNOCKED YOU GUYS CLEAN OFF OF THE FELLA! THAT LEAVES YOU ALL LOST AND ALONE."

"UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS I WILL HAVE TO BABYSIT YOUR ANNOYING SELVES UNTIL THE PATTYMAN IS FINISHED WITH WHATEVER HE IS DOING. UGH."

[crash-the-computoid]

JUST DELETED SOMEONE'S ASK INSTEAD OF ANSWERING IT BECAUSE IT WAS A BORING QUESTION. EHEHEHE I'M SO EVIL

[mikascreations]

@crash-the-computoid you're an awesome fella keep it up

i should maybe tell my other computer dwellers people about you maybe some will enjoy your presence

[crash-the-computoid]

REMEMBER, FOLKS: VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL UHHH

I DUNNO, I'LL DO SOMETHING.

Crash (Awful Hospital) VS Deep Thought (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

About Crash: bro breaks the fourth wall like aaallllllll the time - to be fair a lot of Awful Hospital breaks the fourth wall but he ESPECIALLY does it! there's one point where he's literally canonically interacting with people in the comment section. he's fairly childish and has a crude sense of humor but he's charming in his own weird evil way! my explanation probably does not do him justice in the least

[burgrr-tower-crossover]

what's the wifi password crash?

Crash: "OH WOW! LOOKS LIKE SPONGE SLOB HERE FORGOT THE MOST SIMPLEST THING A DIRTY GREY COULD DO! WELL CHEDDER BRICK, LET ME REMIND YOU WHAT THE "WHY-FIE" IS!!"

[crash-the-computoid]

NICE PIZZA!

Crash squints at the pizza, and it morphs into several tiny pizza rolls.

LMAO GET PIZZA ROLL'D. LOSER

[burgrr-tower-crossover]

Crash: "HUH. WELL, THAT MAKES MY JOB EASIER THEN! I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BUZZERS SCREAMING AT ME TO DO SOMETHING!"

Crash: "WELL I'M JUST GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES AND G E N T L Y THROW YOU PESTS TO ANY UNLUCKY VESSEL THAT GETS YOU! HOPE THEY SCREAM FROM INSANITY! HAHAH!"

[You found an oddly familiar vessel.]

[crash-the-computoid]

MORE LIKE. COCK THE COMPUTOID. HA

[crash-the-computoid]

IS THIS... NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO?

[anjani-the-hiveputer]

Yo @crash-the-computoid you down for a sleepover?

[gengarghast]

gee I sure fucking wish I could remember the password to @crash-the-computoid, hahaha

fuck.

[vellichorom]

CRASH AWFUL HOSPITAL

CRASH AWFUL HOSPITAL

CRASH AWFUL HOSPITAL JUMPSCARE RAHH