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Ransom: wanna hear the best joke ever?

Y/N: what is it?

Ransom: my life! because my life is a joke!

Y/N: don't say that.

Ransom: wow. that's swee-

Y/N: it has to be funny to be a joke.

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Y/N : Dinosaurs lived a long time ago.

Steve : That's right.

Y/N : Before I was born.

Steve : Uh huh.

Y/N : When you were a kid.

Steve : Yes, I rode a Pterodactyl to school.

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watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

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BTS REACTION MEMES IN MOTION: PART ONE cr. namuspromised, 0613data, jung-koook

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Just wanna really appreciate how fucking diverse the designs for the main girls in Turning Red are

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It Is Wintertime

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when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

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love you babe <3

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I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

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“who are you texting so much?”

first of all, im blogging about taylor swift

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Lockscreens/Phone wallpapers of Taylor Swift with a brown palette for @scarlettswiftiee (Thank you so much for the request lovely, hope you like them🤎)

Like or Reblog if you use❤

Want something similar? Send me a lockscreen wallpaper request with the song, artist or aes of your choice here <3

Resources: x

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The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

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i can teach you

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rb to give your mutuals motivation to do the things they need to do <3

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They are the moments you saw sparks that weren’t really there, felt stars aligning without having any proof, saw your future before it happened, and then saw it slip away without any warning. These are moments of newfound hope, extreme joy, intense passion, wishful thinking, and in some cases, the unthinkable letdown. And in my mind, every one of these memories looks the same to me. I see all of these moments in bright, burning red.

Nine years of Red | October 22, 2012