butchmuppet
butchmuppet
Toast, my Beloved
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butchmuppet · 19 days ago
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Apparently when I dont smoke weed I'm a bitch
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butchmuppet · 19 days ago
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//vent
Im sorry I just need this out of me but I cannot keep failing. I can't take letting down someone else. Every little mistake is a huge blow to my self esteem. I don't know when I stopped being able to process it but recently the smallest things suck the air out of my lungs. Im spinning so many plates, im trying so hard to help everyone I love and keep everyone healthy and happy and safe and I just. Can't. And it kills me.
What kind of man, husband, friend, and pet owner am I? Im pathetic. I dont deserve the wonderful love I have. I dont deserve the trust people put in me. I wish I could disappear.
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butchmuppet · 1 month ago
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The lovers... the dreamers... and me 🌈
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butchmuppet · 1 month ago
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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me, praying: “let your deadly arrows strike the evildoers and tormenters in this world, as you have done so valiantly before. vanquisher of evil, shine light on us mortals, and free us from oppressive forces, remind us how you got your epithets!”
Apollon: “… you’ve gotta stop asking me to kill politicians”
me: “please just one arrow you know exactly where to aim it”
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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omg i get another chance tomorrow!! and after tomorrow i get another chance!!! and after that another!!?!
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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Makin a lil embroidered Puppycat face
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 
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butchmuppet · 2 months ago
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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.
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butchmuppet · 3 months ago
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My wife is taking me on a surprise date and she never misses so I'll update yall I feel so spoiled 🥰
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butchmuppet · 3 months ago
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bad news guys they gave me the hrt that turns you into an impish little scoundrel, such as might be henchman to an evil wizard or demon lord or so on
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butchmuppet · 3 months ago
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WHERE IS SHE?
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WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
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