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Lmfao so earlier: im watching The Dark Knight with my granny and grandpa and in the scene where after Bruce says “Batman has no limits” this is what happened

Me: He’s not wearing an undershirt

My Granny: Cause he’s Batman

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https://gay-demon-in-a-bently.tumblr.com/post/670758006159507456/help-me-transform-organized-by-raven-girard

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Here’s my card.

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Have you seen what it’s like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody’s civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it’s like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t. They think that we’ll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won’t werewolf and go wild!

JOKER (2019) dir. Todd Phillips

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Joker (2019).

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“Arthur, can you get…..the lock?”

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You and me, we’re two threads in the same stitch

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Jay: I …. really wish I knew… 

For the most part, he’d been careful. subduing my crew of clowns from the safety of his air locked Batmobile/Scuttler and using a spare pack of oxygen when he had to peruse us on foot since his gas mask was rendered useless by cranes modified formula.

He managed to tie up crane and a few other rogues when he caught up with our little joy ride, but as his slipperiest foe, I ended up leading him on a pretty long chase. at some point his tank ran out so he held his breath, leaped after me, and finally pinned me down as the toxin swirled around us.

I mean, it was dumb of him, but i guess he knew Batgirl was gonna save the city soon so he didn’t think twice about taking the risk. Batman’s not weak or stupid. I’ve seen him fight through fear toxin before like it was nothing, but I guess the new mix might’ve been a little too much for him to handle this time around.

when it finally took hold the look on his face as he started spacing out reminded me of that time with robin but… worse…. like A LOT worse… he was literally petrified, just like everyone else in the city, but even more so than i’d witnessed so far that day with other random strangers

By then i guess i could have ran…. i mean he was probably gonna take me to the GCPD once he finally came to, but… instead i stayed. i mean i couldn’t just leave him there, HE wouldn’t have just left me there…. 

fortunately i wasn’t left scrambling for long since Batgirl managed to foil cranes plans for good a few minutes afterward, spraying the city with some kinda powerful antidote from the Batwing.

soon the toxin dissipated and Bats was back to normal…. or at least, uh, almost normal. The hallucinations you see while under the stuff can stay with ya for a while. cause nightmares, anxiety, ect. I tried talking to him… asked him …what was gonna happen now? It was really late and he seemed kind of reluctant to go home. Robin was in bed, which meant the cave was probably a little quiet and he didn’t feel like talking to Batgirl or Alfred just yet. 

On a whim, i joked that the party i’d just left was probably still goin and if he wanted to come, he could!….  y’know, to get stuff off his mind instead of heaving to go back to that lonely hole of his.

To my surprise…. he actually accepted the invitation, i took him back to my HQ where a few stragglers were still goin’ strong into the night and… things happened probably maybe and that’s all I can really remember… it was a good end to a weird night.

he got a little spooked but, he’s Batman, of course he’s good.

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The Joker in Curse of the White Knight

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bruce wayne is the disaster bi icon we deserve

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Batman, don’t!

BATMAN: HUSH (2019)

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Besides, nobody kills my wingman but me.

Batman: The Brave and The Bold Game Over for Owlman!

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“Well… there was one night a while back where i was fighting him and he suddenly collapsed… not from sleeping gas or anything he just… dropped. I supposed it was from exhaustion, but he did look pretty bad. His suit scuffed up and stained with red.

I had no idea what had left him in such bad shape, but i wasn’t about to abandon him there And leave him to lie unconscious on a rooftop for god knows how long. What if some other villain snatched him up?

Anyway, with all my strength and ingenuity i managed to lug all 200 muscly pounds of him back to my hideout. I carefully and respectfully took off his shirt to mend a few nasty wounds with some gauze i found in that wonderful utility belt of his, then waited for him to wake up… until i got bored

He was mad at first, but after i explained my reasoning and how i’d never trust a hospital with someone as important as he was, he realized he couldn’t argue and that he understood why i had brought him there…

And then we just sort of laid there and i listened (for once) as he went on about what had happened ( some kind of interplanetary battle the JlA) and how hard it had been

B’s known the location of my hideout since that day and sometimes when he claims to stop by to “interrogate” me i know it’s for… other reasons

Also now that i think about it that was technically the FIRST time I bothered saving his life… batboy owes me big time.”

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“that was the first time he saw them…

I asked him how he knew they weren’t from him

He said it was obvious because of how deep they were. someone would’ve had to hold my face in place as they made the cut…

He was right of course… but i didn’t tell him that, i just threw a glitter bomb and ran… didn’t talk to him for a week afterward…

Heh, and uh, also, waterproof is the only way to go when comes to cosmetics trust me”