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caldrea i beg you please post again 🙏

I have been heavily considering it for a while ... I think about cal and andre very frequently still and have many thoughts that I want to write down so bad but never do

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this MIGHT be caldre

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just had a vision of cal cutting while listening to the used

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i drew a silly picture of cal with a shirt that says "i ❤️ my vagina" and my math teacher saw it Bye i am killing myself

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how tf u he/him but lesbian 😂

because i am not a man and do not like men

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whys this caldre

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Do you read Caldre fanfiction?

yes ^_^ havent read any recently though bc i have been sick and all ive been doing is sleeping

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c: u wanna be sexed up, abusive lesbians?

a: fuck no?

c: why not??

a: cuz you'd be doing all the abusing.

c: oh like what?

a: just weird shit.. you'd like, put a cigarette (joint) out on my neck and lick the burn mark...

...

c: ..so you wanna try it?

a: NO

heard this in class of 09 and thought of them lmao -heathers anon

oh that is caldre so bad actually

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got termed.. AGAIN :(

hello. previously was scumshiiitdumbshit, scumshiiiitdumbshit, scumshit06.. please reblog to help me find my mutuals im tired of this shit

u may know me as the obsessed w nikita guy or just for my headcanons i swear i’ve done nothing wrong pls pls

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Hello, Ben. You directed Zero Day (2003). But you've not told the entire story, have you? Not a single scene about Andre and Cal's repressed love despite elaborating upon it in interviews. By entering this room, a timer has been started. When the timer expires, the door in front of you will be locked forever. The only way to survive this room is by rewriting history, and scripting that kiss scene you so callously avoided. Pain will be incurred, but you have a chance of survival. However, if you choose not to, you will never be heard from again. Your body will never be found. You will simply.. vanish. Live or die, Ben. The choice is yours.

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Vin if u came up w the caldre demolition lovers let me tell u you're absolutely great and I'm your biggest fan

OMG DID I??? i dont know if i did but thank you ^__^ i <3 thinking about caldre while listening to music its my favorite pastime

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cal having snake bites, CAL HAVING SNAKE BITES OMFG. he'll chew on them when he get nervous and fidgets with them and whenever he puts on Chapstick a lil get on his piercings cuz hes a dumb baby fucking boy. AHHH OMG

he is literally me omg...

andre not being able to kiss cal at all as they were healing, which he was fine with. at first. he didn’t realize how much he kissed cal until he couldn’t and it was the only thing he wanted to do

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trying to do my work for english but instead i am thinking about girldad andre

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just accidentally burned myself with my joint... damn is this what andre kriegman feels whenever him and cal smoke 🤕

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cal’s siblings headcanons (ft. andre) ★

when eric was born, cal was obsessed with him. it was constantly; “mom, can i hold him?”, “i want to play with him!”, “hi eric, i’m your big brother calvin”

eric thinks that cal is not only the best big brother, but also his bestfriend.

he really wanted to bring in cal himself for show and tell, but because his parents did not let him + cal also had school that day, he brought in a picture of him and cal together instead and talked about all the fun things they do together.

when maddy was 3, she cried when cal cut his hair short one time. he refused to get more than a trim after that

maddy and eric love andre and he has no idea why, but he is just as fond of them

eric learned how to ride a bike before cal. he spent the whole afternoon trying to teach cal, but to no avail

when andre got a job as a lifeguard for the summer, cal took his siblings to the pool as an excuse to see andre

andre helps cal watch over his siblings sometimes. he has absolutely used some of his paychecks to buy them ice cream numerous times

cal banned andre from helping watch his siblings with him when one time cal was in the bathroom, andre told them a list of swear words and then told them to say their favorite ones when cal gets back

eric and maddy did not like the lack of andre, so they acted out and wouldn’t listen to cal. they demanded andre and stood near cal as he called andre to get him over.

they ran to andre as soon as he arrived. cal was salty about it for about 3 minutes until eric invited him to go to the park with them

maddy makes cal watch her play with her dolls. cal was dreading it the first time just because the idea of it sounded lame, but really it was the most entertainment he has gotten from anything in a while

one time for valentine’s day, maddy did not get as many candy grams as the rest of her friends which made her very sad. the next day, andre bought a heart box of chocolate for her, and in return she drew a picture of her and andre

cal had a jacket with a bunch of patches on it, which eric thought was theee coolest thing ever. so, for eric’s birthday, cal bought a jacket, made a patch, and sewed it onto the jacket. it immediately became eric’s favorite jacket and he always wore it and told everyone that his big brother made it for him

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lock me and andre kriegman in a room for 50 minutes one of us is walking out pregnant and it’s not me

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i used to use the same name as u :33 like in late 2022 to early 2023 I think !! :DD

OMG that is so cool!! i used to use the name vin around that time too i think and then i changed it but i am using it here just bc i am sliiightly paranoid about people that i know finding this acc somehow even though i know that is unlikely ;P