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Astro: Really now, if I'm all that bad, then may god strike me down where I stand!

*lightning flies in that gets deflected by his hand*

Astro: HA! NICE TRY JACKASS!! NEXT TIME GIVE IT YOUR A-GAME!!!

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24/6

Toni: If you need me, I'm available 24/6.

Reggie: Don't you mean 24/7?

Toni: No, Saturdays are for the girls.

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I lost Isaac

Morgan: I lost Isaac.

Astro: How did you lose Isaac!?

Morgan: To be fair, he's very small.

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Too Strong

Rogen: I got this guys! Move! *shoots gun*

Nia: *knocks bullet away with wand*

Rogen: ...no, I missed. Clearly I just missed. *shoots again*

Nia: *knocks bullet away again*

Rogen: Whelp, that’s it for me. You have a nice day. *puts gun down and leaves*

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Ransom

Drake: I’ve just received a message that Victor has been kidnapped. They’re demanding a ransom of five thousand dollars...

Heath: For Victor? Fuck that. I have five dollars in my pocket right now. That’s as much as I’ll spend.

Alisha: You can have whatever you find between the couch cushions. That’s my share.

Shen Mi: Here’s some pocket lint. That’s still too much if you ask me...

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Sorry

Astro: Great, we’re done for. I can’t believe I’m gonna die just because you had to show me up.

Hody: I... I’m sorry...

Astro: Wait, did you just...? Oh wow, we are fucked...

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Trouble

Dottie: Oh man, we’re in so much trouble.

Hody: We are not in trouble. 

Dottie: By my mom is going to flip!

Hody: Dottie please, I’m not afraid of your mother. 

Coral: DOTTIE KILLSTEIN AND HODY KELPBOTTOM!!!

Hody: Quick, run! 

Dottie: But you said-

Hody: I lied! Run! 

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Cayenne: I am at a loss for words!

Kingsley: [narrating] Despite being at a loss for words, Cayenne yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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Wrong

Drake: Wow I’m so happy and having actual fun... something’s very wrong here.

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I Would Rather...

Maria: Hody, I know you two have had your differences, but would you please come to Astro’s nameday celebration?

Hody: Are you serious? I would rather fall on my own trident than go to any party held in his honor.

Maria: Hody, would you just-

Hody: I would rather be forced to run naked through the forest of certain death than to spend five minutes at any place celebrating him. 

Maria: You’re being childish!

Hody: I would rather have to swim through an ocean of pure salt than-

Maria: Alright, that’s enough. I’m leaving. 

Hody: Oh no you don’t! You’re going to sit here and listen to all the things I would rather do than go to Asterossa’s nameday celebration! 

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Too Beautiful

Reggie: I’m too beautiful to die! 

Hazelle: That’s debatable. 

Reggie: Damn...

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Favorite

Stanton: Hey Cayenne, I need your help. I’m doing a report on my favorite hero and-

Cayenne: And you can’t find Renee?

Stanton: What? No. Your my favorite hero.

Cayenne:...

Astro: I’m sorry Cayenne, my hearing must be off. Did your heart just skip a beat?

Cayenne: *blushing* Shut. The fuck. Up. Astro. I mean yeah, I guess I can help with your stupid report.

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Pun

Junji: *putting claws away* Well Luther, you really were a cut above the rest.

Luther: Uuuuuggggghhhhhhh....

Junji: But too bad you didn’t make the cut.

Luther: Uuuuuggggghhhhhhh...

Junji: Guess you could call this a slice of life.

Luther: Please stop!

Junji: Alright then, I’ll cut you a break. I’m gonna split. 

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Godly Sass

Hera: Alright you two, as young immortals you need know that there are certain rules to be followed here on earth. Number one, we don’t-

Nia: Aw man, do we really have to learn all these god rules? I learn enough rules back home...

Hera: Young lady, are you questioning a goddess?

Astro: *smirking* Aren’t you?

Hera: Why you cheeky little-!

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Stupid Bros

Astro: Alright, I gotta get back to mewni. Do me a favor and try not to do anything stupid while I’m gone.

Micah: How can I, when you’re taking all the stupid with you.

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Teamwork

Opal: Okay, Raleigh and Levi will move around to flank him, and then next Ryu and I will go in for the the knockout. Any questions?

Raleigh: Yeah I got one. Who the fuck put you in charge?

Levi: I know right?!?!

Ryu: Guys c’mon, we just have to follow the plan...

Raleigh: You shut your peaceable ass up Ryu!

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Waffles

Butch & Ty: *both grabbing the last waffle*

Ty: *smirking* Hey pops... leggo my eggo...

Butch: Hey son, leggo my foot in your ass...

Ty: *lets go*