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the sillies

do i know anything about ena? no! did i see people make silly ena ocs and feel the urge to make one too? yes! will i ever use this design again? probably not!

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guess who’s back

en ee ways eat up cuz yall getting the bonus of my divine twitch chat designs teehee

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me when the captain is marvellous (idk ive never watched the show /silly)

yeagh hai i’ve been kinda lurking for ages in this fandom so imma feed yall once and fade away

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absolute power: task force vii #1

WHATS A SLUR FOR ROBOTS????? BILLY?????

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i had to share this comment here, cause i doubt anyone who will see it will get it lol

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billy: bro im so fucking tired someone needs to shoot me in the head im being so real rn flash: ?????? you can swear????? billy forgetting that he said all that in his captain marvel form and not in his street urchin fit: fuck

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Imagine Billy and Mary and Freddy say from the start that they're siblings.

And the three of them somehow are all homeless street kids. Chaotic little gremlins.

And one day Black Adam sees them transform and is like 'WHAT THE ACTUAL-'.

And you choose what happens next-

Teth didn’t even know how this happened. Or, well, he does, but he’s still having a hard time comprehending it. See, he was minding his business in an appropriate(suspicious) disguise while scouting Fawcett for the Champion. As for why he was looking for the champion, it was because the man was missing. The champion having disappeared was suspicious, considering the man washed over his city like a hawk. Anyways, he was walking around when all of a sudden he just spots this child with the bluest eyes he’s ever seen with a little girl who also has the bluest eyes he’s ever seen. The little boy unfortunately noticed him.

Billy: “Can I help you, mister?”

Ah. Adam was staring. Though, that was mostly because the young boy looked strikingly like Aman. Anyways, Adam didn’t even know how it happened, but one moment he was talking to the kid, the next he was giving him a bunch on Kahndaqi currency as if that’ll be useful to the boy. The kid still took it though.

Billy: *bright ahh smile* “Thanks, mister!”

Black Adam: “Yes…” *wondering if the kid used mind control for a moment* “I am now off to go torment Captain Marvel. Good day, stupid children.” *flies off*

Mary, Freddy, and Billy: *offended* “Hey!” *watch him go*

Billy: *still watching him fly off* “…Adam really sucks at disguising himself.”

Freddy: “No duh, he literally said he was gonna go torment you.”

Mary: *picks up one of the coins Adam gave them* “Do you guys think we could trade this with a fairy for money? They like shiny stuffs.”

Billy: “We probably could.”

Anyways, fast forward, three months and Teth, whenever he was in Fawcett, which was unfortunately becoming more and more frequent, kept feeding and giving money to these three little urchins that are somewhat (it’s actually more than somewhat, but he would never admit it) tolerable.

Then, the fateful day came. The children were standing at their usual spot, and Adam was flying over. Then, the blasted little old bald fool with the glasses, psoriasis or Savana or whatever his name was started attacking. The children ran into an alleyway, and because of the fact Adam could care less about Savannah he flew after them because the alleyway looked shady. He was then greeted with the three of them… transforming… into his worst enemies. Specifically, the one who looked like Aman, Billy, transformed into the Champion.

After the fight with Sivana…

Black Adam: “You…”

Marvel: *startles* “Black Adam! What’re you doing here?” *suspicious*

Black Adam: *ignores him and is kind of angry monologging* “I’ve… I’ve been giving you three money and food for months… You’ve been making a fool of me!”

Marvel, Junior, and Mary: *share looks with each other cause ‘uh oh, he knows*

Marvel: “Uh… well, no. We all actually eat all that and make good financial choices. All the money I get from my job goes to rent, and on top of that we all work odd jobs for food and utility money. You’ve been a great help.” *super duper sincere*

Junior and Mary: “You’ve helped us a lot, mister!”

Black Adam: “You’ve still been making a fool of me! Also, why do you three have the power of the Living Lightning?! You’re children!”

Junior: “So?”

Black Adam: “So, none of you should have anything to do with the Rock of Eternity or being the World’s Mightiest Mortal!”

Mary: “That’s more the Wizard’s fault, not ours. Or wait no, that’s Billy fault cause he’s the one who gave us our powers.”

*silence*

Black Adam: “…I can’t believe I’ve been fighting children the entire time.”

Junior: “I know, right? And you still lose.”

Black Adam: *wants to get angry at that but just can’t muster it* “I…” *in his mind says ‘f this’, turns around and flies off*

Adam basically stewed in anger while in Kahndaq before he came back after like a week and started feeding and giving money to the kids again. He now just ignores the fact that he knows Billy is Cap and just chooses to believe that they’re two different people and still fights him.

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Clark, having a bad day: God I hate Captain Marvel. Hope that guy has a terrible day. Projecting all hate from Lex Luthor back onto him. Wishing him the worst.

Billy Batson, under a bridge tonight: huh. little chillier then normal.

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I'm thinking a lot these days about how Batman's "fans" would throw hate at Captain Marvel. because some of them they are like "the hero of my city is so sigma, he only wears black, he is a creature of the night who fights crime in the shadows, he does not have feelings. the hero of your city is a woke idiot with the nickname big red cheese and he openly has a woke family DUH" and it gets out of control and batman goes to apologize to the captain and see if he's okay, but billy is like "your fans would die if they knew you were pro feminist and bisexual, that's enough for me to not take the comments seriously" And Billy starts to be "extra woke" publicly (he's just not being prejudiced and is highlighting good manners towards others) because he dies laughing with his brothers and sisters at these completely angry comments because he said on-live that he does like attending pride parades to support the community and ensure that everything goes well On the other hand, Batman becomes increasingly mortified by his community and how he has unintentionally, AGAINST HIS WILL, become an icon for a horrifyingly conservative community of assholes I can see the league bullying the poor guy

Green Lantern: hey sigma, how are you? Flash: give me some tips on how to be an alpha in society? Please Wonder Woman: I'm so sorry, Batman, it must be horrible to be in your shoes right now.

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Do y’all see the vision??😭

this is a very rough draft of a comic idea I had, that hopefully I’ll finish but idk😞

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Ah Yes. Magic.

A lot of the JL forget that Marvel has magic, so when he uses it, most of the time they’re surprised. It doesn’t make it better that he normally uses it ridiculously (and somewhat terrifyingly).

Villain: “Muahahaha! You’ll never stop me, Cheese!”

Marvel: “Abracadabra!” *turns him into a chicken*

Villain: *clucks in confusion*

Marvel: “Looks like I’ve got dinner! Junior and Mary will love this!”

Tourist: “What?! Captain, you can’t eat that man?!”

or

Two-Face: “I didn’t expect to run into you of all people, Captain Marvel. What’re you doing in Gotham-”

Marvel: “Hocus Pocus!”

Two-Face and Harvey: *split into both Two-Face and Harvey*

*silence*

Two-Face and Harvey: *staring at each other in surprise*

Marvel: “Why’d you guys stop talking?”

Harvey: *frantically feeling his own face to see if one side is still burnt*

The two both went through a small mental breakdown before Batman came out of nowhere, beat them both up and took them to Arkham.

or

Civilians: *falling after a villain pushed them all off* “AHHHHH-”

Marvel: “Alakazam!” *turns the ground underneath them into rubber, so they all bounce*

Civilians: “Thank you, Captain Marvel!”

By the way, this pisses off a lot of magic users, but not for the reason you’d think.

Zatanna: “He’s not even saying proper incantations!

Random Hero: Those aren’t magical?

Zatanna: “Wha- NO! Abracadabra is not a magical word. Neither is hocus-pocus or Alakazam!”

Bringing up this topic can cause many different magic users to go on rants about this specific thing.

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it's been a while since I've made just a plain old sphinx - this is one with a very fun color palette

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"scarecrow?" he's not even a crow. idiot. he's a bat

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Concept: an episode of the Justice League cartoon where the MCs get sucked into a 90s teen movie… powers get reset to when they were that age.

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Billy Batson with all Gods voiced in his head.

We had the normal he hears the SHAZAM group, but how about all Gods!

Yes all gods that exist in DC. Even High Father, Darkseid, Odin, Rao, Eh, Just this whole lists https://www.cbr.com/dc-comics-strongest-gods/ https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Gods

His mind is a Twitch Stream for them, and he hates it.

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Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

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So do people just like Billy batson stuff a lot. Cause if so after I finish some of the Au’s I’m currently writing for . I can write a balance between batfam and Billy batson stuff?