cafedecember

[cafedecember]

A mass email sent out to employees:

Evening everyone. Reminder to check the schedules sent out. We're closed 24th-2nd but I got everything from the 3rd-11th scheduled and sent. If you need anything changed let me know asap. Thanks for being a great crew for so long. When we're all back I'll be meeting with everyone individually to talk about performance and raises. No one has to worry about a negative review I'll say that now. You guys keep this joint running smooth as butter even when I'm not around. Sad that we lost some people, but I guess that's just how it is in the city. It's ok. We keep going. Maybe some familiar faces will pop back up, it wouldn't be the first time. I'm glad to have who we have now. Appreciate all of you. Hope you have a good holiday. Thanks, Wolfwood

[cafedecember]

Hello all café patrons!

From December 24th until January 2nd the café will be closed for the holidays.

We hope you all have a wonderful holiday and New Year!

[cafedecember]

PREFERRED NAME: Yosuke Hanamura AGE: 18 DESIRED POSITION: Cashier PRIOR EXPERIENCE (if applicable) I have a lot of experience working retail, on the floor, as a cashier, and anything else that’s needed. I’m great with customer service too. WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE?: Listen, I really need this job. I had one, and now I don’t. I’m kind of worried I won’t be able to afford to, you know, stay alive if I don’t get one soon. So… please hire me? I’m begging you here.

You don’t need to beg. We all need to eat.

Sounds good, see you soon.

- WW

@youthfulwiind

[cafedecember]

Another mass email sent out to employees:

Next weekend I made reservations at an izakaya in downtown Fibonacci for employees. Sunday at 6PM. If you're planning on drinking, don't forget your ID. Anyone underage don't even try to convince someone else to buy you alcohol. I'm not gonna be responsible for that. Keep it at home. No hard feelings if you can't make it. Thanks, Wolfwood

[cafedecember]

Hello to all customers!

Unfortunately, we'll be closed for the next week while we repair the storefront. We apologize for the inconvenience, and we thank all of you for your patience, understanding, and your patronage for this past year.

We're scheduled to reopen next Thursday!

[cafedecember]

A mass email is sent out to all employees:

We'll be closed for the next week to repair the damage from a severe vandalism incident. None of you are responsible for helping with the clean up. Take it as a week to relax. You'll all be compensated for the missed time. Thanks, Wolfwood

[cafedecember]

PREFERRED NAME: Shadow AGE: DESIRED POSITION: bookshelver PRIOR EXPERIENCE (if applicable): ultimate lifeform WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE?: [there was the start of another strike through, but, clearly he’d reconsidered and actually filled this part out.] the monotony of organizing books will keep me busy.  that’s it.

‘Ultimate lifeform’ is circled in red pen with ??? beside it.

OK.

- WW

@ultimatelifefcrm

[cafedecember]

PREFERRED NAME: Ryoji Mochizuki AGE: 17 DESIRED POSITION: Cashier PRIOR EXPERIENCE: Uh…Math…Class? WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE?: I’m just looking for a part-time job so I can go on dates! I’d look really cute in a uniform, and I’d get soooo many tips.

“Cute” isn’t under the job requirements, but OK. Sounds good.

- WW

@deathshour

[cafedecember]

Dear Café December staff and customers,

This time of reflection during the holiday season, there are bound to be some who are suffering in some way, shape, or form. And even though this suffering can bring with it feelings of despair, uselessness, sadness, etc. there are MANY THINGS we can truly be Thankful for, each and every day.

I am Thankful for my FATHER/GOD, who I know loves me no matter what (Yes..... You all know me..., and Yes, HE still loves me 😊). I am Thankful for my Savior Jesus, who has provided me with a life of Eternity. I am Thankful for my Family and Friends. I am Thankful for Our Home and Pet. I am Thankful for "Everything" God has provided me in my life, None of which would be possible without His hand being involved.

As you each spend time with Family and Friends this week, REFLECT...on all the goodness surrounding you. And then THANK GOD for bringing this goodness to you.

I love each of YOU, wish the very best for each of YOU and YOUR FAMILIES.

🙏🕊✝✨

Just kidding.

-Wolfwood

[cafedecember]

Hanabi Application (Copied and pasted. Changed somethings)

PREFERRED NAME: Hanabi Watanabe AGE:18 years old DESIRED POSITION: Book shelver, please! PRIOR EXPERIENCE (if applicable): I’ve worked part-time at a local cafe before. I also love art and wouldn’t mind decorating the sign or anything for that matter! WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE?: I only just arrived here and it was the first thing I thought I’d need to do. I saw that you were hiring so it’s perfect. Uhm, I also need the money, but I PROMISE I am a hard, hard worker!

Great, welcome to the crew.

- WW

@hanabisays

[cafedecember]

Preferred Name: Allen Walker. He/Him. Age: 16 (12/25/18XX)/ Desired Position: Cashier, Barista, Food-prep, Dishwasher. I will gladly fill whatever position is most needed at the moment. Prior Experience: I’ve spent most of my life doing odd-jobs, so I have several years of customer service experience; as well as knowing my way around a kitchen and how to keep a storefront clean and presentable.

Reason for Applying: Hello, sir. Quite frankly I just like having money, but I do like the more quiet atmosphere of your establishment. Thank you for your time in reading this, I hope you’ll consider me.

Attached at the end of the application is a small, messy little doodle of some sort of winged, ball-shaped creature saying ‘thank you!’

hello, mr. walker! our owner, while he’s been looking over applications, has been a bit too busy recently to respond himself, so i’m responding for him!

we’ll have you primarily as a cashier, but we’re always willing to cross train.

hope to see you soon!

@deadmandraw

[cafedecember]

Application

Preferred  name: Tighnari

Age: 25

Desired Position: Management role, or allow me to attend to the plants 

Prior experience: Forest Ranger manager for several years, unofficial doctor in Teyvat, floral consultant and care 

Why do you want to work here?: I enjoy keeping busy, and making schedules, when I’m not studying or exploring.

@vulkashunaranger

Great. Definitely appreciate having the help running things when me and Steven aren’t around. Totally free to take care of the plants when it’s needed. See you soon

- WW

[cafedecember]

wait, if that guy gets to be the mascot, what do i get?

hi, other vash!

all of our owner's answers aren't appropriate for our page, sorry about that! i'll answer for you!

i don't see why we can't have TWO cute mascots, but i don't make those rules.

that being said, you seem like you'd be very good at helping run our social media, or a very charming delivery boy. something to think about! let me know if you have any other questions!

[cafedecember]

PREFERRED NAME: Meryl Stryfe AGE: 23 DESIRED POSITION: Barista PRIOR EXPERIENCE (if applicable): Food service jobs in college WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE?: I need to stay busy!!

@merynger

Great to see you shortie. Know you’ll do good.

- WW

[cafedecember]

PREFERRED NAME: Livio AGE: 20s? DESIRED POSITION: I’m willing to fill any role, but baker sounds interesting. PRIOR EXPERIENCE: None. WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE?: Working with you or Nico sounds like the ideal situation.

@doublefanged

Would be glad to have a familiar face. Will make sure you get proper training for it. Seems like a good fit for you.

- WW

[cafedecember]

PREFERRED NAME: kachina Silva Moon AGE: 23?? DESIRED POSITION: OH! Cashier! PRIOR EXPERIENCE (if applicable): NONE, but I love meeting new people so WOULDN’T a cashier position be perfect~? WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE?: For the moneys and great memories~!

@mxonkxss

Great. Glad to have you. Yeah, the “moneys” make the world go ‘round. See you soon.

- WW

[cafedecember]

here to apply as the cute mascot o/

Yeah you think you're cute don't you

edit: hello mr the stampede we'll be happy to have you as our very tall very cute mascot :)