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Kohl’s is getting lots of attention for its new holiday commercial, featuring a gay couple. Props to Kohl’s for the inclusive ad but I think folks are missing the bigger headline.

This guy. Brought puppies. To someone’s house at Christmas.

You said guests were welcome so I brought these puppies. Cool, right?

Who does that?

Her outside voice: “Welcome! Merry Christmas!” Inside voice: “I’ve got 40 people coming for dinner and you seriously are bringing puppies in here.”

Can anyone guess why this poor child is mopping on Christmas Eve? I think I have an idea..

You know this happened:

Him: “Yes they are ridiculously cute, but they just destroyed my shoe.” Her: “Be nice. It’s Christmas. We’re just going to get through it, OK?”

WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE?

This was our Christmas Eve last year. We celebrated with two other couples ��� our friends Mike & Vikki, on the far right, and Will & Kerby, in the center – and our friend Lynn-Anne, in between my husband Charlie and me. Alas, no one brought puppies.

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Roll Roll Roll. 😏 #Diplo #MadDecent #MajorLazer #RedRocks #RaveDay #Rave (at Red Rocks Park and Amphitheatre)

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Me at work today

Video: Preppy Cat Rocks A Polo

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I'm officially a Dad 😢😢😢😢😢😢 #MuchCute #SoAwe #Wow #Shiba #MyToshi

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Diet Day 1

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a conversation between two drink coasters

CD vs Floppy Disk

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text from ex: i miss u

me:

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Cute doorway in Venice, 2015

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Inner Silence and Noisy Joy

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#ChallengeAccepted #Competition ( I'm talkin' to you @briamiracle & @djrobot5000 ) #Dubsmash #Ranked

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Tired af #😴 #Sleepy #Tired #Ugh #Smh #NeedCoffee

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when you see bae

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Happy Mothers Day Mom! #ScaringTheShitOutOfMyselfJustForYou #mothersday

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Guess what today is?!?! :D

You guys.. It’s FFFRRIDDAAAYYY!!!

My work buddy isn’t here today though T-T

I’m usually pretty good at pretending to work. We’ll see how that goes today though

I’m getting Jamba for Lunch. I can already taste it

Trust me though. Once it hits 4PM, I’m outta here.

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Noooooooooooo

I’m getting sick guys

Am I feeling okay you ask?

The worst part is I’m at work... (but I’m not that I’m doing much obviously)

I just want to go back home and mope in my tired/sickness...

Six and a half hours left....oh no.....

P.S. If you don’t see me later on today... you know what happened...