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rock road!

@s4nnyside

new tag game!!

i’ve just always wanted to try and start a tag game so uh yeah :D

…what flavor of ice cream is the person who tagged you?

@notthesodaa @ribbitingconversation @lowercaserowan @yosefinthetrenches @janenotbirkin @residentoddity (and any of my other moots) (no pressure!)

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this is beautiful. Congrats!

Passed my driving test!!!

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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AND HOLLY!!!

Reading 'Halo Ghost of Oynx'

UNSC: the 300 candidates for Beta company

Kurt: 300 plus my children (Alpha)

UNSC: ...

Kurt: 300 PLUS MY CHILDREN!

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me whenever I see a porn bot on tumblr

Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.

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a certain super solider named Kelly 087 turned me gay on the spot

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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this is exactly how it went but Kelly would also give him shit for the helmet too lol

How do ya'll think Kelly and Linda reacted to seeing Fred's armor (the one he has on in Halo Guardians) for the first time? Like John was off doing his own thing when this happened. So it was just them. When Fred showed up wearing cyan armor, do you think Linda and Kelly short-circuited for a second? They both chose normal, more natural, colors. Linda's being a simple copper type of brown, and Kelly's being an in-between shade of white-gray. But then here comes Fred, the vibe ruiner, in all his colorful glory.

Kelly: Fred...

Linda: Jesus.

Fred: What?! They told me I could pick any color!

Kelly: And yet you chose the wrong one. You're just a couple circles away from having a big target painted on you. You're making us look ridiculous as a unit.

Fred: There's nothing wrong with this color. It's a good color. Why didn't you choose blue, huh? Blue team, blue armor. It works!

Kelly: It doesn't, but sure.

Linda: Hey, at least we can go to you if we ever need to get a decent color sample for a bright crayon.

Fred: *defeated* It's a good color guys.

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shorts idea

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making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

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Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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May your family come out of this safely. Thinking of you

Please pray for all of us in Central OK. There are wildfires everywhere and some of our friends are under an evacuation order. Right now we still have power but I don’t expect that to last.

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he is sick af

can I feed him a whole cow?

Do machines go to Heaven when they die?

[fursona posting]

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Woaahhhhhh he’s so cool :) :):

Anyways. Rtas gijinka

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good husbando mode, I approve

Because Why Not?

So I did a thing today. Took a geriatric 14 year old Xbox one console down to the local game shop, traded it in for store credit.

I was just going to take cash and be on my way, but then I saw something on the shelf that I just couldn’t resist getting for @authortobenamedlater.

So, yeah, I translated an unused, ancient game console into Babylon 5 action figures for the wife. She now has the two hottest couples on the station…at least if most of the B5 AO3 fanfic is to be believed.