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i watched dead poets society this week and couldn't stop thinking about john and paul as neil perry and todd anderson
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i hope i get to meet the hero behind fagaday someday
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ask not for whom vienna waits
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Wings: more logos than line-ups
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Coming back from my self-imposed exhile to ask if anyone else saw the newest Instagram post Paul made where we see him (and Jimmy and the rest of Wings) in pink cheerleader drag??? Just me??? That is him right??? Or am I tripping balls???
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Paul's notebook, 1969
#he dots his question mark with a heart#is he a middle school girl#because he's also carrying around like a 12 pack of felt tip markers#like a middle school girl#paul mccartney#the beatles
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poll: if they were american, which beatle would've been most willing to come out as gay to the draft board to avoid getting sent to vietnam?
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Can't even listen to the beatles like a normal person anymore bc every time I hear Paul and Johns voice in the same vicinity I get flashbanged by 100 billion mclennon quotes in front of my eyes and I feel like I'm gonna throw up
#the curse of listening to one of the most popular bands in history#whose popularity was caused by... homosexuality.#the beatles#mclennon
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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"
Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him
House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working
Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?
House: 5.3 inches
Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that
#and it would fly over the heads of the conservatives who watch the show#house md#hilson#gregory house#james wilson
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do you all see my vision here
#paul mccartney is actually a great study into why primary historical sources are not always the most trustworthy#that being said it just makes him all the more tragic#paul mccartney
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john solo song: you hate me because I'm a gay black man in america. (screaming) (sick ass guitar riff) (moaning)
paul solo song: (upbeat tempo) up on the top of a mountain sir moonbeam tends to his sheep (linda singing backup, fun vocal effects, guitar riff from the john song) and when all the flowers have withered away and died will you still remember me my darling? (tone shift) all day tending to his sheep
#and then like a week after you listen to these for the first time you'll read some obscure quote from like 1966 where one of them goes#“you see with all the fans following us around its like the two us are shepherds tending to a flock of sheep”#prev#throw in a couple of tempo changes too#and make it a medley#paul mccartney#mclennon#the beatles
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Ok, you’ve answered what kind of bugs the members of Pink Floyd would be, but what kind of bugs would the Beatles be? (I mean, they’d be beetles, but the question remains what kind of beetles they’d be individually)
Also, how did you come to know so much about bugs?
to answer your second question: childhood special interest.
to answer your first question:
Paul: seven-spotted ladybug (Coccinella septempunctata)
Ladybugs are the cute beetle. Everyone agrees they're adorable, even begrudgingly by people who hate bugs. Despite their popularity, however, people don't tend to know anything about them and they are actually quite complex and fascinating. They can also cause quite a stink if you get them upset, even if they look innocent.
John: bombardier beetle (Brachinus crepitans)
This beetle is generally harmless, but when they feel threatened or under pressure they have rather a explosive defense mechanism (releasing a spray of noxious chemicals that can reach a boil!) There is a lot of disagreement amongst experts over the reasons for this behavior, and as a result a lot of misinformation has been spread about them.
George: nocturnal dung beetle (Scarabaeus satyrus)
Dung beetles put up with a lot of shit, but there's much more to them than meets the eye. Many species are cosmically conscious: that is, they use the stars, the sun, and/or the moon to navigate. No wonder they appear as a spiritual symbol in many cultures.
Ringo: clavate tortoise beetle (Plagiometriona clavata)
They go through a bit of a rough childhood, but when they grow up, they turn into a resilient and often quite social beetle. Although they still have their protective shell, but as you see they're one of the most transparent beetles. They are an unsung favorite of specialists.
And bonus:
Faul: false ladybird (Endomychus coccineus)
Not a ladybug.
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much ado about nothing is a bisexual awakening story but it’s about the shocking realization that ur attracted to the opposite sex
#peak literary analysis#suffer love#this is my favorite shakespeare play for a reason#much ado about nothing
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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
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Darkness came quickly and the moon emerged among a sprinkling of first stars. John tried to identify the stars, but became confused. The only one he was certain about was Venus, which seemed brighter than the rest. As the sky grew darker, another star appeared to shine even more brightly than Venus, and John speculated that it could be Mars. “Ah, Venus and Mars,” he laughed softly. “Sounds like an album title.”
John Lennon: Living on Borrowed Time, Frederic Seaman (1991)
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so you see when I say paul wore women's clothing I'm Not actually joking! crazy! that's a thing he did and I love him more for it
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