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Every year! On the dot!

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps

cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism

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Slythrin: What are you doing?

Ravenclaw: Suffering.

Slythrin: Okay, why?

Ravenclaw: Because somebody took out the book I wanted from the library and now I have to wait A WHOLE WEEK to read it!

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"I need to get up."

Ravenclaw who is going to lay in bed for the next three hours.

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“I’m sweaty, but like, more sweaty than usual.”

— A Ravenclaw during a heat wave

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"I know what I'm doing."

Ravenclaw, who clearly does not know what they're doing

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"I'm ready to never talk to anybody ever again."

-A Ravenclaw who has been out of the house several days in a row

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Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying

We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%

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anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

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@ people who aren’t afraid of spiders how does it feel to be gods among mere mortals

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I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

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“Just so sweaty.”

— A Ravenclaw at any point during the summer

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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

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This conversation wasn’t SUPPOSED to represent our HP houses so hard, but it did 🤷🏻‍♀️