#romance isn’t dead

[chameleonwritess]

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my incessant ramblings about wataei, I will bring them into every conversation and send you screenshots and give you lore and analyse their every interaction in long paragraphs to you. This is non negotiable and unavoidable

[artbyace]

the boy who i rejected in kindergarten has boygenius pit tickets and i don’t . karma is real .

[crumb]

imagine you’re about to have sex and the other person is like hold on and then they put on a cd of the violin screeching from the insidious movies

[anabsolutemessx]

Sirius Black ‘wooing’ Remus Lupin

[blueraimo]

[certified-seraphim]

You're in their bed, I'm forcing them to watch Chris Hansen's TCAP. We are not the same.

[wildernessfaery]

i’d peel an orange for you.

[down-bad-for-professor-down]

I like how this was supposed to be a joke account but then it ended up turning into a horny account (i mean no it’s 100% serious i have absolutely fucked Michael Down on multiple occasions we are having shrex currently as I type this post)

[blorbocantdomath]

HE TOOK A NAP IN MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRIVING AND WE LISTENED TO ADRIANNE LENKER. HE HELD MY HAND THE WHOLE WAY HOME. HE TOOK ME TO THE FISH STORE TO SEE THE BETTAS. AUAUUAUUHFHRHHEHE

[chaoticneutraltor]

[i-dont-get-it-27]

Remembering the time my ex shoplifted a bracelet for me

[aichemical]

I’ll never stop thinking about this

[waterberry-strawmelon]

so Panic! At the Disco is finally ending its run (or at least going on indefinite hiatus? More likely, it’s the first thing), and as much as I’ve hated the last two albums, it’s kinda wild how it’s the end of an era. The Emo Trinity, alive and thriving at last for the past 2 years—until the one side of it we had least expected to ever quit (even against his better judgement), has finally passed on. Isn’t that fucking weird?

Half of me is like “ding dong the witch is dead,” but the other half is almost in mourning, in some way. The End of All Things was closer than anyone ever imagined, I think, and it’s hard for something that’s been alive and kicking for all of your formative years to finally have run its course.

[blueraimo]

[mazojo]

OhhhhHh who to be the greatest swindler of the tower to be on my side oHhh me and whOo

[tarotmantic]

i will never justify why i like deh bc i don’t have to actually. i can just like it no qualifier needed