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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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i think, if they were real, they would hang out while waiting for the mortals in the time loop to reset. and they'd be buddies.

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Truly one of the funniest parts of Deja Vu was Siobhan just continually bribing people

Also her and Ify’s rivalry this episode was one for the ages

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@samreich in the latest @gamechangershow.

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The Wenis was never worth any points.

The Wenis will return. They'll have to remember it for a future episode.

Because everybody is a genius WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE.

THE WENIS WAS NOT WORTH ANY POINTS...

YET

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

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sisters, sweetness, strength 🍭

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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

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gonna make a post

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I think I just accidentally started writing…idk, abstract doctor who fic about a specific song??

idk what else to call it but I was just doing my thing ranting about how the lyrics fit the doctor, and suddenly I had like 20 tags, and I realized there was no way it was gonna end up fitting in the tags and I would have to just make a whole post about it

so that’s all well and good. but now I need to convince my brain to stop thinking about it in the middle and actually work on the final paper that was due 3 hours ago

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Happy birthday Jenna Coleman - 27 April 1986

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That hug picture is so cute <333

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Well out of the blue I just remembered today the time I accidentally joined the cast of a production of The Princess Bride….in the middle of the production.

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David Tennant as The Doctor — Doctor Who | Voyage of the Damned