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YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST? i was over on the bench, i was over on the bench, i was sittin over on the bench, I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!!! I made a salad with crasins :D hello, im chip malaney (?) im youre father! but sometimes he would be gayyy….EVER BEEN TO THE GODDAMN ZOO?! I USED TO SMOKE CRAAACK! whats yesterday? SHUT UP youre all gonna die - THATS STREETSMARTS!! \*air punch* 👋 BOOM! orange juice! thats life. now ive thrown him off his rhythm! GIVE US SOME MONEY!!!! STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND, STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND YOU MOTHER! FUCKER!!! do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? but why dont we just tell our relatives that im a 4 year old BOY? hey!!! do you want me to KILL that guy for you?!? :D X3 I am now gross :( WHATS THIS?!?! 😨 PEPPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I’m putting wires in a board filled with holes to move the voices around….LOOK AT THESE CUUURVY LETTERS!!!! And everyone died. okay! THE GAZEBOOOO!!!!! im gonna run towards the baby incubators and smash em with my hooves! ive got nice hooves and a long tail im a horse! im a fuckin hippopotamus!! ok! OK! ok! OK! ok! OK! i have FIRED the horse catcher :/ okay, get over here you GODDAMN epipen.. YEUGHA \*demurely throws the epipen* GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!! and now theres nazis again! :D .. D: no. YOURE NEVER GONNA GET THAT BEST BUYS REWARDS CARD!!!! wh-haha-at did you just say-?? WOAAHAHHH!!! woah whats THIS place?! and theyre NOT good!! \*the orchestrator thing for rise* IM BREAD 🍞 IM BREADDD🥖 IS BREAAAADDDD 🥐 GOD CANT HEAR YOU >:D

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tim drake is a fan of taylor swift and damian wayne is a fan of kanye west

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Damian: As the fourth robin-

Stephanie: Fifth.

Damian: You were a Robin for a week before Father fired you. You are not truely a Robin but a stain upon this earth-

Stephanie, getting up: I may have been fired. I may have only been Robin for a week but I still was a goddamn Robin. Richard Nixon is still called our goddamn 37th President even if he was shit-

Tim: You’re comparing yourself to NIXON???

Stephanie: -so I will not stand for this erasure. I have a sad goddamn backstory. I died-

Tim: That was fake.

Stephanie: Shut the fuck up. I died, not as Robin. But still it was for the greater good. I deserve to be remembered as the fourth Robin.

Jason, slow clapping.

Dick: You know Alfred said all of us can have his cookies right? Not just the robins?

Steph: …

Steph: Bye nerds! Your boys club is as lame as y’all are.

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hehe heres a glimpse into the fanfic me and my best friend have been planning!!! we havent started writing yet, but we will soon, trust!!!!

so far we have 29 screenshots, same size as these, and the naomi thing WILL be changed!!!! we were building off of each other and I had said Naomi and Tanizaki (specifically after they work through their issues) because she’s in our/my opinion genuinely a really cute character when Tanizaki is uninvolved in the scene and i wanted to embrace that a bit more!!!!!! she will most likely be switched out for someone thats shown to have NO connection to chuuya though!!! :) that was the whole point of Naomi being brought in and that factor will stay

let me know how you feel about the snippet!! :D

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Dick: *trying to be a helpful older brother to Jason*

Dick: You know what you should try to do when the Pit takes over again? You should write letters to people you hate and then burn them.

a few days later

Jason: You remember that suggestion you gave me once? About the Pit Rage?

Dick: *nods excitedly*

Dick: Did it work?

Jason: *shrugs*

Jason: I think so… But what do I do with the letters now?

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It's somewhat surprising to find out skill users exist outside of Yokohama too lol. The kind of “in theory, I know that's how it's supposed to be; in practice, that doesn't feel true at all”

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Dark era

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Damian: This one's a heart, that's how I feel about you.

Duke: *crying*

Damian: This one's like Michigan, that's how I feel about you.

Tim: What does that mean??

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hehe heres a glimpse into the fanfic me and my best friend have been planning!!! we havent started writing yet, but we will soon, trust!!!!

so far we have 29 screenshots, same size as these, and the naomi thing WILL be changed!!!! we were building off of each other and I had said Naomi and Tanizaki (specifically after they work through their issues) because she’s in our/my opinion genuinely a really cute character when Tanizaki is uninvolved in the scene and i wanted to embrace that a bit more!!!!!! she will most likely be switched out for someone thats shown to have NO connection to chuuya though!!! :) that was the whole point of Naomi being brought in and that factor will stay

let me know how you feel about the snippet!! :D

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hedgehog's dilemma

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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

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No anatomy just darkness

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I love the idea of all the batkids kinda being weird with Bruce's money - Dick doesn't want it; Tim has his own money; Damian was born in luxury and doesn't really comprehend Bruce showing affection with money. And then there's Jason texting Bruce something like "put a couple of hundreds on my bank account" or just forwarding Bruce his bills because goddamn, that boy has pride but he's not stupid: if the old man wants to pay, let him fucking pay.

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Bruce showing Jason around after he first brings him home

Bruce: ...and don't worry all the chandeliers are reinforced so they won't break while you swing on them

Jason: Why would I do that?

Bruce: ...you don't want to swing on the chandeliers and parkour around the furniture?

Jason: No???

Bruce, tearing up: thank you

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Joker dies bcs during his big dramatic speech of the day he tries to be be all insane and funny by pretending to shoot himself in the head with his BANG! flag gun but he fucks up getting distracted by flirting with Batman and mixes up his guns and he shoots himself in the face in front of the bats. Jason, who was being bodily held back from shooting him himself by Bruce and Dick for the past 15 minutes, laughs so hard he fractures a rib and has to be carried back to the batmobile

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Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”

Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”

Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*

Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”