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rip Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took

you would’ve loved Texas Roadhouse rolls and cinnamon butter

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how i Genuinely believe they would pose together

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Don’t mind me just posting my little hobbits

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frodo carried the world, and sam carried frodo.

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The fellowship as movies in my Letterboxd they would watch!

Really short post whatever, I wish this was every movie but my Letterboxd profile (I linked in the title) has like 200 movies and there're some I can't really put under any name as far as I know, anyways hope you like this.

Frodo

Annihilation (messed up movies💕)

Black Swan

Challengers (with Sam lmao)

Girl, Interrupted

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Sam

Angels & Demons (i feel like he would like a good mystery and that catholic guilt is STRONG)

Any Wes Anderson movie let's be honest

Interview with the Vampire (he would absolutely let Frodo turn him) (i haven't watched the show)

Sense and Sensibility

Merry

28 Days Later (i feel he'd like movies about infections)

Cars and Cars 2 (i've watched Cars 3, I just didn't like it)

The Final Destination franchise (I KNOW HE WOULD WATCH THIS WITH PIPPIN IF HE COULD AND THEN GET PARANOID TOGETHER)

Jurassic Park (okay he watches a lot of movies with Pip)

Pippin

Akira

Avengers movies

Back to the Future (with Merry)

Barbie (definitely)

Aragorn

About Time (he watched this with Arwen)

Anastasia

Blade Runner

Good Will Hunting

Howl's Moving Castle

Legolas

Alien: Romulus (watched it with Gimli)

Every Indiana Jones movie (he just likes the prospect of a guy running around like him)

Mean Girls

Megamind

Little Women

Gimli

2001: A Space Odyssey

Ad Astra

Independence Day (only the first one)

Boromir

12 Angry Men (he is literally a dad)

Finding Nemo and Finding Dory

Home Alone

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I just spent the last four and a half hours baking...it's almost 1am...this is how I feel.

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i want a lotr spinoff series/book that is literally just bilbo annoying the shit out of everyone in rivendell for like 20 years . oh yeah that’s grandpa he makes up unhinged songs and yells about dragons and magic rings sometimes? no lord elrond won’t let us kick him out he’s like his best friend at this point

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yeah … 🧍‍♂️

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LOTR/Hobbit Characters and Their Favorite Horror Movies — Part II (still with little to no context)

Phantom of the Opera (1925) for Bilbo — Lon Chaney and silent film lover. It’s a pretentious pick but he’d have it no other way. Enjoys the other iterations of the film—even the ‘89 Robert Englund movie—but always circles back to this one.

The Shining (1980) for Thorin — As much as I’d like to say it’s because the film is basic and a classic, I can’t leave it at that. Not while the main character descends into madness as well as hurts those he loves. You know what that is like, right Thorin?

The Lost Boys (1987) for Fíli — Would say that he enjoys it for the plot and the soundtrack. Actually is his favorite because he sees himself and Kíli in Michael and Sam. Vocal stims the hell out of this movie.

Warm Bodies (2013) for Kíli — Horror comedies are his literal lifeline. It’s a movie about forbidden love, which is so relatable for him. Also a digestible retelling of Romeo & Juliet that he wouldn’t fall asleep to (except for Gnomeo & Juliet).

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) for Galadriel — Hear me out, I fully believe she would love splatter horror. It’s splatter or nothing. Would put this movie on as background noise. The final scene with Sally escaping in the truck bed lives in her head rent free.

Black Swan (2010) for Arwen — I just know she loves artsy and psychological horror. Has debates on Nina’s descent: was it schizophrenia and paranoia, was it obsessive compulsion, or both? The “I was perfect” scene is her Roman Empire.

Midsommar (2019) for Éowyn — A movie of many layers, nothing but the best for my favorite shieldmaiden. Absolutely believes Christian got what he deserved. Loves the cinematography and the overhanging theme of grief. Can relate to Dani.

Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) for Faramir — A movie featuring a good father fighting to return to his wife and children. Often wishes he had a dad like Josh. Was very disappointed with The Red Door (2023).

BONUS: Hellraiser (1989) for Sauron/Mairon — Don’t think I need to explain this one. The ones who know know.

| Part I | Part II |

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Every drawing of Sauron is aimed at showing how scary he is. Meanwhile, my drawings of Melkor show him as melancholiс.

(почему, а потому что Саурон для меня е++нутый и это круто)

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Annatar, the fair form taken by Sauron at the time he forged the One Ring. His design draws on a mixture of Minoan and Tudor inspiration.

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Glorfindel with his big cool white horse and luscious hair <3

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an attempt at drawing almost every named character in the silmarillion (minus a bunch of Men characters bc i didnt have designs for them, as well as assorted minor elves like salgant or elenmire + the valar and most maiar cuz im still redesigning them) 😙

been really busy these past months but i worked on this on and off in-between (you can see a process gif here!!). since ive got a bit of free time for now, ill try to get back to being more active :D sorry for disappearing out of the blue again but happy almost half a year... wait wdym we're almost halfway through 2025 already...?!?! ToT

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Hobbits with spring flowers!

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Hobbit sighting at the greenhouse.

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Frodo, King of Kings

Then suddenly a new thought arose – not from outside – a thought born inside himself: he would keep the Ring himself, and be master of all. Frodo King of Kings. Hobbits would rule and Frodo would rule hobbits. He would make great poems and sing great songs, and the earth should blossom, and all should be bidden to his feasts. After all he is a great hero. Hobbits should become lords of men, and he their Lord, King Frodo, Emperor Frodo. He thought of the great poems that would be made, and mighty songs, and saw (as if far away) a great Feast, and himself enthroned and all the kings of the world sitting at his feet, while all the earth blossomed.

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he came, he served, then he died

For all that his mental health is crumbling to ashes, dragonsick-Thorin is decked the fuck out. The raven crown and the luxe fur cloak look so bloody good, we could’ve had it alllllllllllllllllllll