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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks


she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.
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white people when there's dinner at the function
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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.
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every single person on our planet has at least one fictional character that will make them install fortnite
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Wario Fact!
You can’t get rid of me. After humanity crumbles under its own hubris, after nature retakes its rightful home, after the sun dies and swallows everything whole, I will remain, Wario will remain.
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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
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She's got the right attitude here
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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