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Did anyone else play the Murder Game in stores that they found boring but were forced to go to with your parents? You know the one where a vicious murder cult started killing people just out of view and you had to find hiding places and impromptu weapons before they found you and almost inevitably the roles eventually reversed.

Anyway I'm not allowed to play with hoes in Home Depot any more.

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Hello 😘

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I'm convinced that Kleptocats is just a sneak peek at my life in 10 years. Held captive by 1,000 adorable alien cats whom I send out in hopes of finding news of the outside world and money that I promptly use to buy more cats.

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Me taking my sis to see Endgame.

My sis: So I know that either Steve or Tony is going to die, but at least my fav should be in the clear.

Me: Who's your fav?

Sis: Blackwidow

Me: ☺ This is gonna be fun. ☺

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I think of you every time I pass the mountains

It was hard work burying your body. 😘

🍁

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Boss called all store associates to a big meeting in the back I got bored half way through and started playing with a rubber band I found in my pocket It snapped It flew It hit my boss in the back of the head He blamed the 2 people standing on either side of me

I kept quiet and you will to if you want to keep your spine on the inside.

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Had anyone ever been so bored that they start talking to themselves???

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Same

heh.

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Let the games begin. 👿

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I feel personally called out.

meirl

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Me when I'm on Tumblr at 1am

Me: *reads fanfic instead of sleeping*

Me:

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I have come to the realization that I need to learn Spanish. There's a whole untapped meme world of which I have yet to investigate, because I no habla espanol. Highschool, you have failed me.

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I decided it would be fun to moo at my new kitten instead of mew. He doesn't meow, now. Only mewoo. It's been 7 years. Oops.

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Yaoi here I come

Read to enjoy, not to impress.

People never care as much as you think they will. Read what makes you happy.

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You mean famdom