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straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

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Decided to throw it all away…

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PLEASE DO NOT GET A "DORY" FISH

The fish from the new Finding Dory movie, the blue tang, is in danger.

With the new movie coming out, everyone and their kid is going to want a blue tang. Clown fish sales SKYROCKETED in 2003, when the original movie Finding Nemo was released. Unlike the blue tang, clownfish can be bred in tanks, are a more easy saltwater fish to care for, only needing 4 gallons per clownfish, and an anemone.

The blue tang CANNOT BE TANK BRED. They are captured live from the ocean, which can be damaging to the coral reefs.

The blue tang gets HUGE, and eventually you’ll need a tank the size of your couch to accommodate it.

The blue tang gets SICK. VERY EASY.

Do NOT get a blue tang, SERIOUSLY. If you are well equipped, an experienced saltwater fish owner, I mean go for it, but don’t get them as your child’s pet. They will be bored of it in a week anyway, and the fish will probably die. There’s tons of Finding Dory merchandise (shirts, bags, stuffed animals, seriously they have everything) to buy yourself or your child.

PLEASE SAVE THE BLUE TANG.

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Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

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War Puppies!

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...so my friend just broke up with his girlfriend, that's the way her dog looked at him for the rest of the day.

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Perchè la musica lo sai  Davvero non l'ho mai tradita

Andrea Bocelli

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Vivo per lei da quando sai  La prima volta l'ho incontrata  Non mi ricordo come ma  Mi è entrata dentro e c'è restata  Vivo per lei perchè mi fa  Vibrare forte l'anima  Vivo per lei e non è un peso.

Andrea Bocelli

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Chiara sei cresciuta troppo in fretta Colpa dei tuoi amori a prima vista Se non hai trovato l'uomo Giusto ancora

Nino D'Angelo

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The last time we spoke you said we’d speak again. You told me you wanted to clear something up and dear god, you don’t know how much I want you to tell me you still love me. I want you to release every syllable with such precision as if had been scripted. I want you to string those 3 words together, allowing them to weave into my heart as you say them. However, I know that if that was to ever happen, I would wake up in a cold sweat, wondering why after so much time, you’re still capable of crawling into my nightmares, molding them into dreams.

-I cried over you for the first in a year today, just when I thought I was beginning to let go. (via jmz-lxizv)

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Why is no one taking about the best pun in all of Bobs Burgers

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Concept for a porno:

Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.

Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”

“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe