hmmm--unfortunate
hmmm--unfortunate
all these books but a bitch cant read
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19, illiterate, and violently heterophibic
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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I’m reading this queer anthology and the first story is a fairytale about a queer Latina girl whose anger was so fierce it literally poisoned the rich white men who unfairly captured the transgender soldier she was in love with and my heart is literally bursting I’m going to cry
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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i’m sure that her marriage was a happy one and i’m not disputing that but do you really expect me to believe that gladys ‘mopsy’ parker, the gladys parker who drew these
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the gladys parker who looked like this
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i’m supposed to believe she was heterosexual?
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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do men like. have original thoughts
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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Who is this???
Wrong answers only
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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Time transfixed via Rene Magritte
Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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now that ao3 as a whole is a hugo nominee and has reminded us all that it is an incredibly well-designed, excellently maintained project with an archival system that is the envy of many librarians etc, it is a great time to remember that:
ao3 is run entirely by volunteers 
there are no ads or monetization at all to bother site users
and also the site works on strict guidelines to prevent us from being sued to bankruptcy etc
we use this amazing site for FREE
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the otw (which is the non-profit that runs ao3) spring donation drive is happening right now!
donations to the drive go to ao3 AND other projects run by otw
so if you use ao3 and appreciate all the hard work being done to keep it running, GO DONATE. 
SUPPORT OUR HUGO NOMINATED ARCHIVE THAT ALLOWS US TO SAFELY AND FREELY ENJOY FAN CONTENT.
if you can’t donate, spreading the word, congratulating ao3 on the nomination, and thanking the ao3 volunteers for their hard work would also be lovely!!
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..
me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit
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hmmm--unfortunate · 6 years ago
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ok full yike not to be that bitch on main but OOF... wow finding out two of your best friends are dating shouldn't make me feel this bad considering i'm not attracted to either of them and yet,, here we are. i feel like it's more just that i feel like a huge third wheel now (emphasis on huge lmao) and also like?? idk i think it's just that i have this overwhelming need to be desired by everyone even though that literally never happens. it's just so easy for her to find people all the time whereas for me it's like all people ever see me as good for is a quick drunk fuck to regret and forget later. and i just don't think i'll ever be able to overcome that unless i somehow lose 30 lbs which is obviously not going to happen. i just want to be considered an option for a relationship or a crush but it feels like at this point i'm just.. nothing. my body has become a war zone of wills and actions which contradict their purpose and nothing i do seems to change that.
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hmmm--unfortunate · 7 years ago
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me: man I really want a cool dystopian science fiction novel, but.. gay.
Proxy series:
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hmmm--unfortunate · 7 years ago
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Shaun David Hutchinson has literally never written a cishet mc in his life and i live for it
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hmmm--unfortunate · 7 years ago
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I just finished flame in the mist and smoke in the sun by renée ahdieh and I am literally obsessed I would die for Mariko in an instant
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hmmm--unfortunate · 7 years ago
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BOOKS I’VE READ ⁽²⁰¹⁸⁾ ·  flame in the mist, renee ahdieh
“I’ve never been angry to have been born a woman. There have been times I’ve been angry at how the world treats us, but I see being a woman as a challenge I must fight. Like being born under a stormy sky. Some people are lucky enough to be born on a bright summer’s day. Maybe we were born under clouds. No wind. No rain. Just a mountain of clouds we must climb each morning so that we may see the sun.”
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hmmm--unfortunate · 7 years ago
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“We are so much more than what we do!” Mariko drew closer, as if nearness could invoke a sense of truth. “We are…” She searched her mind for the right things to say. “Our thoughts, our memories, our beliefs!”
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hmmm--unfortunate · 7 years ago
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Sevro: I am a confident driver
Darrow: You almost ran over Roque
Sevro: And I am confident I won't miss next time
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hmmm--unfortunate · 7 years ago
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Roque: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of items you lost throughout your life
Cassius: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back
Darrow: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this
Tactus: My will to live! Haven't seen this in fifteen years!
Victra: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Sevro: Mental stability, my old friend!
Fitchner: Kids, could you lighten up a little?
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