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eru gives the strongest battles (tummy ache) to his strongest fighters (me)

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cat boy ? dog boy ? consider rich boy

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Caranthir, spluttering: Not that video, it’s twenty ten minutes long!

Curufin, laughing: Twenty ten!?

Celegorm: Otherwise known as eleven

Curufin, laughing more: How does eleven become twenty ten in your mind?

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Caranthir: Evil never sleeps!

Turgon: But ugly gets plenty of rest

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They jealous of my grind 😔💪

I can totally picture Caranthir grumbling about being put farthest east of all the brothers, and likewise grumbling more about meeting the dwarves until he realized he realized MONEY

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WRONG

1. Crash out

2. Kinslay on a whim, perhaps Curufin and Celegorm will join me

3. Send rage texts to Maedhros (how dare he be the eldest and most favourable child)

4. Self-sabotage by increasing tax on dwarven imports to my kingdom

5. Be angry. Do crime.

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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"I remember too much, actually" 😔

wait other people remember the first age

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guys, asking for a friend but, what is the best way to wash black clothes. they keep fading on me fast 😡😡😡😡😡😡 how can i be evil yet strikingly handsome?

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I could really do with a chocolate chip muffin rn

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The best sounds in life is rain on the window at night, and the sound of swords being drawn.

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I look up #kinslay and suddenly kokobot is all up in my dms 😡😡😡

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Even in egg form, I am the best

introducing: feggnor, maegghros, egglor, celeggorm, belegg, careggthir, and. of course. curufin and eol (no egg puns) (closeups below)

i was also gonna paint nerdanel but i got hungry

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Out of my brothers, I am the only one who seeked therapy.

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IM GOING TO CRASH OUT (a minor interference occurred of something not going the way it was supposed to)

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Caranthir delays his time, taking a moment to fluff up his pillows and fusses with getting comfortable - a frown constantly upon his face throughout the process. Two pillows suffice him in finding the comfortable height to rest his head. He looks up from under his eyelashes to see if his wife is still watching, and continues to playfully sulk, crossing his arms across his chest. But the lure of sleep finally calls to him, and the strained emotion on his face flattens out.

The eyebags under my eyes is a stylistic choice. Only those with a passion for fashion would understand.

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They are always like "haha Caranthir you are so quick to anger" but never "How are you, truly" 😔