camshell
camshell
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batman, film bro movies, house md, flings with the unknown for that one actor I became obsessed with for a week • he/she •
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camshell · 2 days ago
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Chardee truther for life
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camshell · 2 days ago
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👁👁 • •
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camshell · 9 days ago
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Mac in season 13 ep 10
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camshell · 12 days ago
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go for it go for it
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camshell · 15 days ago
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Paul McCartney, you are hilarious
The man pours his heart and soul into “Oh! Darling” and then is like “it didn’t work, he still left my ass, I’m not singing that shit again”
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camshell · 15 days ago
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op: these two want to fuck each other so bad it makes them look stupid
beatles blog: #mclennon
op: someone tagged this with mclennon. like john lennon and paul mccartney. like the beatles.
guy who only reblogs discourse and photos of the weirdest looking white man you've ever seen: people are shipping the beatles????
18 year old who makes f1 gifsets with ezgif: wasn't john lennon a terrible person?
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camshell · 15 days ago
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how it feels when you have a character url and rb a post tagging it as that character
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camshell · 15 days ago
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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit
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camshell · 20 days ago
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kathy i’m lost i said though i knew she was sleeping i’m empty and aching and i don’t know why
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camshell · 20 days ago
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kathy i’m lost i said though i knew she was sleeping i’m empty and aching and i don’t know why
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camshell · 20 days ago
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i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes
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camshell · 24 days ago
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camshell · 24 days ago
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So I picked up a copy of Batman Masterpieces: Portraits of the Dark Knight and His World, understanding it collects the images and text from the Fleer Master Series card set from 1996. As a bonus, it includes each initial painting idea submitted to the artist and the artist's commentary on the final product.
What I didn't know until I had the book in my hands is that this card set told a story, one about the (seeming) death of Batman. And is there batjokes in it? Of course there is like 95% of my posts are batjokes related what else would I be doing here
(The book as a whole is very enjoyable outside that, of course.)
So for one thing, while technically the first image of the book is Batman swinging through Gotham, repeated mention is made of how the card set is bookended with a picture of Joker's face at the start and Batman's face at the end.
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[art by Scott Hampton]
The story opens with Joker's escape from Arkham. Not long after, Batman's death is announced with this image:
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[art by Scott Hampton]
Afterwards, for the most part, the cards fall into a few categories:
Various people in Gotham reminiscing about Batman's role and reputation
Alfred, Dick, and Tim setting aside their mourning to review possible suspects
Joker thinking up possible answers
Other rogues explaining their own theories
The resolution of the mystery
One of my favorite images is of Scarecrow. I just love his demeanor and his skull spraycan.
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[art by Dermot Power]
Took me a few moments to catch the details in this one of Croc.
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[art by Dermot Power]
But anyhow, the thing with Joker's part in this tale is that he naturally cannot accept that he wasn't the murderer, even though he can't remember doing it.
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[art by Carl Critchlow]
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[art by Carl Critchlow]
He can't convince himself that other rogues managed to murder Batman, though, starting with Catwoman.
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[art by Dermot Power]
As you can see, the whiskers are there, so it looks cool, albeit upsetting.
Two-Face is another prime suspect-- until Joker realizes Harvey is still in Arkham.
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[art by Dermot Power]
I thought the text for this one was interesting, if only because I'd say that nowadays variant covers serve the function of letting artists run with ideas that don't necessarily show up in stories.
This Talia one is fun given that the framing for this portion of cards is that they're from Joker's POV.
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[art by Dermot Power]
The idea of a woman loving a flying rodent is disgusting! What would so do? Hold him dramatically? And lovingly? And romantically? And stare deep into his broody eyes...
After his review of suspects (including Poison Ivy) yields nothing, Joker starts developing wild theories about how maybe he is the Batman's killer after all.
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[art by Carl Critchlow]
The scenarios often take after known elseworlds like Gotham By Gaslight and Bloodstorm. But I'm highlighting this one, based on Holy Terror (which I'm pretty sure Joker doesn't actually appear in).
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[art by Duncan Fegredo]
Some scenarios are from non-DC stories, like this Frankenstein painting, which may be my favorite of the book.
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[art by Duncan Fegredo]
Finally, Joker runs out of ideas and breaks. If he didn't kill Bats, then Bats cannot be dead! And then he hears that the police have recovered Batman's body and they've already interred it in a special memorial crypt. Joker must go see the proof for himself.
And gasp!
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[art by Scott Hampton]
Happy clown. :) But gasp again! That shadow to the right?!
That's right! Batman is alive! And he promptly punches Joker in the face.
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"Nothing could flush my nemesis from hiding except for himself. And his undying love obsession with me."
So yeah. Batman faked his death explicitly to trap Joker. Like I guess it's a strategy worth trying for the single time it could work, but I feel like I'd save it for a moment of urgency. In the story as described, it doesn't appear that Joker had gotten up to much of anything by the time Batman "died."
And, as noted, Bruce's family completely believed he was dead. I mean, probably only for a matter of hours, but– Wait, nope, an early card notes that the batsignal went unanswered for three nights.
I don't know how many comics there may be about members of the batfam trying to kill this man, but I'm going to guess not enough.
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camshell · 1 month ago
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Just a had a "if I was his wife I simply would not have died" moment
Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”
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camshell · 1 month ago
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my mantra in favour of calling everything slop while not getting all "downfall of society" about it
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camshell · 1 month ago
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Dennis + clumsy
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camshell · 1 month ago
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WIP
A panel from my huge twerking ass final project for school.
Time management is NOT my strong suit. The last couple of days will be captain crunch time 24 h around the clock...
Yes I use the Chiller font, sue my asshole
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