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Carlos: Okay, I know it's wrong to pick favorites at the shelter but just look at this face!

Carlos: https://www.pixieproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/IMG_1897-215x287.jpg

Carlos: How could you not love it?

Chad: He doesn't look bad, but can he do any tricks? And what's his pedigree like?

Carlos: It has dogs for parents? That's about all I can tell you as far as pedigree. And tricks are something you can teach him if he doesn't know what you want him to know already.

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Jackie: it's not as cute as a squirrel but if you like it so much-

Jackie: you should adopt them and take them home!

Carlos: I can't do that! Because then what about the next cute dog that comes in - I'm gonna feel bad I didn't adopt that one too!

Carlos: It's just better to find another home for it where he'll be loved.

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Evie: Are you thinking getting a lovely little friend?

Evie: I can imagine it's hard not to if you're there a lot

Carlos: I already have Dude, I really don't need to get another dog

Carlos: But it is tempting, not gonna lie. Like I bet it's hard not to take all the pretty clothes home from work for you, huh?

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Carlos: Okay, I know it's wrong to pick favorites at the shelter but just look at this face!

Carlos: https://www.pixieproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/IMG_1897-215x287.jpg

Carlos: How could you not love it?

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Doug: I just wanted to try something new and reality TV in general is pretty new to me although now I wish I hadn't. I'm just earnestly shocked that Cat Suit was a move that worked on anybody? Especially when she had like 30 other men in real suits vying for her attention. I officially don't understand women. Although I guess I don't need to since I already have Jess. As long as I understand HER, I'm good, right?

Carlos: Trying new stuff is good! I probably wouldn't have gone for something like the Bachelorette for your first reality tv show, but what do I know? Most of what I watch are reruns of Myth Busters and crime dramas like NCIS. Have you tried something more like Keeping Up With the Kardashians? Or do you like the competition aspect, just not THAT competition?

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Doug: So I had some free time and got curious and started watching this season of The Bachelorette and I had to stop when I saw the Bachelorette making out with a man in a full cat suit on the first episode. I've never watched the show before, is this typical? Does that move WORK on people?

Carlos: Oh, wow. I can't say I've ever been a fan of the show either, but I can see why people watch it from that statement alone? Weird stuff like that gets all kinds of attention.

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Carlos: Would I be wrong in guessing that you're the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster? The oven works better for that kind of thing. Or the stove.

Carlos: Or even the air fryer...

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text 💬 evlos

Carlos: Something’s not right...

Carlos: Not sure WHAT, but I just got a bad feeling.

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Carlos: DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU!

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Carlos: He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. Are clubs always like that?

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Doug: I'm not sure but I think it depends on context. Like if you're with someone and looking into their eyes, saying it feels kind of natural? Or if you're listing things about them that you like, that might work too, although most people prefer for those not to be physical things.

Carlos: I guess that makes sense... people want to know you like them for them and not just what they look like and all. So, probably not a good idea to include that, okay. Kind of the answer I was looking for, so thanks! There's a lot about Jane that I like that isn't physical so, that's a good place to start.

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Diego: I can make time. For what?

Carlos: It's really dumb, okay, so don't laugh, but I'm trying to change my look a bit? Nothing drastic, but my wardrobe could probably use an update.

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text 📲 malos

Mal: And you're not at all concerned that you're turning into some weird animal magnet here?

Mal: Just take a shower. Or let Dude be jealous, maybe it's good for him?

Carlos: Why would I be concerned with that? I spent a long time being afraid of animals and I really didn't need to be! I mean, I like dogs better still, but all animals are kind of cool.

Carlos: When has being jealous ever been good for anyone?

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Jane: Oh, gosh! Don't worry about it. I was so busy trying to figure out what I'd said that made you want me to shut up that I didn't even really process the idiot part of things.

Jane: What's Jay done this time, though? Besides make me feel like I might actually be insane for having too many different types of shampoo?

Carlos: Just because you didn't process it doesn't make it okay!

Carlos: He's just, you know, being Jay. He must be bored or something because instead of teaching kids how to play tourney, he's been bugging me the last hour about, uh, other stuff.

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text 📚 marklos

Mark: Probably! It's always like this when any new movie/show based on a book comes out. Although last year it was the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society, which was a far superior book. Although, the movie sucked in comparison.

Mark: It's what I'd call "lite porn". It's got some sex scenes but most of them are in one episode that are super graphic, so you could just skip that one. It'd be easy to fast forward and you wouldn't be missing anything.

Carlos: Uh, I have no idea what that is so I'll just have to take your word for it being better.

Carlos: Oh, good. I hate when shows are mostly graphic scenes like that. It makes it super uncomfy to watch with other people, and even watching alone doesn't make it better. Honestly makes me feel kinda like a creep.

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Evie: Hey Carlos! Movie night tonight sounds perfect. Did you already have a movie in mind or shall we pick something together?

Carlos: Not really, there's way too many choices so I can never really settle on one option. Feel free to pick whatever you want!

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For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Ariana Waialiki. You're welcome.

Um, thank you? I really doubt I’m @ariliki‘s type though, and she’s honestly not really mine.