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Colored sketch commission for @ship-that-steers-itself

[~Coffee~][~Commissions~][~Colored Sketch~]

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It’s so weird to draw straight stuff after drawing a truckload of nothing but dongs for weeks lol

Carla would probably tease him about his food baby and then buy him a root beer float with extra ice cream right after to cheer him up

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they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

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Title: Of Golden Globes and Evil Snakes

This is so specific hdnduddb I think I can def see this as an entry in Ford's Journal 3 annecdotes about his adventures in the multiverse and the fic being an exploration of that.

"It wouldn't be fair to the culture of this dimension to take their own artifact to repell Bill for his own. But it wouldn't exactly be fair for the rest of the universe to be doomed to Bill's clutches if he doesn't take the orb.

Besides, the snakes here are assholes anyway."

wouldn't be very stancesty, honestly i dont think i could write a fix like this with stan at all. unless you wanna somehow twist the evil snake and golden globes into a dick and balls thing, then we can talk

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the fake fic ask game

🐝 send me a fake fic title, and I’ll make up a summary for it!

🐑 send me a fake set of fic tags, and I’ll try to come up with a summary for it!

🦮 send me a summary I already did for one of the above two, and I’ll try to write a snippet for that summary!

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Soos you should run it by someone else maybe

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a pietà

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My tragic lovelies… just them 💔

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i first met her in a dream

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i desperately need whatever the hell is going on with them

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catching

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“ah, hehe Stanley, I see you’re wearing your glasses..”

“yeah, just thought I wear ‘em today.. heh”

“…I-I like it.” 

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many many birthdays apart and a million more together

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Commission for @valerudia

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spamt*nna from deltarune is so fucking peak for people with micro/macro kinks i know this because i am people

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i feel so bad cuz i actually do have wips for soostan months but im def not finishing them on time 😭 itd be week 3 and il be like hey guys this is my prompt for day 5 :)