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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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writing email subject titles is the bane of my existence why is it so hard to just write a one word summary of my email???
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
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i need to sit by a fire for a couple hours. i think that would heal me
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oh joy the assignment that took me a week to start and all of my brain power only took me 10 minutes to complete!
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You know, all three times Palpatine took an L it was because he couldn't just couldn't stop jizzing lightning. In fact, with the exception of the bit where he tries a little burst and Yoda just catches it, every time he does it it breaks bad for him in some way cause he's just to much of a sicko to stop electro-jaculating in time. Compare this to the dignified, almost regal, force lightning emanations of Count Dooku.
Don't really have a point, but sometimes you just gotta post about Sheev Palpatine.
#hes not wrong??#star wars#did you ever hear the tragedy of sheev palpatine the lightining jizzer?#im sorry ill leave now
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lord of the rings and chill except its just me rambling about how great lotr is
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Sometimes I worry that I’m faking my disability and I don’t actually have adhd and then I think of THE CHARACTER and I’m screaming and writhing on the floor and my body is filled with an energy and obsession that cannot be defined by any language the human tongue can form
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happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate and i pity anyone who hates anyone as much as i hate jurgen leitner
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between the two towers and return of the king im convinced he only got like 3 minutes of sleep that poor man
love how aragorn's just going through it 24/7 in lotr and it's never the point. he hasn't slept in weeks and he thinks everyone he loves is dead and he's covered in open wounds and it's just accepted that that's just how he rolls.
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i had a vision
inspired by zelda's diary ✨✨ (i thiiink)
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hear me out list but it's just entirely disembodied voices
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bring me back to the days when people would do palm readings and animal magnetism and all the weird pseudo psych things
who up hating pop psychology
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