#halo shitpost

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

Halo badly celebrating holidays is one of the things I do hope they never change

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The Couple Of All Time

@itsbasil thanks for the inspo, king

[superintendent-b]

[lenkusov]

My favorite part of Outcasts (and, sorta, Bad Blood) is the tidbit that Vale got back on the Infinity with the rest of Osiris, and then just got dropped off right back where they found her immediately afterwards

Like, she is deadass the only Spartan who gets a damn VACATION in 2559, like yea she's gotta do some diplomatic shit with the Swords but for her that's not even really, like, actual work. She's just chillin in that sweet hilltop villa, with the secret tunnel, waitin' for Usze to get home, then her old college roommate has to go and fuck everything up by pissing off Cortana's minions and getting the whole damn keep put on lockdown.

Worst part is, Usze gets stuck at the Arbiter's place cause of the lockdown so she can't even get a farewell dick appointment before she's blasting off to Netherop to go retrieve the MacGuffin.

[mbangelofdeath]

Combat Evolved

[amayavittori]

How do ya'll think Kelly and Linda reacted to seeing Fred's armor (the one he has on in Halo Guardians) for the first time? Like John was off doing his own thing when this happened. So it was just them. When Fred showed up wearing cyan armor, do you think Linda and Kelly short-circuited for a second? They both chose normal, more natural, colors. Linda's being a simple copper type of brown, and Kelly's being an in-between shade of white-gray. But then here comes Fred, the vibe ruiner, in all his colorful glory.

Kelly: Fred...

Linda: Jesus.

Fred: What?! They told me I could pick any color!

Kelly: And yet you chose the wrong one. You're just a couple circles away from having a big target painted on you. You're making us look ridiculous as a unit.

Fred: There's nothing wrong with this color. It's a good color. Why didn't you choose blue, huh? Blue team, blue armor. It works!

Kelly: It doesn't, but sure.

Linda: Hey, at least we can go to you if we ever need to get a decent color sample for a bright crayon.

Fred: *defeated* It's a good color guys.

[b00mrang]

Bird Watcher

CRASH art by Ada

[s4nnyside]

i kept my promise. here yall go

[monitorchakas]

@lychbeast

[empresskadia]

That’s all I have to say today, your honor.

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

How it feels to be a Halo fan

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[ratachefisto]

Ah haaaaa, please don’t die ur so sexi

[superintendent-b]

Old clip. Never watched Nichijou but I'm a fan of the memes

[whotookmytomato]

Some guy on bumble asked me what halo was about