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what makes you think talking about 12 year olds fucking and having sexual tension is a good idea

this comes up a lotttt on the lord of the flies tag cos you've got two separate sides, the people who wanna shitpost and make fanfic, and the side that genuinely wanna appreciate a good book. I think I can speak for the majority of us when I say we tend to have our own versions of the characters in our heads, and they're much older than their book counterparts 🤷🏼‍♀️ I would've thought that would be obvious tbh

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to know that there's fanfiction of lord of the flies makes my day, I bless you good friend

bro AO3 is wildin go check it out 👀

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the real question is how the FUCK am i meant to do a project on this book when i know theres fanfic out there

honestly discovered the lotf fandom did nothing but help me when it came to essay writing I believe in you b

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everyone who enjoyed reading Lord of The Flies in secondary school is gay and depressed now

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it's 2019 and this stupid book about twinks on an island won't let me rest in peace

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Ralph, watching the island being engulfed in flames: this ain't it chief

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Words can't fucking express how happy I am there's actually a LOTF fandom I love the book to death but I love the fandom and shitposting even more and I'm so happy I found your blog (I had a bad day actually and this is gold so thank you)

No, thank you lol these kind of messages make me so happy, I'm glad this shit show of a blog actually makes people happy wow. Message me if you want at any point, I'm mostly free to talk :)

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Jack: alright, who the fuck -

Ralph: language!

Jack: ...

Jack: whom the fuck -

Ralph: n o

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your blog makes me happy in ways i cannot express

bless you x

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me, trying to be down with the kids: oh yeah haha Lord of The Flies sucked I hated reading that book

also me: ooh someone liked my Jalph shitpost

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All I'm saying is, if that remake of lord of the flies goes ahead and it's all female, Jackie and Ralphine better be lesbians lmao

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bros

Jack: bro I had a dream we fucked

Ralph: bro it's just a dream

Jack: yeah haha gay I wouldn't fuck you

Ralph: ...you wouldn't?

Jack: I mean unless you want to

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A summary of lord of the flies

Ralph: *is this close to losing his shit with everyone, sexual tension with Jack*

Piggy: *sticking his dick in the conch or something*

Jack: *is ginger*

Jack: *is an arsehole*

Jack: *is a ginger arsehole whilst having sexual tension with Ralph*

Roger:*gallivanting around with rocks* *sins to win*

Simon:*being an actual angel he is literally floating while a choir sings heavenly in the background*

Simon: *also tripping on lsd or some shit*

Maurice:*pops up for comic relief like twice, will go down in history as a meme*

Piggy:*getting in everybody else's shit so he can offer his views only to get fucking roasted*

Ralph: ass mar

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Jack Merridew for president

He can sing c sharp

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What is the ship name for Jack and Simon? (Also known as my otp in lotf 👌👌👌)

I don’t know if there’s an already existing ship name for Jack and Simon but they’re all cancelled the official one is now #sack

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Oh yes, I love Lord of The Flies. All of the characters like Ralph, Jack, Simon, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* porcupine and memerice

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You: Drarry

Me, an intellectual: Jalph