#source: mcu

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*The Batkids are in the Bat-copter. Tim is piloting

Robin: Drake, can you fly this thing any worse?

Red Robin: 🙄

Red Robin: Can I throw him out the window now?

Red Hood: I think you should wait until we’re at a higher altitude first.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*After Y/N and Dick just move into the manor*

Bruce: What’re you gonna do?

Y/N and Dick: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: humans die when they’re like fifty

Jack: WHAT?

Cas: yes, something like that

Jack, tearing up: does that mean Dean will die soon?

Dean: I’m not fifty??

[incorrect-losers]

Richie & Eddie: *Thrown in a heap to the floor*

Richie: What'cha thinking about?

Eddie: Get the fuck off of me

Richie: Shh, shh. Almost done

Eddie: Almost done what?!

Richie: Getting my knife out of your buttocks, you pervert! Get your mind out of my pants!

[lilstephenlover]

scott lang is sitting in san francisco ranting and screaming about how john walker isn't his captain america. don't argue with me about this, i know this

[hammah-banana]

Don West: We’re now on a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth with no backup.

Penny Robinson: I’m backup.

Don West: No. You’re a stowaway. The adults are talking.

Ava: I’m sorry, I’m confused as to the relationship here. What is she? Your ward?

Penny Robinson: No. I’m Penny by the way.

[spiltinksky]

Seungkwan: Humans die when they’re like fifty.

Chan: WHAT?

Seungkwan: Yes, something like that.

Chan, tearing up: Does that mean Seungcheol will die soon?

Seungcheol: I’m not fifty??

[hersheysmcboom]

(SONIC 3 SPOILERS!)

(Shadow finds out Maria is alive and turned into an assassin by G.U.N)

Shadow: Maria?!

Maria: who the hell is Maria?

[shipperoffanonships]

Ilsa:*sees someone tailing her and Ethan* Ilsa: Kiss me. Ethan: What?! Ilsa: Public displays of affection tend to male people very uncomfortable. Ethan: Of course they do. Ilsa: *kisses Ethan* Ilsa: *after separating* Still uncomfortable? Ethan: That's not exactly the term I would use.

[incorrectbartimaeusquotes]

Kitty: Mandrake, just stop! Stop trying to be...whatever this is! Nathaniel: I don't know what to be. Tell me what to be! Kitty: I don't know, just don't be a dick! Nathaniel: It's too late. Look at me. I'm such a dick! Kitty: It's never too late to stop being a dick.

[selfshiprequests]

could i have some headcanons for sylvie from the mcu having a girlfriend who loves mythology and history?

I'm sorry, anon, all of our MCU writers are only familiar with the movies, not any of the shows. We can take a request for a moodboard or other format that we accept all fandoms for if you'd like, but we can only do specific headcanons and other writings for characters we're familiar with.

~Mod StatCat

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[romanoffshouse]

Yelena: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Natasha: I would slap Y/N for free.

Y/N, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

[thewrittenpodcast]

Principal: unfortunately we had to call your mother in

Peter: may won't pick up

Principal: no not your aunt. your mother

Peter: i don't... have one?

Principal: says here one Viginia Potts is listed

Peter: i have never met a virginia in my life

Pepper, walking in: i was called

Peter:

Peter: your name is virginia?

Peter: my life is a lie

Peter: how can I go on

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Stan: What did you do?

Mike: I didn’t… do anything

[lives-in-midgard]

Bucky: Why is Y/N crying on the floor?

Yelena: She's drunk.

Bucky: And?

Yelena: She found out that you're married.

Bucky: But she is my wife.

Yelena: I know.