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Argh, I love this game so much, and i have a shit tone of headcannons and enough minor theories to start a whole ass youtuber career.

I really need to start using shit like Discord and find people I can talk about it...

... for now, I would like to point out how Arlechinno's ph1 weapons essentially make up the two halfs of the puppet ripper

Fish hook = spring handle

Saw blade = bladed sickle

(Puppet ripper bio)

If it was what he used when first facing the legendary stalker then it explains both why he didn't have it after being desctroyed & rebuilt (he lost it), as well as now adding the contextual link to why we get it from trading Romeo's ergo. As the dlc handily shows us how much they're aquainted with one another.

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Hello bisexual community

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Legendary stalker spoiler warning...

... still here? Okay! Now it's fair game,

I'm looking at the weapon description for Lea's sword and it's just cracked me up...

... this section specifically...

... hmn yes, I see...

... no special abilities whatsoever

I know that's not what it's saying, but I love the implications of it

Like if the power came from lea herself then

1. No wonder why she got her title

2. What if she picked up a stick and lopped you across the head fifty times in the blink of an eye

Imagine her sword breaking, so she menacingly approaches you. Fully intent on creating a full-on round of applause with nothing but a severed puppet arm, herself, and the almighty one-handed clap.

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Actual Overture spoilers now, no theories

They're the same picture

Arguably much better looking

This game is such a treat to play... that being said with all my heart ...

FUCK YOU GUISEPPE GEPETTO YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT!

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So far, so good, I've been thinking about the cover, and I'm going to deviate from the bible look we see in the game...

... Using this image with the crown & the ~ shape underneath as reference for the cover

I'm thinking of separating the columns using the icons we see in the crusades as well.

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Haven't really been making much progress due to renovations. But now that's been sorted, I can get back to these projects

The wood will need to be textured and painted, as well as the inside. For now, it's just a matter of screwing in the hinges and finishing the front. I'm not too sure how detail heavy it'll be considering paper is FAR MORE easier to decorate than fabric.

Soooo, I might have found a thing that makes me really want to redo another thing, plus being bible book size might help make it more convincing

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Bowling Lane animated looking ass

I want him dead (said with endearment)

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ONE OF US!

ONE OF US!

ONE OF US!

god. can he be any gayer

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He's so small, it's adorable

Ears have successfully been attached! 💪🧵

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FELLOW CRYPITD SPOTED!!!

OH SHIT!

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Time to expand the business.

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I ship it

DID YOU GOT CORRUPTERD TOOO????? OMG bESTIEE!!!

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What's kinda funny to think about is what type of game Heinrich would make...

Like your first guess would be full on horror. right? Like little nightmares, Soma or fnaf, thing is, the main audience for those games are people who typically and regularly consume horror...

So I propose that he'd make games that are seemingly sweet and innocent or at least fun, then it gets to that one moment where you're seemingly all alone, surrounded by nothing but pure blackness and for just a second you spot a smidgen of movement followed by an ear shattering roar whilst receiving a warning asking if its truly worth continuing onward?

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Is it just me, or does Jin Dahaad look like a cross between an axolotl and a colossi

Y'know, with the mix of geometric structures and natural animal textures? Like, Ik it's not a 1:1 comparison, nor do I think it's intentional. It's just something I think is really neat.

Thanks to my axolotl Leshy, for doing a great job posing for these photos. He's a natural

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