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D4: Annnnd we're back online! Transmissions are up and ready to go! Hey Zip thanks for helping me on this man. Didn't know you were tech savvy like that

Z4: *Zip smiles, he gives Dutch a thumbs up*

D4: Lets see what we-

D4: .... Missed... Holy shit.

Z4: ...... *Zip stares, an expression of horror wipes across his face.*

D4: fuckfuckfuck CAPTAIN WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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N2: Angel's venture. Its gone. There's nothing left.

V3: It can do that? Black holes can do that now? When the everloving fuck could black holes just grow legs and fucking walk!

B1: Vlad black holes have always been able to move. And its moving towards Super Earth fast right now so

S2: I... I don't know what to say I-

R3: I-i-i- I wanna go fight bugs again I dont like this

C1: Everyone remain calm, I'm starting a transmission.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM CALYPSO'S CAVALRY SHIP SES LEVIATHAN OF DESTRUCTION

C1: Hello fellow divers, this is the Captain of the SES Leviathan of Destruction speaking. We have finished repairing our communications system and are ready to dive. We are horrified at the news of Angel's Venture's fall. If anyone has any knowledge on how to stop the black hole, please share it on secure Super Earth communications servers. We'll do anything we can to help.

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CALYPSO'S CAVALRY IS BACK ONLINE AFTER SHIP REPAIRS. HOLY SHIT WHAT DID WE MISS

ANGEL'S VENTURE EVACUATION WARNING

EVACUATE PLANET

ANGEL'S VENTURE EVACUATION WARNING

ANGEL'S VENTURE EVACUATION WARNING

EVACUATE PLANET

ANGEL'S VENTURE EVACUATION WARNING

ANGEL'S VENTURE EVACUATION WARNING

EVACUATE PLANET

ANGEL'S VENTURE EVACUATION WARNING

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Nothing Stops Pelican-1 from Coming!

Through rain or snow. Bug or Bot. Pelican-1 will find a way to land every time!

Source: Helldiver Intern

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2185 has arrived, Helldivers! 💪

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Kinda popped off with this one tbh

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Happy New Year, everyone! I'd like to propose a toast.

Here's to another year we've survived, to another year we stood our ground, to another year we've laughed! Another year we've hoped, another year we've loved, and another year we will do it all again. Here's to those who can't be here with us to celebrate. To those who've died at war, in bombings, from starvation, from abuse, from discrimination, from lack of means. To those facing those same struggles and so much more in 2025. Here's to the hardships we've overcome and to the progress we've made, may we continue onward.

To my mutuals, my followers, and the masses of tumblr, Thank you for a wonderful year. Remember, stay alive, stay safe, and stay strong. I love you all.

See you all next year.

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Remember to check out the original post of the battle record for edits! Feel free to correct any errors you find in current updates! Thank you!

ILLUMINATE FRONT BATTLE RECORD

Updates live from SES Leviathan Of Destruction Please click to view the original post to see its current form, reblogs do not appear show edits.

Calypso: WON [MO: Stop 7 invasions from the Illuminate]

Genesis LOST (No territory claim)

Mog LOST (No territory claim)

Bellatrix WON

Kerth Secundus WON

Valmox WON

New Stockholm NO INVASION

Andar WON

Acubens Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Hadar WON

Gemma LOST (No territory claim)

Archernar Secundus WON

Skaash WON [MO: WON]

Bashyr LOST (No territory claim) [MO: Hold FENRIR III, ERATA PRIME]

Elysian Meadows LOST (No territory claim)

Asperoth Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Osupsam LOST (No territory claim)

Baldrick Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Hydrobius LOST (No territory claim)

Seasse LOST (No territory claim)

Hesoe Prime LOST (No territory claim) [MO: WON] [MO: Hold SUPER EARTH]

Rasp LOST (No territory claim)

Myrium LOST (No territory claim)

Canopus LOST (No territory claim)

Keid LOST (No territory claim)

Julheim LOST (No territory claim) [MO: WON] [MO: Kill 115,000,000 Voteless, Kill 7,000,000 Harvesters, defend against 8 Invasion]

Gemma LOST (No territory claim)

Volterra WON

Iro WON

Liberty Ridge Active

NON ILLUMINATE BUT RELATED BATTLES

Fenrir III LOST (Territory claim: Terminid) Liberated

Erata Prime LOST (Territory claim: Terminid) Liberated

Shelt Liberated (From Automatons)

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Unstoppable!

Rolling through hoards like it’s nothing

Source: Reddit - I_am_chicken

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ILLUMINATE FRONT BATTLE RECORD

Updates live from SES Leviathan Of Destruction Please click to view the original post to see its current form, reblogs do not appear show edits.

Calypso: WON [MO: Stop 7 invasions from the Illuminate]

Genesis LOST (No territory claim)

Mog LOST (No territory claim)

Bellatrix WON

Kerth Secundus WON

Valmox WON

New Stockholm NO INVASION

Andar WON

Acubens Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Hadar WON

Gemma LOST (No territory claim)

Archernar Secundus WON

Skaash WON [MO: WON]

Bashyr LOST (No territory claim) [MO: Hold FENRIR III, ERATA PRIME]

Elysian Meadows LOST (No territory claim)

Asperoth Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Osupsam LOST (No territory claim)

Baldrick Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Hydrobius LOST (No territory claim)

Seasse LOST (No territory claim)

Hesoe Prime LOST (No territory claim) [MO: WON] [MO: Hold SUPER EARTH]

Rasp LOST (No territory claim)

Myrium LOST (No territory claim)

Canopus LOST (No territory claim)

Keid LOST (No territory claim)

Julheim LOST (No territory claim) [MO: WON] [MO: Kill 115,000,000 Voteless, Kill 7,000,000 Harvesters, defend against 8 Invasion]

Gemma LOST (No territory claim)

Volterra WON

Iro WON

Liberty Ridge Active

NON ILLUMINATE BUT RELATED BATTLES

Fenrir III LOST (Territory claim: Terminid) Liberated

Erata Prime LOST (Territory claim: Terminid) Liberated

Shelt Liberated (From Automatons)

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started playing Helldivers 2 and giving me the ability to summon a 500kg nuke on demand was their biggest mistake, i WILL lure in as many enemies as possible to a single point and explode both them and myself in the process

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Helldivers 2: Can Stealth and Aggression Work Together?

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N2: Agreed! Every member on every Super Destroyer is Important to the war effort! Remember to thank them! Show your appreciation! Especially medbay staff but as a medic I may be biased-

D4: Without technicians, we wouldn't have sentries. Without mortars, defense wouldn't be fun. Without our service technician's stories I would be sad. Thank you Camara!

R3: I like talking to our ship-master Yu Villa :D She's so nice!

C1: Our democracy officer is the only person on this ship who gets me- I mean- Thank your Democracy Officer for keeping your ship Democratic!

"Thanks for getting the sentries back in working order, a Helldiver couldn't work without the team on the Destroyer."

Rember to thank your crew on your Destroyer today :)

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Helldivers, we remind you to get your copy of the Freedom's Beacon front page from December 12, 2184 to commemorate the successful defense of Calpyso from the Illuminate.

An inspiring reminder that we will absolutely, 100% exterminate the Illuminate. Again.

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ILLUMINATE FRONT BATTLE RECORD

Updates live from SES Leviathan Of Destruction Please click to view the original post to see its current form, reblogs do not appear show edits.

Calypso: WON [MO: Stop 7 invasions from the Illuminate]

Genesis LOST (No territory claim)

Mog LOST (No territory claim)

Bellatrix WON

Kerth Secundus WON

Valmox WON

New Stockholm NO INVASION

Andar WON

Acubens Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Hadar WON

Gemma LOST (No territory claim)

Archernar Secundus WON

Skaash WON [MO: WON]

Bashyr LOST (No territory claim) [MO: Hold FENRIR III, ERATA PRIME]

Elysian Meadows LOST (No territory claim)

Asperoth Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Osupsam LOST (No territory claim)

Baldrick Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Hydrobius LOST (No territory claim)

Seasse LOST (No territory claim)

Hesoe Prime LOST (No territory claim)

Rasp LOST (No territory claim)

Myrium LOST (No territory claim)

Canopus Active

NON ILLUMINATE BUT RELATED BATTLES

Fenrir III LOST (Territory claim: Terminid) Liberated

Erata Prime LOST (Territory claim: Terminid) Liberated

Shelt Liberated (From Automatons)

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ah! so jolly