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*Y/N calls Bruce’s phone for the fifth time since stealing it and chucking it in the ceiling*

Bruce: A lot of people here for some reason think it’s funny to steal someone personal property and hide it from them

*Y/N listens as she holds her office phone to her ear*

Bruce: Here’s the thing thought it’s not funny! In fact it’s pretty freakin unfunny!

*Bruce huffs and turns punching the wall behind him*

*Y/N’s eyes widen as she hangs up*

Bruce: That was an overreaction… I’m gonna hit the break room anyone want anything? Wanda you good?

Wanda: Yeah…

*Bruce walks to the breakroom*

*The welcome back party starts, Y/N and Wanda inspect the hole*

Y/N: My god, that’s half- inch drywall

Wanda: I think we broke his brain

*They both laugh as Natasha watches from afar*

Natasha: Everyone thinks it’s so hilarious that Bruce punched a hole in the wall

*Natasha rolls her eyes*

Natasha: I don’t know I guess I’m not in on the joke

*Later on Y/N sits alone in the conference room, Natasha walks in and sits next to her*

Y/N: Hey

*Natasha sighs*

Natasha: Do you still have feelings for her?

*Y/N doesn’t look at her*

Y/N: Yes…

*Natasha slowly nods, she gets up and leaves*

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*Natashas office phone rings*

Natasha: Hello?

Y/N: Hey, just wanted to let you know operation B is underway… last chance Romanoff are you in?

Natasha: It’s tempting but I will have to say I’m out. I’m swamped today, I’m sorry

Y/N: No worries, I understand.

*Natasha looks up across the room to Y/N who smiles at her*

*Bruce comes back from the kitchen*

Natasha: Update me

Y/N: Will do

*Bruce sits back down across from Y/N*

*Y/N gets up from her desk and walks to the kitchen with Wanda right behind her*

*Natasha watches as Wanda hands Y/N Bruce’s phone*

*Wanda sips a cup of water as Y/N chucks Bruce’s phone in the ceiling*

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*At Natasha’s desk*

Y/N: Hey, so Bruce is in rare form today

Natasha: Yeah, you shouldn’t encourage him

Y/N: Encourage him? I’m the victim, okay? He’s fishing for me. We got to do something.

Natasha: Look, I’ve got like 15 new clients that I’ve inherited from Bucky and each one of them is password protected, so… I’m sorry. I can’t

Y/N: Fine. Party pooper.

*Y/N walks away and heads towards reception*

Y/N: Would you like pull a prank on Bruce?

Wanda: I’m kinda of in the middle of- yes please.

Y/N: Okay good

*Y/N walks back to her desk, spilling her pencil cup all over Bruce’s desk, secretly taking his cellphone*

*Y/N walks back to reception with it in hand and places it on the desk*

Y/N: Are there any messages?

Wanda: Nope

Y/N: So weird.

*Y/N sits back down at her desk and Wanda hides the phone*

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*Sitting inside the coffee shop across each other*

Natasha: So let me ask you a question

Y/N: Ok

Natasha: Did you ever have a thing for Wanda?

*Y/N’s smile fades into a surprised expression*

Y/N: Wanda? Did I ever have a thing for her? No. Why did she say something?

*Y/N sips her drink as Natasha maintains eye contact*

Natasha: I moved here from Connecticut

Y/N: Yeah- Okay here’s the… I had a crush on her before I left. And I told her about it and she didn’t feel the same way. So it didn’t amount to anything and I left.

*Natasha looks down at her hands*

Y/N: I’m really glad you’re here Okay?

*Natasha smiles and looks up back at Y/N*

Natasha: Okay

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Natasha: Hey

*Y/N eyes widen as she turns around and see Natasha who had a heavy amount of make up on and her hair was all poofed up*

Natasha: Wanna grab a coffee?

Y/N: Sure.. Look at you

*Natasha smiles and nods*

Natasha: Yeah…

Y/N: Maximoff, coffee?

Wanda: No thanks, I had some already thanks. But hey Y/N

Y/N: Yeah?

Wanda: I won an art contest today

Y/N: No way! All right Wanda! Congratulations

*Y/N walks back to reception with a wide smile. Wanda and Y/N high five*

*Natasha watches from the door the exchange and remembers what May told her in the car*

May: I’m glad you’re with Y/N. She was hung up on Wanda for such a long time. I didn’t think she’d ever get over her

*Natasha continues to watch the interaction*

Wanda: Thanks

Y/N: Which one was it?

Wanda: I sent in one of my water colors. It was a new one.

Y/N: Cool, that awe-

Natasha: You ready Y/N?

*Y/N looked back to Natasha*

Y/N: Yeah.

*Turning back to Wanda*

Y/N: Can I see it when I get back?

Wanda: Yeah!

Y/N: Well congratulations again. Big deal.

*Wanda smiles as Y/N leaves the office*

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Y/N: I think you dropped this.

*Y/N hands her a piece of paper. Natasha smiles and turns around and looks up at Y/N*

Natasha: You sure?

Y/N: Definitely

*Y/N smiles and walks off to continue helping with inventory. Natasha approaches Wanda*

Natasha: I think I owe you one

Wanda: Sorry?

Natasha: For talking sense into Y/L/N. The Day’s Inn room 228 was starting to get really depressing.

Wanda: Don’t worry about it. I mean she was being ridiculous

Natasha: Yeah. But thanks, seriously

*Natasha walks off and Wanda’s smile slowly fades.*

*Wanda goes back into the main building and finds somewhere to sit. She quietly cries and covers her eyes with her hands*

*Bucky walks inside as well and sees her crying*

Bucky: Who did this to you? Where are they?

*Wanda looks up and sniffs*

Wanda: What? No… It’s nothing…

*Bucky hands her a small bag of tissues from his pocket*

Wanda: Thanks

*Bucky sits next to her*

Wanda: You don’t need to stay here…

Bucky: I know.

*Bucky wraps an arm around her back and allows her to cry*

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Y/N: So I don’t know I just feel like we’ve been dating a month, right? Same street I think might be little close a little much

Wanda: Hmm

Y/N: “Hmm” what?

Wanda: How far away does she live now, like ten minutes?

*Y/N sighs*

Y/N: Yeah, I guess

Wanda: Honestly I think you should go easy on her

*Y/N looks at her and nods. Wanda just stares as Y/N looks down at the table thinking*

Y/N: Thanks for listening. I mean it.

*Wanda smiles*

Wanda: Oh, don’t worry about it I mean it’s better that listening to Tony play a conch shell which what i was doing

*Y/N chuckles*

Wanda: Oh also Tony went to Jamaica with Pepper

Y/N: Yeah how have we not talked about this already? I mean, what happened there? Kidnapping?

*Wanda laughs*

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Y/N: You want to talk about it?

Natasha: Nope

*Natasha puts the coffee pot back and walks out of the kitchen*

Natasha: I still haven’t found an apartment yet. I’m living in a hotel. Yesterday I saw a “For Rent” sign down the street from Y/N and she said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away

Wanda noticed there was something was up when Natasha decided to sit somewhere else during a meeting.

In the break room Y/N sits alone and Wanda walks in.

Wanda: Hey

Y/N: Hey

Wanda: You okay?

Y/N: Yeah

Wanda: You sure?

Y/N: Yes…

*Wanda gives Y/N a worried look*

Y/N: I’m just in this, dumb fight with Natasha.

Wanda: Oh… You want to talk about it?

Y/N: Really?

*Wanda nods as she sits across from her*

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It was tense. Two parties. But seemed that Natasha and Wanda’s were much more popular. Much to Carol’s dismay.

*Natasha and Wanda stand outside the break room and to the cameras*

Natasha: Are we taking this too far? I don’t think we’re taking this far enough.

*Wanda turns to Natasha who also turns to make eye contact*

Natasha: What?

Wanda: I got goosebumps

*Wanda and Natasha’s party was going great. Once Tony, Bruce, Thor and Y/N returned it finally took off.*

*Wanda and Natasha both felt bad for Carol once they saw the dead party in the conference room.*

Natasha: Well the committee to plan parties has served its purpose. We’re gonna disband in the name of Christmas

Wanda: In the name of Nutcracker Christmas

*Wanda holds up a star shaped rice crispy on a stick while Natasha nods.*

*So the two parties merged bringing peace in the office during the holidays.*

*Wanda and Natasha hung out during most the party until Y/N walked up to them. Natasha gives Y/N a peck on the cheek and a hug.*

*Wanda got up and told them she had to check something leaving the couple on their own.*

Natasha: No way

Y/N: What a horrible movie that was

Natasha: And now I get to remember it forever, Thank you.

Y/N: Thank you

*They both embraced as they held a small poster of said horrible movie*

*From reception Wanda watches them, hint of jealousy could be seen in her eyes*

Much later in the conference room Wanda hugs Vision for his gift to her. Y/N watches with sadness in her eyes.

As everyone piles out of the Office, Y/N stops by Wanda’s desk

Y/N: Sorry I forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Bucky for training.

Wanda: We should get him a bus ticket, to make his trip easier. It costs $75 dollars.

Y/N: yikes. maybe the CIA could send a helicopter

*They both laugh as Wanda types this out*

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Vision: So I only use three?

Wanda: If you’re using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present you’re doing it wrong. Your mother will know if you hired someone.

*Vision and Wanda laugh*

*Natasha walks into the breakroom*

Vision: Ok… Hey

Natasha: Hey.

Vision: Alright I’ll see you guys later.

Wanda: Bye.

*Wanda continues to set everything. Natasha walks up to her*

Natasha: He’s so into you, you should date him

Wanda: Oh… yeah maybe…

*Natasha smiles and walks out again leaving Wanda to cringe at what she just said*

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Kate: A margarita- karaoke christmas party. Sound like fun

Carol: No that is not a party, there’s only one party and it starts at 3pm

Thor: Then why are there 2 flyers?

Natasha: I understand that this is confusing for everyone. Let me explain. There’s a party that starts at 3

Thor: Right

Natasha: And then there’s a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.

Wanda: Right and if your interested in the way more fun party all the info can be found here on our more brightly colored flyer.

*Carol tears down their flyer and walks off. Wanda laughs as Natasha takes down Carols flyer making Wanda laugh harder*

Thor: I didn’t see where it was.

*Wanda and Natasha walk back to reception. Y/N watches them.*

*Y/N in the conference room*

Y/N: Yep looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people are finally coming together And that’s what you want right?

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Wanda: I feel like I’ve been kinda of cold to Natasha. And there’s no real reason for it. She never done anything to me. I think I shouldn’t be cold to her.

*Wanda looks up and glances at Natasha who glances back. Wanda walks over to Natasha’s desk*

Wanda: Hey… Natasha…um Sorry about that meeting today. That was really crazy

Natasha: Yeah right? I’m so glad you said that. Because I don’t how those meetings usually go.

Wanda: Usually like that.

Natasha: Does anyone ever stand up against Carol?

Wanda: I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face

*They both laugh*

Wanda: I really liked your karaoke idea. That could really be fun.

*Natasha and Wanda continue to talk as Y/N watches from her desk*

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It’s Christmas at the Scranton Branch of Stark Industries everyone is getting into the Christmas spirit.

Wanda: Psst. Y/N

*Wanda bobs her head to her desk. Y/N walks over*

Wanda: Hey

Y/N: Hey

Wanda: I need to give you, your Christmas gift now. Because um…I’ll just tell you

Y/N: What?

Wanda: For the past few months I’ve been sending Bucky letters from the CIA.

*Wanda hands a folder to Y/N*

Y/N: Are you serious?

Wanda: They’re considering him for a top secret mission. There’s his application. And this is where I made him list every secret he promised he’d never ever tell

*Y/N quietly chuckles as she reads it*

Y/N: Wow

Wanda: So here’s the gift. You get to decide what his top secret mission is. Sorry I couldn’t wrap it

*Y/N smiles, closing the folder*

Y/N: You know what? Um… I don’t really think I should be doing this stuff anymore, though.

Wanda: Oh.

Y/N: Cause of the promotion, just feels a little bit like

Wanda: I get it, no worries

*Y/N hands back the folder and walks back to her desk. Not seeing the disappointment on Wanda’s face*

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*Natasha holding Laura’s baby*

Natasha: So have you met the new guy?

Y/N: Yeah, he doesn’t talk too much, seems a little standoffish

Natasha: He’s very professional, except he poops his pants

Y/N: Yeah. Well Bucky was the same way when I started. You’ll get used to it

*Y/N gets up from Natasha’s desks and walks away both of them quietly laughing.*

*Natasha watches Y/N when her eye catches Wanda staring who quickly looks down*

*Wanda in the conference room with the documentary crew*

Wanda: It’s only been a week and everyone seems really, really into Natasha. After one week… Which is great.

*Natasha’s turn*

Natasha: I think it’s going well with Y/N. Why? What did she say about it?

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*Y/N answers her phone while entering her car*

Y/N: Hey where you at Romanoff?

Natasha: I’m at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy

*Y/N laughs*

Y/N: What’s wrong, you didn’t have a good first day?

Natasha: Oh my god. Hey you want to meet at Coopers in an hour? I need a drink.

Y/N: Yeah, sure. Sounds good I-

*Y/N sees Wanda walking out of the building*

Y/N: Hey you know what? Can I give you a call right back?

Natasha: Yeah

Y/N: Thanks.

*Call ends, Y/N get out of her car and walks over to Wanda*

Y/N: Hey.

Wanda Hey.

Y/N: I thought you already left

Wanda: No, I just had some other stuff I had to do

Y/N: Oh good

Wanda: What’s up?

Y/N: Oh nothing I feel like things were a little weird today or something

*Y/N looks down to her shoes kicking the ground while Wanda looks at her*

Wanda: What do you mean?

*Y/N lifts her head up*

Y/N: I just think I should tell you that I’ve sort of started seeing someone and uh

Wanda: Oh. That’s totally cool. You can do whatever you want

Y/N: Oh. Okay uh… good

Wanda: We’re friends. We’ll always be friends

Y/N: Right

*Wanda starts walking back into the building and Y/N goes back to her car*

Wanda: It’s good to have you back

Y/N: Yeah. Good to be back

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Wanda: Yes, I’m in a good mood today, I’m excited to meet all of the new people, and to see an old friend again definitely. That’s always a thing that makes people happy, to have an old friend back

Wanda smiles as she sets up the drinks and food in the conference room.

As Tony showed some of the new people that showed up first.

Wanda: Hi

Natasha: Hi

Both shake hands

Wanda: I’m Wanda

Natasha: Natasha, I love your sweater

Wanda: Thanks, my mom made it for me

Natasha: Really? Thats so cool I’ve always wanted to learn how to knit

Tony interrupts the two making a comment to Natasha about how exotic looking she is which made her uncomfortable and Wanda shake her head in disappointment

Wanda watches them leave and hears the door open, she sees Y/N and another walk in.

Wanda fixes her hair quick and smiles.

Tony takes the new employee after playfully calling Y/N a traitor. Y/N walks up to Wanda’s desk

Y/N: Hi, I’m Y/N. I’m new here

Wanda swiftly gets up and run towards Y/N, hugging her.

Wanda: It’s really you!

Y/N: I was just doin’ a little joke there about how we never met

Wanda: I know I don’t care

Y/N: Awesome. Good to be back. Place looks really good.

They both look at each other, smiling

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Wanda: Hey Maria is anyone coming back since the Stamford is closing?

Maria: I'm not sure yet but yeah maybe

Wanda nods as she slowly sits back down at her desk. Looking over at Y/N's old desk.

Meanwhile at Stamford.

Y/N: Hey, I think I am going to take that job, so if they offer you a job there. I think you should take it.

Y/N smiled at Natasha as she got ready to leave.

Natasha: Yeah... Maybe I will.

Natasha smiles back watching as Y/N leaves.

Natasha: Yeah I'm happy she said that. I mean, I don't think she's into me or anything. But... I'm kinda into her. So... there you go

Natasha smiles at the camera