#it is known

[laguzmage]

I really like how people playing Armored Core 6 across all nations and cultures have decided on a few constants for character interpretations

"Cinder" Carla has a ponytail and glasses

G1 Michigan is huge

if ALLMIND had a physical body she would be an office lady with a bobcut and at least one mole on her face

[kneelingshadowsalome]

due to the existence of statistical anomalies and the wonderful varied nature of the human reproductive organs I think there has to be a girl who can take König whole and have him bottom out for the first time, and I firmly believe he would take that as a clear sign that they are soulmates and that they are literally made for each other

Yes yes you get it! This is him 😭

Imagine König arriving home (yes it's his home from now on), like completely, fully home: balls pressed flush against this gorgeous woman, his whole length snug inside her. Es ist unerhört... Never happened before.

He's blinking and staring at her, his brain short circuiting as he comes to the instant conclusion that they must belong together, she and him. This is meant to be. She's what he's been looking for his whole life.

...meanwhile you're just like What's going on...? Why did he stop? Oh god... Did he cum already? Fuck, not this again...

[kopfkino-o]

Elain: "I belong to the Night Court. It is my home. I have friends and my family there. I have found purpose in helping elderly citizens of Velaris restore their gardens. I want to help this court however I can, even if it means reacquainting myself with my old powers. I glow in good health while in Velaris. I’m happy and finding my own voice for the first time in my life here”

Some of y'all, out here acting silly: “Cassian thinks you look bad in black so... sorry, hon! Heard the Spring Court has flowers though!"

[greenbloods]

in my own better version of asoiaf which is exactly the same except the lhazareen have coffee. they trade the beans with the qartheen (hasnt caught on yet in meereen) and they drink theirs as a dark bitter concoction mixed with herbal roots more like a medicine. the qartheen on the other hands are coffee FIENDS they amp that shit up with sweet and spices. xaro xhoan daxos is a starbucks girl and has four cups of honeyed nutmeg latte you just dont know because dany doesnt understand what coffee is.

[mythserene]

The Emperor Has No Clothes Episode

This really has been an impressive body of work. Who is going to be brave enough to ask Lewisohn what he thinks about all the questions that have been raised? Some podcaster will do it and be considered a hero ten years hence. Because AKOM motherfucking buried that man in this series. And I get the feeling Mark Lewisohn will just try to pretend he's not limping from the hole that just got blown through his credibility for as long as we let him. But there are cracks in the dam, mark my words. Beatledom is polite. But Beatledom is also thoughtful and introspective. Fair-minded.

And therefore there are cracks in Mark Lewisohn's pedestal.

In this one episode you can see the whole picture. The mask is ripped off early and the rest is just listening with your mouth open and trying not to say “no fucking way” aloud when you're walking past your downstairs neighbor because she wouldn't understand.

[starlingflight]

I've decided the only way through this writer's block is with large amounts of wine... so please ignore any nonsense I spout for the next few hours

[al-911]

I remain convinced that a slight upward angle of the legs and feet increases feelings of vulnerability by at least 5x. Something to do with the soles of the feet feeling safer pressed against the floor... the further away they get from it, the less hope they have of hiding.

Secondary note, leg straps. When you want immobile feet, keeping the legs still is half the battle.

[skinlike]

a mood of girls everywhere is "hungry. want rice"

[helenvader]

Reposting my own videos because why not Part 4

[1zashreena1]

Got these today

And knew immediately what needed to be done

tiny doritos: superior

[thisonetimeinmeridian]

I miss Gendrya, they were my happy place. I miss thinking about them.

[deancaslover]

At this point I don't understand how could anyone ship destiel but not cockles.

[bronzeagepizzeria]

[littlesparklight]

I give you a snippet from Helenes Apaitesis because I was dreading having to do Odysseus' speech, but I'm pleased, now.

Odysseus, dropping a hand on Menelaos' shoulder, was given the staff after a beat - Paris couldn't quite understand the point of that, but maybe he'd ask Helen, later - and stepped forward as Menelaos stepped back. He merely stood there for several silent moments, however, the staff clutched with stiff awkwardness in both hands before him, gaze lowered to stare at the cobblestones.

Helen had said he was a clever man, but in that moment he seemed not even born of noble blood.

Bent over slightly, belying his richly dark hair, lustrous and dripping with curls around his neck, and the abyss darkness of his eyes - Paris could swear that right as he'd looked down, the way the sun caught in it had revealed the colour a deep, almost purple-tinted, blue. Odysseus straightened up so suddenly Paris wasn't the only one to twitch - Helen, his father, and Hektor remained unmoved however - and with the sun on him, his somewhat unsettling eyes was indeed revealed to not just be black alone.

"A commitment to justice and the laws of the land is certainly the crowning achievement of all kings, and it should be their greatest concern that Dike look upon them favourably. And I have heard, as these stories go and if the words carried on the whispers of rumour is ever to be trusted, that you once were just even to a captive enemy in your own city, King Priam, succoring those who would've been basely treated when approached with a request long overdue to be filled."

Odysseus stroked his beard, longer about the chin as it was than his jaw, and peered up at Priam from under his brows. He was shorter than most men, and would've had to look up, if only ever so slightly, even at Paris.

[...]

"Five years is a long time for us mortals, brief as our lives are. Children can be conceived in such time, and grow past the greatest dangers of childhood, as well. Men and women can die in such a time as well, a new marriage brought to an end by no more fault than the gentle arrows of the Lord of the Silver bow and his noisy sister with her shafts of gold. Surely, then, your son has had more than enough time to have his joy of the wife that light-footed Aphrodite granted him, and should now submit to the justice of the laws he has broken, mortal as well as divine?"

He tapped the staff against his thigh, arching a brow. In the light, his eyes glittered terribly to match the seemingly mild, but stern, expression. If Paris hadn't had Helen's assessment of the king of Ithaka earlier, he might have seen nothing more than what there seemed to be there to see. Knowing what she'd said, however, Paris could pick out traces, not of tension, but rather the calculated cadence to Odysseus' words.

They were no less captivating for that.

[kitsunesongs]

I couldn't write this as I don't know enough about Dungeons and Dragons but - as much as I like the idea of the final game being a simple game of skill, imagine if instead the doctors had challenged the Toymaker to a game of Dungeons and Dragons. All three of them (plus Donna and Mel) sitting up there on the airpad rolling dice. Toymaker is the Dungeon Master, and if he can kill off both Doctors characters by the end of the game he wins.

[visenyaism]

i think visenya would have a weird psychosexual thing with alicent. and alicent's type is gender??? targ women With Problems and also she's incredibly repressed and catholic so she'd be into it. it's not really a sharra arryn type sitch because imo sharra was completely down to clown with visenya. milf on milf, girlboss on girlboss violence.

where is my 50k problematic^TM sharra x visenya conquest fic

well on the dragon show somehow everyone has a weird psychosexual complex about alicent hightower and visenya is mother to all targaryen weird psychosexual complexes that have been passed down their line. so it checks out it WOULD be ???????? however unlike rhaenicent i think they would hate each other for real