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What they don't show you in cowboy movies is the hero vaporizing after riding off into the sunset

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only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup

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Whip cream with a cherry on top.

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thinking about Brad Dourif in "Istanbul" and the fact is Grima Wormtongue would have gotten away with it forever if they'd let him be hot. with better hair he could've run that horse girl country into the ground for decades. eomer would've been like "dang, seems like my uncle is a very bad king for no reason, oh well." pretty privilege grima wormtongue could have girlbossed middle earth into the flames of mordor

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The Lannister Family by bubug

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Medieval drag and breaking medieval gender roles, that's it. That's the post.

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Lately i've been thinking about how gender roles were percieved throughout Middle Ages, and how there exist medieval poems that subtly break those roles (like in Sir Gawain and the Green Knight). And, welp, it's pride month and my queer ocs' deserve some celebration lol

Anyway, little proofs of queer people existing right from the beginning make me really happy, what can I say. (History obsessed ppl out there if u know any articules/books/poems whatever about Middle Ages with lgbtq+ themes, drop them here i beg u)

inspo for the dresses:]

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i’m always so flattered when bees buzz around me. sorry miss, i’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought i was

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i love vultures they're like coworkers to me

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What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

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Gerhard Richter. 13.3.08, 2008

lacquer on color photograph

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Jurassic Park (1993) 🎬 Steven Spielberg

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İlhan Harun Can - Blue Of The Wind

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Bed and Breakfast 🐇🛏️🍳