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Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.
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Taking my son out for enrichment
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Trying out a new recipe. Caramel cornflake topped brownies.
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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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Some hungry Abrictosaurus consors checking out a dried out river bed in Early Jurassic South Africa
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So got off with customer support. The wrong video was uploaded to that page which is causing the issue. They are going to have to contact the channel and get them to fix it on their end. So the Criminal Minds binge watch had to end early.
Ugh, I am stuck in streaming issues hell right now. I am watching Criminal Minds and they have a duplicate episode instead of the correct one playing. Time to see how long customer service takes to figure this out.
Just in case anyone else would like to see if they get the same error. I am trying to watch Criminal Minds season 2 episode 22 Legacy via Amazon Prime through Paramount+. What is shows instead is season 2 episode 20 Honor Among Thieves, despite it going to a different URL and has the right title for the episode.
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Ugh, I am stuck in streaming issues hell right now. I am watching Criminal Minds and they have a duplicate episode instead of the correct one playing. Time to see how long customer service takes to figure this out.
Just in case anyone else would like to see if they get the same error. I am trying to watch Criminal Minds season 2 episode 22 Legacy via Amazon Prime through Paramount+. What is shows instead is season 2 episode 20 Honor Among Thieves, despite it going to a different URL and has the right title for the episode.
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i am very tender about him
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Bro does *not* know how to handle being a celebrity
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✨💕 Boy Dinner 💕✨
Last episode of New Orleans by Night, Andrew fury frenzied and murdered a man.
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I fell down the rabbit hole of revisiting early 2000 crime shows that I used to watch way to early for my age. Really preteen me should not have been watching them but man are they interesting. My shows of choice at this moment to revisit are NCIS and Criminal Minds.
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It has been hard for me to listen to this arc because I have been in Suvi's sort of position with a friend. A friend that had the same kind of double standard of trust. One that ultimately ended with me cutting them out of my life. Along with them attempting to mend the bridge they burned down later after they realized I was not going to "get over it" and be their friend again. Until I basically shouted at them in front of others that I did not trust them, we will never be friends again, and they were a horrible selfish person that I would be happy to never see them again. Yeah, so personal bias is really on blast for me here. Suvi don't give in and let Ame treat you like that.
What do you want me to say? I brought you into my home to nurse you back to health after the coma that you put yourself in after Steel offered to assist with the breaking of the curse. You were down for a month, we had time to talk.
And when you decided it was time to leave, you had no compunction destroying and wreaking havoc in my home in your efforts to leave even though she was on her way.
And you had no reason to believe anything other than that her and my intentions were pure. All we've ever done is help you.
And now I'm here, I've crossed the world and risked my life, again. For you. And you still can't get that smart ass little tone about wizards out of your fuckin mouth.
But yes, continue to preach about not judging the witch on first appearances. Is that what you wanted me to say?
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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