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a cd for breakfast and a dvd for lunch
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Thank god you asked chat gpt, I was worried you'd google it and read through sources yourself
#not that google is that much better at this point but at least use 1% of your brain i’m begging you
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Today is the first of August. It is hot, steamy and wet. It is raining. I am tempted to write a poem.
Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
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turns out i have to put myself out there in order to make friends. who woulda thunk
#i am in hell. send help#yes i’m terrified. no i don’t know why#i just want someone to eat lunch with#the mortifying ordeal of being known etc etc
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
#i am buying a big OLD impractical house. ideally victorian#i mean it’s not a lil treat but it’s all i want
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#doesn’t matter what we do or talk about it’s gonna be the best time regardless#i could sit silently next to my best friend for an hour and still have the time of my life
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i thought i'd seen it all with tumblr bots

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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3 minutes into this episode and we already have lou and emily immediately bringing up the lube, ally telling a chaotic story about their childhood, and murph being the best lil dm’s pet. incredible. 100/10 no notes
#‘brennan what were you saying’ murph just wants him to know he’s sitting in the front row and listening intently#everyone else is throwing spitballs and paper airplanes but HE did the reading and is here to learn#intrepid heroes#cloudward ho#cloho#d20#dimension 20#lou wilson#emily axford#brian murphy#murph nation but only in my tags
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#darcy caring so much about lizzie's opinion of him #he starts going out of his way to make small talk #and interacting more with people he does not know 😭 Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright
#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#this shit makes me feral#if he wanted to he would!!!!!!!!#fitzwilliam darcy#mr darcy x elizabeth#pride and prejudice#pride and predjudice 2005#p&p 2005
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today i want to run away and hide but then i remember there’s nowhere safe to go because the whole world sucks. i am simultaneously too young and too old for this
#sat with my feelings and ended up here#to be clear i love the world but i hate its systems#feeling more worn down every day. god#i want to go back to being 6 years old when i had no concept of real life evil and i want to skip to the part where i’m old and i survived#why does it have to be like this. why can’t we just take care of each other and be taken care of#i just want to move away but i can’t fucking afford it. and if i go who will keep them safe. it’s not my job but it IS#anyway time to write a poem i guess
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yeah i’m 7 years late to the party WHATEVER

based on this LOL
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#my mom gave me my middle name after a random other child she knew and thought was such a sweet kid#my grandma thinks i was named after her sister - a woman neither i nor my mother has ever met#my dad had no pull whatsoever and frankly i doubt he would have cared#polls
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#labor#man some people just have no idea what it takes to keep society running. not even smoothly. just running at all#sanitation workers have potentially the most thankless job out there but god do we need them
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe
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