#source: mcu

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*The Batkids are in the Bat-copter. Tim is piloting

Robin: Drake, can you fly this thing any worse?

Red Robin: 🙄

Red Robin: Can I throw him out the window now?

Red Hood: I think you should wait until we’re at a higher altitude first.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*After Y/N and Dick just move into the manor*

Bruce: What’re you gonna do?

Y/N and Dick: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope

[incorrect-losers]

Richie & Eddie: *Thrown in a heap to the floor*

Richie: What'cha thinking about?

Eddie: Get the fuck off of me

Richie: Shh, shh. Almost done

Eddie: Almost done what?!

Richie: Getting my knife out of your buttocks, you pervert! Get your mind out of my pants!

[lilstephenlover]

scott lang is sitting in san francisco ranting and screaming about how john walker isn't his captain america. don't argue with me about this, i know this

[hammah-banana]

Don West: We’re now on a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth with no backup.

Penny Robinson: I’m backup.

Don West: No. You’re a stowaway. The adults are talking.

Ava: I’m sorry, I’m confused as to the relationship here. What is she? Your ward?

Penny Robinson: No. I’m Penny by the way.

[hersheysmcboom]

(SONIC 3 SPOILERS!)

(Shadow finds out Maria is alive and turned into an assassin by G.U.N)

Shadow: Maria?!

Maria: who the hell is Maria?

[shipperoffanonships]

Ilsa:*sees someone tailing her and Ethan* Ilsa: Kiss me. Ethan: What?! Ilsa: Public displays of affection tend to male people very uncomfortable. Ethan: Of course they do. Ilsa: *kisses Ethan* Ilsa: *after separating* Still uncomfortable? Ethan: That's not exactly the term I would use.

[incorrectbartimaeusquotes]

Kitty: Mandrake, just stop! Stop trying to be...whatever this is! Nathaniel: I don't know what to be. Tell me what to be! Kitty: I don't know, just don't be a dick! Nathaniel: It's too late. Look at me. I'm such a dick! Kitty: It's never too late to stop being a dick.

[selfshiprequests]

could i have some headcanons for sylvie from the mcu having a girlfriend who loves mythology and history?

I'm sorry, anon, all of our MCU writers are only familiar with the movies, not any of the shows. We can take a request for a moodboard or other format that we accept all fandoms for if you'd like, but we can only do specific headcanons and other writings for characters we're familiar with.

~Mod StatCat

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Alright, everyone, we meet in the dining room at twenty-one hundred hours!

Bob: [Raises hand]

Walker: Nine o’clock.

Bob: [Lowers hand]

[romanoffshouse]

Yelena: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Everyone: [struggles into a group hug]

Bucky: Who took my wallet?

John Walker: Sorry

[whitedarkmoonflower]

Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes // Thunderbolts 2025

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Stan: What did you do?

Mike: I didn’t… do anything

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[hammah-banana]

Finnick Odair: *wakes up from being unconscious* What the hell?

Peeta Mellark: …

Johanna Mason: …

Katniss Everdeen: …

Finnick Odair: What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.