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New stickers for my painting mat :3

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(Original art by Luches)

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scribbles between work things. perturabo on the brain.

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How Dare You.jpg

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As an IRL obstructive bureaucrat, it saddens me that the Administratum don't have their own military like the Ecclesiarchy or Admech.

I know they control the Ordo Tempestus, but I'm thinking more like a vast army of tanks that look like filing cabinets and stapler-shaped heavy bolters and so on. Power-armoured battle scriveners covered in requisition permit purity seals going on Rectification Crusades to forcibly make reality match with their records.

++ AS PER OUR PREVIOUS ASTROPATHIC MESSAGE THE POPULATION OF YOUR WORLD IS HIGHER THAN THAT RECORDED IN THE ANNALS OF TERRA ++

++ A SUITABLE CORRECTION WILL BE MADE FROM ORBIT ++

++ YOU CANNOT FIGHT CITY HALL ++

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Got the crusade deployment for my next game (my sisters vs necrons)

Ugh… fuck this bullshit what IS THIS

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Adeptus Sororitas or, you know, WH40K sapphic femme.

Adeptus Custodes or, you know, WH40K sapphic butch.

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Sketches of my Imperium Malidictum, a 40K ttrpg, character Axer (left) and my girlfriend’s character Mag (right)! I think they should be stupid gay for each other, but the gf just wants to hit stuff (in character)

Session one was an absolute trip!

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Im sorry my big butch warrior girlie literally tore your boy in half. But he was talking bullshit.

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Got the crusade deployment for my next game (my sisters vs necrons)

Ugh… fuck this bullshit what IS THIS

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warhammer 40k loves to call itself a satire of fascism and then depicts a universe in which all of the great fascistic anxieties and beliefs of its imperium (the enemy is everywhere, it is both weak and strong, we are eternal, any violence we commit is justified, our leader is our genetic superior, degeneracy will lead to the collapse of our society) are all objectively true, completely blunting any satirical edge it could have, but giving it just enough plausible deniability that games workshop can market to anyone of any ideology

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Okay maybe I don’t get it, but is anyone else kind of uncomfortable and bothered by the whole meme/theory of female Custodes being implanted by Tzeentch?

I like the concept of a silly “retcon” (which is not what female Custodians are) actually being the work of Tzeentch. But… guys please pick literally anything else, I’m begging!

It just makes it feel like the conservative theory of “woke” infiltration of their oh so sacred hobby, feel like it has legs to stand on. I’ve seen cool art and narratives about the concept and I know many people don’t intend for it to be taken as an insult.. but something about buying into it makes me not want to interact.

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Game 6 - 1000 pts - Mission: Obscure Oscillation

Adepta Sororitas vs Tyranids (different player)

75 - 15

A very fun game! I was playing with someone who I’ve talked to a bit at the local game store a good bit but hadn’t had the he chance to play yet! She is newer to playing and had mostly spent time 3d printing and painting. Her nids were very cool and the ones that have been painted in a Metroid inspired theme!

I kinda felt bad it was such a sweep because she was a great opponent, but maybe I just need to get over my imposter syndrome. 😅

Next Sunday morning I’ll be playing Necrons, so look out for an update! I expect a wild game, because we both just get to resurrect our characters!

Also id love to thank my friend @saltineboii for getting me back on the 40k Tumblr and supporting my battle reports!

I want to start uploading battle reports for a crusade I’m playing at my local game store! Partially to keep my momentum up and to get more into the 40K community here!! …. I’m tired of reddit.

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Game 1 - 750 pts - Mission: Scattered Supplies

Adepta Sororitas vs Death Guard

20 - 30

Unfortunately starting out with a loss but it was an overall fun game! I pushed hard in the first half but my experienced partner was helping my new opponent to beat my ass. >:(

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Game 2 - 750 pts - Mission: Secure the Tunnels

Adepta Sororitas vs Tau

50 - 50

A very, very fun tie where both of us left happy and satisfied!! My opponent was very nice, he had a background in the tournament scene but was looking for some more casual play. This mission would have been a great one for sisters if I had a higher point count. We are playing two games at 750, four at 1000, four at 1500, and four at 2000. I know it’s not how the official crusade rules but I’ve been really liking the weekly matched games.

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Game 3 - 1000 pts - Mission: Deference Nexus

Adepta Sororitas vs Tyranids

30 - 45

Bruh I lost so BAD. I really learned a lot about hoard armies in this game and I over prepared for psychic push back. I still felt like it was worthwhile but I was not proud of how I played.

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Game 4 - 1000 pts - Mission: I don’t remember but it was a weird diagonal corner deployment

Adepta Sororitas vs ORKZ

80 - 15

First sisters win!! FOR THE EMPEROR! This was such a fun game not because I won, I promise it felt much closer than the score my reflect. My opponent was so nice, every orkz player is so kind and just there to have a good time and he was no exception! He told me he had some old metal sisters from 2nd edition he might finally go back to working on after learning how cool they are in 10th edition! I even bought a Kommandos kill team off of him!

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Game 5 - 1000 pts - Mission: Polarizing Energies

Adepta Sororitas vs Dark Angels

55 - 25

Little winning streak? This week we were doing in-fighting matches! There are sooo many Dark Angels in this crusade because of the new supplement but it’s not aiding them too much. Oh dude bros, they will never cease underestimating femme players and sisters as an army then be salty!!

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NEXT WEEK….. more nids!

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