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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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HIGHLY RECOMMEND TAKING A LOOK AT THESE BAGS- they are beautifully made and look so good. It was so hard to pick just one.

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I am not the first person to realize this (I saw someone else point it out), but also, I.M.P.'s concept of murdering humans also comes from a skewed societal perspective. When a human dies, they know what happens to them.

Either the human goes to Heaven - congrats, somehow the person shitty enough to be on an assassin's hit list was actually morally decent by Hellaverse's heaven's standards...

Or they go to Hell, where they instantly become a Sinner. Where they might be limited to the Pride Ring, but they're automatically immortal, and more powerful/ higher rank with more rights than any member of I.M.P.

The I.M.P. crew can literally kill someone, and that person will spawn into Hell automatically better than them according to their society. That's going to fuck up their viewpoint. In a way, that means taking on humans/Sinners is, if anything, more ethical than killing fellow Hellborn who presumably don't have an afterlife.

They function in a complicated ethical gray area based on what they are and where they live.

Debunking the "protagonist centered morality" "argument" on i.m.p.

One of the truly worst takes on helluva boss is the nonsensical claim that i.m.p are some how worse than the villains of the story! So I am going to systematically debunk all of the so called "evidence" for this "argument" one by one.

"I.m.p are murderers and therefore worse than all of villains!" Bullshit. I've said it before and I will say it again i.m.p killing humans is not meant to be taken seriously and your inability to enjoy dark humor is not a fault in the series writing!! Now sense you all seem to be unable to grasp basic literary conventions let me break it down for you in the most basic of terms. I.m.p do not kill humans for the heck of it. They kill humans because it was the only thing that would A. Put food on the table. B allow them to have independence from the higher-ups of hell and C give them an edge over all the other dime a dozen assassin's and mercenaries in hell!

"They got cherub kicked out of heaven for no reason!!" No deerie got the cherubs kicked out of heaven for no reason! Like for fuck sake do you honestly believe that they were dedicated to helping people who actually deserved an angels grace? The fact they were trying to get lipton past the pearly gates despite him being clearly an awful person says otherwise not mention the fact they were clearly seen scaming people with false good deeds to pickpocket them. Moreover i.m.p played by the heavenly jackasses rules and got upset and tried to murder their opponents when they lost and as much as I love collin he is still complicit with the cruelty of his cohorts so he is still sadly still just as responsible for what happened as his "friends" and like I said i.m.p aren't responsible for deeries action nor cherub screwing up so badly that her actions were carried out. You can't blame the imps for what their manager did to them and if you think otherwise then I can't help you.

"Satan was just upholding demon law which i.m.p willingly broke!!" You are literally saying that trying to rise above systematic oppression is a bad thing. I'm not even going to bother trying to explain why that's a terrible argument.

"They destroyed via's home and peace!!" Look I'm not going to say that via doesn't have a right to be upset about this whole situation far from it! She has every right to be upset about this whole situation and be as angry as she wants but your acting like stolas living for her sake is the solution for that problem rather than the very thing that caused it in the first place!! I don't blame stolas for not telling via the truth about he and her mothers relationship having to explain to your kid that their parents never loved each other and that her mother is a abusive monster is a awful thing to have to do but it's still something he should have done. Sadly stolas wasn't granted the "luxury" of a non abusive relationship outside of via for the majority of his life so it's no surprise he failed in this one regard. My point being that as painful as it would have been stolas should have told his daughter that he wasn't happy with her mother. It would have hurt but via would still trust him. Instead while his choice to hide the truth from her was noble it was still lying and no matter how good your intentions are lying to people especially people you care about will result in them not trusting you. In conclusion i.m.p didn't destroy via's home and peace because her home and peace where based upon the noble lie her father told her and as such was never real. You can't destroy something that never really existed and stolas's only mistake was trying to protect his daughter from reality.

"Blitz is a theif!! Reeeeee!!!" This is literally proven wrong by both mastermind and the circus.

"But striker is a assassin too!!" As I explained above i.m.p kill because they want to rise above the oppression of their people and survive striker just kills because he wants power to compastate for whatever happened to him in the past and takes it out on whoever he can find.

"But all stella,mammon,cash, etc etc did was be mean never kill anyone!" I told you before that i.m.p kill because they need to stay in the black and don't want to be pawns for the powerfull like most of their kind are meanwhile all those mentioned above are those who actively gain their power off the exploitation of others. That's like saying that if Val didn't kill anyone he would have the moral high ground over charile because she killed exorcists. And while I'm on this point no stolas did not exploit i.m.p any more than blitz did which is none at all he could have literally demanded anything and everything but he didn't and i thank him for that and we are moving on.

In conclusion no the i.m.p family are worse than the villains of the series and if you still think that it's a case of "protagonist centered morality" then my friend you have no media literacy whatsoever and I will kindly ask you to find a different show to watch.

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Is this not what happened at that con?

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Yesssss a new page of this! 😭😭😭

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it takes me so long to finish these that you can literally see the art style evolve between pages 😭😭😭 bro it's a time lapse

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Guys the way I ran through my front door and sprinted to the sofa to watch Apology Tour after a day out I am a state right now 😭

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Fanart Quest

Kid Octavia sleeping like this and Stolas panickedly shouting at emergency services to save his daughter's life only for her to perk her head up and complain about the noise

This quest has no reward beyond the experience garnered from completing the task and the respect from those who appreciate your work

Remember to N̵i̷g̵h̸t̶s̴h̶a̵d̵e̷ and sign your work!!

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Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

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So, with the newest episode of TDAC Here's a question Jax is a carnivore- a hunter, specifically. He's often shown with narrow eyes/slit pupils and has a wide, Chesire-cat like grin. He's apparently supposed to have a tail. We see him with sharp, pointed teeth when he DOES open his mouth. He's scared of corn-cobs, and when someone puts one next to him in the ballgame he has a PERFECT cat arch fear reaction. What if the long ears are a red herring hiding the fact that he's not a rabbit He's a cat

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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Today is the finally the day I’m legally allowed to post this gif ❤️

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Nothing special, but I found some poses and just had to try them out with our pretty birb 💕

Stolas’s body is always a bit of a drawing challenge for me—but I just love him so much! ✨️

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Helluva Boss as textposts part 57/?

[Parts 1-40] / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.