call-me-albie

[call-me-albie]

Coming out of hibernation for one thing and one thing only and it’s the only thing worth coming back online for

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE IRREPLACEABLE, THE ICONIC @diagonal-queen

Ive know you for almost two years now and youve helped me in more ways than i can list or remember

Thank you for being my friend

For worrying about me and for caring when no one else did

Thank you for picking up the phone when i was at my lowest ever, and for yapping with me on call for hourss

If i ever regretted coming to tumblr remembering that i met you makes it all worth it, youre on of the bestest friends i could have ever asked for and youre one of the easiest people to talk to everrr

Im sorry ive been offline and made you worry but im okay and if you ever need me im one insta call away!

Thank you for existing and thank you for staying you’re genuinely one of the most sweetest,nicest, kindest,silliest and most fun people ive ever had the absolute pleasure of meeting, a few things have changed in my life recently but ill never forget you ever!

I know this has been a bit ranty and maybe a bit cheesy too

But i really really wish you the best in everything you ever try and want to do

I hope youre okay and if youre not please, im right here.

And finally, i hope your birthday’s is all and everything you want it to be! Please take care and stay safe, my dms are always open to you no matter when or why <3

Cheers to 2 years and hears to more fun and silly goofy times!

Thank you for being my friend 🥹❤️‍🩹

[call-me-albie]

Im not even a dazai anti smh

LMAO YALL LOOK WHO RBed MY REBLOG

Posting a screenshot to tell yall cos the last thing i need is this person comin into my inbox🙏

[call-me-albie]

Hope you understood it after typing it out pookie☺️

LMAO YALL LOOK WHO RBed MY REBLOG

Posting a screenshot to tell yall cos the last thing i need is this person comin into my inbox🙏

[call-me-albie]

I agree

LMAO YALL LOOK WHO RBed MY REBLOG

Posting a screenshot to tell yall cos the last thing i need is this person comin into my inbox🙏

[call-me-albie]

I know girlie pop

Because i too wish to commit shinju with a beautiful woman/man, i wish death upon dazai, BECAUSE I WISH DEATH UPON MYSELF.

Damm bro, youre fluent in yapanese frfr

LMAO YALL LOOK WHO RBed MY REBLOG

Posting a screenshot to tell yall cos the last thing i need is this person comin into my inbox🙏

[call-me-albie]

born to be silly; forced to face consequences

[call-me-albie]

Perhaps he will… but it might not be on great terms…

Why is he so unable to accept that dazai is somewhere Most would consider better?

Bonsoir~

I dont think ive seen you around before?

The name’s albie by the way☺️

- @call-me-albie

Ah, Albie? What a pretty name. My name is Yuuji, if you were wondering. *Yuuji invites the stranger to sit down.* Here. Take a seat.

[call-me-albie]

That sounds rather absurd in my opinion…also its kinda an asshole move for mori aswell…

I bet youd be a great full-authority-having executive if given the chance😌

Bonsoir~

I dont think ive seen you around before?

The name’s albie by the way☺️

- @call-me-albie

Ah, Albie? What a pretty name. My name is Yuuji, if you were wondering. *Yuuji invites the stranger to sit down.* Here. Take a seat.

[call-me-albie]

Im convinced that dazai anon is like a product of a real life version of “the book” from bsd, cos AINT NO WAY someone has both so much free time and so little reading comprehension-

[call-me-albie]

1/2 of? How is one half an executive?

Bonsoir~

I dont think ive seen you around before?

The name’s albie by the way☺️

- @call-me-albie

Ah, Albie? What a pretty name. My name is Yuuji, if you were wondering. *Yuuji invites the stranger to sit down.* Here. Take a seat.

[call-me-albie]

New day, same stupid shit dazai anon

#cope🫶

LMAO YALL LOOK WHO RBed MY REBLOG

Posting a screenshot to tell yall cos the last thing i need is this person comin into my inbox🙏

[call-me-albie]

Hmm but you still fulfill the duties of a executive no?

Bonsoir~

I dont think ive seen you around before?

The name’s albie by the way☺️

- @call-me-albie

Ah, Albie? What a pretty name. My name is Yuuji, if you were wondering. *Yuuji invites the stranger to sit down.* Here. Take a seat.

[call-me-albie]

Oh thank you☺️ yuuji’s a cute name too! It fits you☺️

*she sits down* so i heard your an exec at the pm?

Bonsoir~

I dont think ive seen you around before?

The name’s albie by the way☺️

- @call-me-albie

Ah, Albie? What a pretty name. My name is Yuuji, if you were wondering. *Yuuji invites the stranger to sit down.* Here. Take a seat.

[call-me-albie]

The three genders

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Breaking my ‘never been on wattpad’ streak

Because allegedly an English translation of the complete guide to suicide is on there🫡

[call-me-albie]

Love how the dazai anon’s just sayin shit under absolutely irrelevant posts, you go girl #cope🙏

[call-me-albie]

Fairy core and material gorl fyodor core

Glitter eyeshadow😋😋😋

POOKIE GOT THAT FAITH HOPE AND PIXIE DUST!

LOOKIN GOOD OSA!