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do you think. little slodiers. the crane wives. jontim. do you think. do you get it. I. i am tired. btw you should listen to little soldiers by the crane wives

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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“I think I’m done with Magnus stuff” Sam, my brother in christ, this is called the Magnus Protocol and we are at episode twelve. You may be done with magnus stuff, but magnus stuff is not done with you

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Listen Odysseus has A LOT of things to hate him for. Calypso and Circe are not one of them.

If Calypso has haters I’m one of them. If Circe has haters I’m one of them. If they have one hater, I’m that hater. If they have no haters I’m dead.

People romanticize the hell out of Ogygia, and it makes me so sad.

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Been thinkin abt how Jon's character tag on ao3 is "Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist". How, obviously, it wasn't that in the beginning, how in earlier fanfics it was just "Jonathan "Jon" Sims", how right now Sam's tag is "Samama "Sam" Khalid", for how long do you think it will be just that? Do you think he will always be just that? Or will he, too, get a shiny new addition to what defines him?

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i'm sorry it will never not be funny to me that within the first 7 episodes of the magnus protocol, gwen implied lena was socially inept in front of her new employee, admitted to wanting to steal her job, suggested she was incompetent, and blackmailed her using footage of a failed murder attempt. jonah magnus would have made you relive your worst trauma for far, far less. instead lena gave her a god damn promotion and free tips on dealing with the horrors. human equivolent of a punching bag. why am i the only one aware of what a loser she is

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Okay guys don’t make my mistake and fall into hubris. I did not, in fact, survive. Still very much in the thick of it…

I caught a bug. But I lived!!!

It took a two Tylenol, two Motrin, and a Muscle Relaxer. But I lived!!!

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"Fluff episode" and then Mr Bonzo is literally in the content warnings. YEAH OKAY.

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Literally😭

I feel so so bamboozled. I got spoiled for the Gerry and Gertrude reveal right and everyone is all like "aww Gerry is so happy I'm so glad he's ok in this universe" and there's so much freaking fanart already and then I actually listened to the episode... guys there is something wrong with that boy. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is that nice to two strangers dressed in civil service uniforms who knock on your door at 5 in the morning. Like he invited them in before they even introduced themselves. I don't care how untouched by fears he could be in this universe (and he's not) no person is normally just like "hey random lady, take my painting I spent many hours working on and have hanging in my kitchen." Just something is very off there I am very worried for the future.

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One of my hobbies is listening to the tma q&a with jonny and Alex and clipping out bits that I'm like, this is just martin and Jon bickering. The girls are fighting. This conversation could happen in season 5 and I would not bat an eye.

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Be the author you want to see.

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My favorite thing about having Pinterest notifs on is that sometimes it’s just “Ceaseless Watcher turn your gaze upon this…”-

And that’s it.

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Just started reading a MHA Fic and Shinsou Hitoshi doesn’t have two moms?? He has a dad??

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"but you don't sound russian??" pt. 2

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Me and Ao3 when it comes back on.